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Between your constant teasing, and all the alcohol we consumed, I couldn’t even wait to get our clothes off……my cock had to be inside of you. Neither of us cared if people were watching. Let them enjoy the show…..let them
freshprinceofmaldonia: The light can become the dark [insp]
demisexualbethanyhawke: the-void-princess: archiemcphee: Cats are sleepy zen masters who can curl up for a snooze just about anywhere. One of their favorite cozy napping spots is the flower pot, no matter what its size. Bored Panda assembled a vast
zephwhy: spiderfong: erinqueenofsass: He is too innocent for this world I audibly gasped when the puppy looked into the camera o-ohhh….. look…look at him…
murallamuerta: ldanniella: murallamuerta: fuck-the-fucking-people: solo-un-loco-mas: fuck-the-fucking-people Aasjkdhakshdkjasdhkjask no pude evitarlo xdd solo-un-loco-mas JAJAJA! Te odio xd Jakajka discusión de gente pequeña 7w7 hey! :c si ser
digitalramen: Pascal Flammer designed this Swiss house with ground level windows, to make it seem as if the nature outside flows continuously into the home.
secretdaddy: fuckmethroughthesheets:secretdaddy:Anyone? secretdaddy I’m in. Let’s rock and roll. I’ll bring the alcohol. Cool! I’ll pour. You watch the door. Make sure no responsible adult gets in-
malformalady: The ice-cream-bean(Inga edulis ) is a fruit native to South America. It is widely grown, especially by indigenous Amazonians, for shade, food, timber, medicine, and production of the alcoholic beverage cachiri. Inga edulis pods contain
Patreon SFW commission! by @whatismooThis is a shot before the alcohol made the uniforms come off :’)
Agustin Flores from Gran Hermano US gets drunk and flashes the other hg’s [via @ny-watcher]Alcohol and hot tubs always make for some good feeds!
I’ve been sober about 90 percent of the time in the last 3 months. My witchcraft has been working positively.I’m losing about a pound a day and gaining energy thru diet and exercise.I’ve decided to go back to school and eventually become a licensed
-gleekout: ooh-voldy-voldy: homemadedarkmark: fashionofglee: Thanks saintroux! In case you were wondering, yes this is Blaine, and yes he is horrifically drunk. From the promo for 2x14 ‘Blame It On The Alcohol’! Urban Outfitters BDG Professor
thiefofketchup:pizzaforpresident:It is so frustrating to be a Canadian. You are affected by USA politics nearly as much as as they are but have no say in the elections. It’s like being a Siamese twin to an angry self destructive alcoholic with a gun
My latest @zivity set “Wet Hot American Shower” is up for the “Shower Beer” contest - most votes wins!! So please head on over and cast some votes - help me win this thing! If you need an invite, just contact me! The incentives
Last chance to vote for me in the @zivity “Shower Beer” contest! If you need a zivity invite, write me ASAP! Incredible incentive blowout- Here’s how it works: The BLOWOUT sale is on total NEW votes, and THIS WEEK ONLY! There’s
Hahahaha, so worth the fight though. The joy some puns evoke cannot be dimmed by anything!!! XD
discoverynews: discoverynews: Excellent Idea of the Idea: Choosing Red Wine Over White:If given the choice between red and white wines this holiday season, go for red, scientists say. A chemical found in red wine may help prevent cancer and other health
godtricksterloki: Sounds like the perfect date. The drunks have spoken.
thedrunkenmoogle: Blue and Red E-Flasksby The Drunken Moogle Re-energize yourself with an E-Flask. Fill it up with whatever will keep you going through the night and break it out when you’re feeling low. Blue E-Flask - ภ.99Red E-Flask - ภ.99
thedrunkenmoogle: Browncoats, get your cup! This week Aggressive Comix tried out The Drunken Moogle’s very own recipe for the Sereni-Tea. While it doesn’t pack as much nutrients, it’s sure tastier than mudder’s milk!
thedrunkenmoogle: Zelda’s Lullaby (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time cocktail) Ingredients:1.5 oz Chambord.75 oz vodka1 oz lemon juice.5 oz simple syrup1 egg white1 lemon twist Directions: Separate your egg white, add it to a mixing glass, and discard
thedrunkenmoogle: Chandra Ablaze (Magic: The Gathering cocktail) Ingredients:1.5 oz. Orangecello1 oz. Vodka2 oz. Sweet & Sour.25 oz. Grenadine5 drops Bitterman’s Hellfire Habanero Shrub Bitters Directions: Add all ingredients to a mixing glass
elbrutoepico: slowking-s-thompson: versace-anarchy: fitfoxyfree: davedash: memewhore: Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive. This was made by the Devil himself Oh my god You uncreative nerds couldn’t mix the two beforehand?
howdidigetsoluckyhuh: The alcohol the demerol - these things never could replace What a minute with you could do to put a smile on my face.
officialjuniperswift: Was feeling myself and feeling a little naughty before going down to the rave. All the alcohol wasn’t helping lol.
specific-filth: Your wife gets a little overly friendly with strange guys after a few drinks at the bar. “The alcohol always lowers my inhibitions,” she explains to you later, wiping cum from her chin. "You understand, don’t you dear?“
yesiamalesbian: gracefulhotmess: r33f3rmadness: honestly found this cool as fuck. I love how they have drugs, alcohol, and then Starbucks Cigarettes are really cheap here in the Philippines. This post is accurate.
lilaira: dreamdaddycentral: sky williams on twitter THE ALCOHOLIC IS MINE Y’ALL CAN GTFO This is the gayest (and funniest) thing I’ve seen!
kibsscribs: A bunch of comics I drew about the goofy shit that happened at my birthday party last weekend… Except with Yowapedals. Don’t drink. PS that cake is real.
sukebanana: some cute commissions for some cool folks! in case you want your own here’s the post :^)
wind-upkate: drunk tumbling is the only way I’ll make it through the winter
cowboymitchell: Sometimes you do everything right, everything exactly right, and still you feel like you’ve failed. Did it need to end that way? Could something have been done to prevent the tragedy in the first place? And what about my team? How many
hermescostellos:last night pat and i came up with a phantom blood high school AU out of nowhere omg so i doodled during class…. jonathan is like…the really smart kid from a nice family, and speedwagon is a delinquent that gets like beaten up and saved
vertigoats: living the life
chaiannie: or, in the typical college AU! fashion, raise a red solo cup make sure to rest up and treat yourself! you deserve it!
paticmak: The story of tonight…
officialleoneabbacchio: he’s having his “me time” not pictured: this, loudly blaring in the background and vibrating the entire house really silly edit i did for a warmup today
zoeybarkow:every episode of nurse jackie ranked according to imdb number 72: enough rope (3x02) “Does anyone know what gets Michelle Obama out of bed in the morning? Fat kids!”
malacandrax: Prompt–Do all the Pro Heroes get together for some big Christmas party or something? Or is it just a you, Aizawa, and All Might kind of thing? Everyone crams into a bar and gets waaaay too drunk, all the students are home and safe and
sule-skerry:guerrillatech:OK the only people I have known who have a garage fridge are Korean and use it for kimchi because they make enough of it they need a Designated Kimchi Fridge, so I get that.But can my fellow white Americans please explain what
colonelmagpie: downtroddendeity: #that had better be a virgin martini young man Reminder that you should not allow your seven-year-old replicas to have alcohol. No, no matter how much they insist that they’re physically seventeen and that’s above
mithmeoiart: Mr. Peanut Butter telling stories and the rest of the audience doesn’t seem to care much for it.
mosaur: i felt bad leaving Mard out of the mix so here he is- as you can see, he’s the kind of awful dude who immediately takes off his shirt when he starts drinking and instigates a gruesome brawl with like 20 other dudes ;3;
winblossomwin: So I just loved this little nod to Breaking Bad in Zootopia. I wasn’t sure if the two sheep that showed in the end were actually Walter and Jesse and if they were I couldn’t remember what they looked like -_-;
skooshymochi: he was a sk8r boi, she said see u l8r, boi careless sketches i did back in may or something as i watched sorenova’s masterpiece again and again – and now it’s my favorite thing in the world. i had the most fun drawing galloway’s
shutupaubrey: the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store
childservices: diancie: hotty-toddys-hotty: How to get over a break up Fuck the beer and alcohol but LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE GUMMY BEARS OMFG…. I have some news for you….
bubbleant: sanamivera: Skittles Vodka. Click through for instructions (Ella!). I love how the sidenote for me is on the alcoholic post… IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK OF ME VERA?! lololol these look…delicious! I want to try it! Next time I have a party I’ll
badhabitboys: instructionsforboys: bottomboydreams: You can blame it on the alcohol but everyone knows you’re a whore Now pull your underwear down so we can all see that hole. Perfect. Now look back at the camera. Good. Now we’re gonna take turns
therealmeahriano: juicestain21: oh fuck it’s either a gif or I’m really high Nah you’re just really high. I’m really drunk right now but it that moving or is it just the alcohol? this just tripped me the fuck out holy balls i know im
That horrible morning when the alcohol and amphetamines wear off and you realize the celebrity you went to bed with is a demon
I had a creepy old guy stop me on my way home today asking “wanna go get drunk?” all because I was carrying a bag from the liquor store. Like no fuckface mcdickhead I just want to go home and make teriyaki fried rice with the sake I bought
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guys i got to the part of the alcohols bottle that makes me giglgy.
jeremii: What is your acne telling you? 1 & 2: Digestive System — Eat less processed or junk food, reduce the amount of fat in your diet, step up water intake and opt for cooling things like cucumbers. 3: Liver — Cut out the alcohol, greasy
omg-amy-marioux: omg-amy-marioux: You also noticed a funny taste that wasn’t the alcohol on her lips when she got home… If you enjoyed this check out my cheating wife stories on Amazon and Smashwords! I’d love the support! xoxo Amazon HERE !
I call bullshit on the alcohol one. One drink a day is the definition of moderate drinking. As far as I know, moderate drinking never killed anyone…otherwise I’m going to have to cut back.
art-of-domination: It had been an unusual dinner. They had been out with three other couples that night and the alcohol had flowed more than usual. As inhibitions disappeared, the conversation turned, as it often did, to sex. One person suggested
wanduh-lust: yowgert: Meet my little brother Jamie, he’s 8 years old and loves to wear dresses. Tonight was the first night I’ve ever put makeup on him. This is the happiest I’ve ever seen him. His dad (my stepdad) doesn’t allow him to wear
lambdadelta-the-witch: looks like the sequel of bleach
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