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Last legal drink @ the airport #chardonnay #canada #toronto #airport #legal #goodtimes #reality #alcoholic
Ughhh been turnt the FUCK UP for the past day and a half. Lets just make it 2 days by the time i go to sleep. The cruise was awesome, a little bumps and bruises but nothing the #boozeandcruise cant fix. #teamnosleep #workbound #turntup #toolive #cruise
mapsontheweb: The alcohol chain of Northern Europe. and Swedes go to Denmark for cheaper alcohol,
ellissummer: Drunk and Horny At one of the parties the alcohol hit Helen’s head too hard. But the helpful Jacqueline (who helped the girl to get drunk by filling her glass with the finest wine) aided Helen by removing her bulky clothes, so nothing would
There’s a beauty treatment in China called Huǒ liáo that’s meant to brighten your face… by setting it on fire. A towel is soaked in a “secret elixer” (a.k.a. lighter fluid) and then placed on the problem area. Alcohol is added as a starter
cassiopeas: neon gods: for the new gods that surround us, the thumping beat in your throat, the lights flickering,and the alcohol flowing through your skin.
askflamel: It’s doing quite well… But… It’s still rather slow…. I need more materials…. *snatches all the alcohols* HARHAR NO MORE ALCOHOLS FOR FLAMEL \8D/
askflamel: karuna-tan: askflamel: It’s doing quite well… But… It’s still rather slow…. I need more materials…. *snatches all the alcohols* HARHAR NO MORE ALCOHOLS FOR FLAMEL \8D/ GIVE THEM BACK I NEED A SANITIZE WORK PLACE!! Nuuuuuu,
squirmforme: It had long been a tradition at the sorority. They’d pick one of the freshman pledges, in this case you, and give them a party all their own. It was just the girls, starting clothed in casual wear but quickly stripping as the alcohol flowed
onemansfantasies: sluttyoldersister: The alcohol from the night before mustn’t of worn off. What started off with a mornig cuddle with my 18 year old son soon turned into wrestling. The nest thing i knew.. i was telling my son to stay the fuck still
fullcravings: Beer Marshmallow S’mores
fullcravings: Bourbon Baked Apples
Day04 of Inktober! Finally scanned a drawing!!! I like the Idea of Girlfriend being the perverted one in the relationship, so if they ever Swap bodies with her boyfriend it would be really funny, :) Going to color this Once I get the alcohol based
I ain’t feeling too good today. Woke up with tears in my eyes thinking of Crys. Tryna keep busy with little goals. I walked a few miles to the store to get a bike tube for my flat. I’m gonna make my favorite Indian dish for comfort food right
Woke up wanting to drink but I stopped myself. Instead I started marinating some chicken cuz I’m going to make Tandoori chicken later. I’m going to work on the custom punk vests so I can sell them. I’m going to put Parks and Recreation
My mother just told me an eerie story. The night of the ayahuasca ceremony she was downstairs in the living room of our house and around 10:45pm she began to hear loud banging upstairs in my room and then mild noises as though rats were crawling in the
At the kennel where I work there’s a rescue dog so aggressive he doesn’t get let out of his cage cuz no one is safely able to walk him. We’ve repeatly told the rescue that there is no hope for this dog, being in a cage is no valuable
nemfrog: Fig. 39. Digestive track _An abridgment of the hygienic physiology : with special reference to alcoholic drinks and narcotics_ c.1884
corenevipera: fovelshucker: TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU
nellymirikitani: fuck-the-conquistadores: katfiercefeather: his-name-is-nightrider: ‘”This cop is holding a taser to the neck of a Lakota man blocking the passage of a beer truck in White Clay, Nebraska. Despite police violence, the action was
s-tay-g0ld: Safety first #seatbelt #alcohol #car #funny #bacardi #jurupinga The sign of a drunk, lol.
salamanderperch: if any of you have ever wondered what my life outside of tumblr is like here’s your answer
clysmian: Some choice pictures from Friday’s Type-Moon photoshoot at the gazebo. This was a lot of fun, even if I wasn’t one of the cosplayers involved.
Pointing at himself because he the center of attention
jargonath: blasko: Cream, an alcohol-infused whipped cream created by Kingfish Spirits of Cleveland, OH. With Cherry, Vanilla, Caramel, Raspberry, and Chocolate flavors, you can mix and match flavors to create the perfect recipe.
toastyglow: after scrapping with the ferals and the tabbylet you brush my matted furhow I’d knead into your chest while you were sleepingshallow breathing made me purr
nat-rossbtc: I’d rather drown my sorrows in alcohol at the moment than even bear to think about how my boss is the man I spent the past few years of my life chasing after, for him to hate me as much as he did the day he walked out on me. But thanks
A tower built with barrels of alcohol, which will be destroyed later during the prohibition, 1929 Nudes & Noises
socimages: The real Johnny Appleseed: Alcohol, not apples. By Gwen Sharp, PhD If you’re like me, you probably grew up hearing a charming story about John Chapman, aka Johnny Appleseed, in which he planted apples across America so that no one would
Fighting cocks on the church #mirandarivera #wordup #alcohol
PARTY AT MY PLACE i’ve got the alcohol covered i’ll bring some soda ill bring the drugs I’LL BRING THE BITCHES i got the pot.. GOT THE DOUGH AND THE GREEN. REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE JESUS CHRIST. WHY DOES EVERYONE FORGET THE CHIPS?
fovelshucker: TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND
sirlightbulb: sirlightbulb: This dude just walked into mcdonalds with a case of beer in hand and yelled “Where the fuck am I?” Update: this dude just ordered 100 chicken nuggets. He is officially my idol.
candelantern: prokopetz: Sometimes an artist just finds a niche and runs with it. Take Eduard von Grützner, for example. German painter back in the early 1900s. He tried a whole bunch of stuff over the course of his career, but eventually he settled
pseudodesigner: grievouslysexy: thatsthat24: mainlyspoons: hellyeahthomassanders: Tasting Wine for the First Time 🍷 by Thomas Sanders thomas baby are you okay what does this vine even mean Haha mainly it’s just meant to be silly! …but
zackfernandej: lipscrubs: cotton candy cocktail (minus the alcohol) all of that….and no alcohol??? ummm keep it
drewwilsonphoto: you feel the train shake the sidewalk beneath your feet and the alcohol has started to hit you hard. you think of him. he thinks of his next drink. you’ve always felt most connected to the sadness. the way it creeps up your spine
Britt and Tamika were on their third drink and were feeling the alcohol. Although they didn’t need the alcohol to loosen their tongues, they got a little louder than normal as Tamika shouted to Mr. Crude, “Two horny sets of holes waiting for you
1. Fill bowl with gummy bears 2. Add alcohol of your choice 3. Place in fridge 4. Gummy bears will absorb the alcohol 5. Eat the gummy bears 6. Get faded
sorry: I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
paintmegreeen-: fingers-crossed13: what you need: a small glass of rubbing alcohol or vodka 10 strips of newspaper (bigger than your nails) LIGHT nailpolish. white, clear, light pink, etc. anything LIGHT now do this: dip your nails in the alcohol
Some of the signs outside the bars get pretty clever in #NewOrleans during #mardigras. #bar #alcohol #bars #MardiGras2015 #funny #frenchquarter
saintlaurentgirl: *me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it
More awesome cocktails and drinks from one of the best nights of my life. 💚 #amazing #alcohol #bestfriend #beenlookingforwardtoit #cocktails #drinking #happy #love #pretty #reminder #sad #sydney #thegrasshopper #whatswrongwithme