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“Stop taking pictures and let’s get out of this bar already. All the alcohol is going *hic* straight to my chest.”
dirtyfuckpig: Now that is a way to get a party started… unf… fuck… I want this! Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck… a champagne enema… fuck… and when the alcohol starts doing its work, go ahead and fucking abuse my drenched hole… FFFFUUUUUUUCK!
smutslutxxx: dirtyfuckpig: Now that is a way to get a party started… unf… fuck… I want this! Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck… a champagne enema… fuck… and when the alcohol starts doing its work, go ahead and fucking abuse my drenched hole… FFFFUUUUUUUCK!
bit-of-the-gay: byciclee: flxwerrr:this is mad intense im not even kidding cant even draw a star with out doing the criss crossy thing Frfr^
funnyvideoscenter: “Probably the greatest gif in the history of forever”
frillyknickersxo: caressand-undress: rawrr-chan-vegeta-love: beben-eleben: Relationship Goals Awww I’ll be so excited the day I realize that I grew up with the love of my life jeremythejediwannabe this is gonna be us when we’re old!
demhalfbloods: Holi, India Also known as the festival of colors and love, this vivid spring festival brings all people together. The social barriers break completely, friend or stranger, rich or poor, men or women, children or elders, Hindu or not, all
glitterobservatory: theilllestvillain: waveofemotions: I NEVER WANT THIS POST TO END SAME the second pic of the elephant and dog though. holy crap that’s graceful
theinturnetexplorer: The Magnus Effect - When a small amount of spin is added to a dropped object, the object moves forward
globalvoices: A Twitter account with alleged ties to drug trafficker, Joaquín ‘El Chapo’ Guzmán Loera, posted a threatening message directed at real estate magnate Donald Trump, in the wake of negative comments which the businessman made towards
bleedingmakesitbetterphilip: felkasmiejesiezwodka: transientfashion: 1. Put on nail polish and let dry. 2. Dip fingernail in alcohol-basically any will do, vodka is suggested. 3. Press a strip of newspaper big enough to cover the whole nail on to your
Buying this for Alex for his birthday! My wonderful boy is turning 21! So grown up T-T5oz guitar pick flask It has a cool “looking-glass” in the back so you can see how much you have left! And he’s getting me a really pretty Alice
this is where the truth begins
adjatha: New Texas is a land filled to the brim with big bulls, bigger breasts, and powerful thirsts. While most are content to let milk do a body good, some have a hankering for a more adult beverage. In comes the alcoholic milk! Just mosey on down
jkontumblr: Kuki Entrerios ~ #ShareIG The alcoholic and the workaholic, increíbles tus diseños @erikapenasantos con escarcha y mucha magia en el #sushiartnight 😙 #dragqueen #fashiongirls #fashion #dragqueenlife #dragqueenmakeup #fishydrag #gaysha
liveinphoenix: iwanttoknowyouranatomy: liveinphoenix: my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water That’s the biggest waist I have ever heard of r u calling me fat
niuniente: When Jamie’s milk tea with boba flask is canon, no one can convince me that Mei doesn’t have the real flask with the real stuff.
pigdemonart: ru-debega: seijhoe: platypioctopi: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOSHING ME No wonder the sound of hitting people is so satisfying, omg. @pigdemonart YOUR AU IS VALIDATED I CANT BELIEVE THIS.
crentist:will this lady survive this drag of the century
surprisebitch: bigfootjpg: popularlesbian: After this, they drink and fuck to Lana Del Rey, making this the most realistic yaoi manga I’ve ever read I wrote it i’m the uke
pigdemonart: Sorry ive been super absent, but I’ve been really busy with schoolwork. Could only muster to draw mini doodles. Rick and Morty has been the only thing keeping me entertained and conscious. I think the parallels between grandpa Rick and
little-cosmic-in-the-grey: @sleepwalk-with-the-dead
tiki-punch: I’m laughin at the idea that sombra still doesn’t know who mccree is n he just stumbled in the bar n she’s like “who’s this jackass”
daftalchemist:I’ve been loving Stardew Valley so much that I decided to do a series of art of the junimos and the community bundles they represent
oriana132: More N7 week goodness! I’ve been wanting to do one of those “draw the squad like this” things for a while, but this was the first one I saw that I knew exactly what I wanted to do right away. Um, you ok there Kaiden?
celticpyro: everthingbutnothingatall: parliamentrook: this is the only way I’m drinking wine now Hey guys,you want a drink? Just let me HURgleteughergle Now you can have Edgar Allen Poe’s fursona barf blood into your goblet for the ultimate Goth
the44thpilot: coelasquid: therorasaurus: so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. Chaotic good
quehermosadiosa: gh0stmother: i want her to hit me in the face with a can of beer THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING VIDEO IVE EVER FUCKING SEEN
Man, I’m worried about myself. Almost any time I have the chance to not be sober, I think, do I wanna change that??? And like.. the answer is no sometimes, especially if I’ve been hitting it too hard but sometimes– only sometimes someone will
thatpettyblackgirl: between “boycotting” starbucks by buying drinks just to get the barista to write “merry christmas” on the cup and destroying nike products that have already been purchased—i think we can all agree protesting is not racist
guccikeychain: lenora always knows when i’m drinking because she can smell the alcohol coming out of my glass when i walk by I wasn’t even near the god damn glass and I could smell it you LUSH
shutupaubrey: the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store
pizzaotter: The alcohol is wearing off, and the hangover horn is coming early…
buttrimming: me when I’m at the gay club and the alcohol wears off
begikodienorastis: What is your acne telling you? 1 & 2: Digestive System — Eat less processed or junk food, reduce the amount of fat in your diet, step up water intake and opt for cooling things like cucumbers. 3: Liver — Cut out the alcohol,
kitty-batass: pdxbluerocker:Kinda threw up in my mouth a bit but at the same time the alcoholic in me said yummy Hell no
art-of-domination: It had been an unusual dinner. They had been out with three other couples that night and the alcohol had flowed more than usual. As inhibitions disappeared, the conversation turned, as it often did, to sex. One person suggested
girdleluv: gr949: transheaven: Stephanie & Adèle by Boys Will Be Girls Was great having this gorgeous dynamic duo at my studio for a day full of fun and laughter. You can see how the day started and as the alcohol started flowing things started
lagrl4life: childservices: diancie: hotty-toddys-hotty: How to get over a break up Fuck the beer and alcohol but LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE GUMMY BEARS OMFG…. I have some news for you…. 👆😂😂😂
sorry: I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
nickelbackthatassup: don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take
All the alcohol in the world couldn't help me forget you
I like to imagine that all the alcohol they drink on Supernatural is real, and by the end of every shoot everybody is hella drunk.
oh fuck it’s either a gif or I’m really high Nah you’re just really high. I’m really drunk right now but it that moving or is it just the alcohol? this just tripped me the fuck out holy balls
if anything yes you should drink on anti depressants because they make the alcohol more potent or whatever the fuck so you dont actually have to drink as much. follow for more life pro tips
militarysoxguy: sequelguerrier: I know what the story is going to be tomorrow morning: A bit too much beer and then, you know, well, things just happened. But of course we are both straight and it was only the alcohol … Hey look man, I even have a
ineedmorechastitycaptions:Good morning roomie. I didn’t expect you to be awake that early. After all the alcohol at the party yesterday, I thought you might be in a coma.Morning. Yawn. Holy shit, you’re naked! Oh, god, argh. That damn chastity
Fox, the Alcohol Fairy, wishes you all the best. Again.
so…ive discovered alcohol is Nasty and trying multiple sips and shots of different things did not make it better and now i probably wont drink ever again lmaO
@imablxckwidow from hereA loud, annoyed huff slipped past Natalia’s lips and dissipated into a cloud of mist right in front of her eyes as she trudged through the frozen grass and other tombstones to get to where Bucky had planted his ass. “How did
aaaand ofcourse the boxes I have for moving are all liquor boxes… (I swear these are all extras from the ABC store)
