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siblings-with-benefits:The best part about the new pool house and lawn furniture, was that my sister and I could be outside at night and our parents would never hear her while she rides me. :)
ramsyas: we started the band in our freshman year of high school. jack and i knew each other before that. we were never in a band together but we would go to each others’ houses and play afi covers. and then, we met rian and zack in our freshman year,
domtop2u: No…the door was open, boi. I see you’re taking a bath.,.hope you’ve settled in, now that you’re a guest in my house for the summer. You are lucky to get the internship…it’s critical to your schooling and the rest of your career.
beardedkingofdetroit: Don’t talk about my house like that! Lol
meggannn: narcolassie: despicabletweets: Oh, so I guess “It’s the White House for a reason” is a thing now. Alex Zeagler’s is my favorite: “on the off chance this is racist, don’t worry ‘coz it’s not offensive.” REASONS WHY I
fuckouttahere: lauuwiee: foreverstephhh: xcandydots: bangmepoolie: beaishungry: ohshietnigguh: DOPE ! DA FUCK LOL OMG. NEED IN MY HOUSE. I want that pool. Crack!
#RP via @cmcintosh86 this is me in my house hate these blinds that’s why I just open and closed them only
ebonypussies: Ass Shake that ass at my house
mistressmg: That’s a compliment in my house! Right, murseguy?
thedailymeme: For the person(s) that robbed my house on Christmas Eve…
seven-devils-in-my-house: fierocity: imyobabyy: lady-medic: In case anyone wanted to know what a lightening strike can do to the body- given that they survive. Woah I’ve reblogged this before but I didn’t know it was from a lightning strike.
Wish I got my house cleaned like that
yourcheatinggirl: Your girlfriend - a varsity cheerleader at your high school. She was failing chemistry. But she offered to stop by my house one day, and we cleared that all up. She’s getting straight A’s now.
hornyretribution: You thought I was actually going to pull out? Don’t be fucking stupid! You come into my house dressed like that and believe I’d go easy? You’re nothing but a worthless cum dump and your only purpose is to get knocked up when I
cleanbodyfreshstart: All the bananas that are in my house at the moment {sugar bananas, monkey bananas and cavendish bananas}
rosalarian: beatrixshrugged: rosalarian: This billboard went up by my house today. Lots of people here are incredibly angry that it exists. Lots of backlash against atheists for having the audacity to live in this city, or at all. Which just goes to
destinationkat: Video request for sexyguiltypleasures I’m sorry lol, this is literally the only mirror in my house that is accessible for videos, so I couldn’t sit on the floor for your request =/
Why does no one in my house understand that if the door is closed when they walk in a room, the should close it when they walk out.
Btfol fr dont come to my house with that shit
this-helmet-is-fabulous: sonic-setting-24601: gaylades: #if this was my house #i’d have a little boat #and wear a mask#and paddle about pretending to be the phantom THAT TAG. The tags.
theconsolidator: myfavoritekinks: I’m going to assume that this handsome young man is being handsomely paid for his efforts. So to him, I say, come over to my house, and I’ll double your salary. Follow The Consolidator.
pollutedbrain: damnwhiteboys: adevilwithangelwings1616: pollutedbrain: It’s my house. I don’t have to wear clothes if I don’t want to. You have anything that needs to be ironed baby? Clothes should be optional everywhere!
yourtake:A rare sight: “A partial annular eclipse shot at sunset from the front yard of my house in Amarillo, Texas. I think it’s safe to say that I’ll never see a sunset quite as unique as the one pictured here again.”(Photo by contributor Anthony
randompornandincest: The only place to find privacy in my house is the bathroom, so that’s where I meet mom for our rendezvous.
vanillaedge: Yeah, that question comes up a lot in my house, too.
clickthelock: Actually, I don’t think that I do want to play with you today. I mean I appreciate you coming over and cleaning my house, but I’m just not really in the mood for a play session. So I guess you can go now, I’ll see you maybe next week?
Your mom works out at her friend’s home gym. The only problem is that her friend’s son is always such an asshole to you. He constantly brags to his friends about your mom and her “big tits” working out in his house. His friends
maidofsalt: maidofsalt: Ive got an amazon alexa and tonight marks the third time she started playing despacito from people in my house talking about that stupid meme. ALEXA NO-
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slaverchronicles: Well I don’t usually take rides from strangers, but you are kinda cute and that’s a really nice car. Besides it’s only a couple blocks to my house, what could possibly happen! :-)
dmitrysfutadotcom: Recent lack of updates are due to having problems with my house. Realestate company lied to us about water damage that property have had, so we moved in to find out water leaks and mould throughout every room. We are now forced to move
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: antelopian: ottosgotagun: rynnay: johnnysilverhand: “Whenever I go outside my house, I know that the world’s not adjusted to me. I accept it. It’s okay. People ask me ‘are you not irritated?’ once they
lizawithazed: vladith: oatmeal: 20 years ago today my house burned down, so I wrote a comic about it. Wow, this is actually really moving. this is amazing I kept thinking up until the very end that domino was the cause of the fire. It was a happy
massivewastelandkitty: Having agreed to come to my house, she knew she would end up like this.And she hated herself of knowing that I knew she would come and love it.
JEM vs. The Ballet Boots One simple job, that’s all she had. Instead of cleaning my house while I was out she spent the time trying on shoes and outfits. When I returned I found her in nothing but some lingerie and ballet boots. What better punishme
everydaylouie: there are some pigeons that roost in a traffic light by my house and it delights me every time i see them
because doppelswagger requested this lil fire sprite for his commission earlier I have become very addicted into drawing her As a little mischievous being that’s guaranteed to burn your house down. From what doppelswagger suggested about her is
ontahb: Well as the image says, Having a big ‘ol clearance sale, Main reason being that my administrator of merch is moving house soon and it’ll help them out a lot to not have a buncha extra boxes to haul around So, prices have been slashed and
stimmyabby: Sorry That I Haven’t Seen You In Six Months Because I’m Depressed and My House Is a Mess Because I’m Depressed and I Can’t Talk about What I’ve Been Doing Lately Because I Haven’t Been Doing Anything Lately Because I’m Depressed:
jezebeljordan: dirtytabooprincess: nicolepop:Not necessarily in a sexual way. But just something like, she’s horny, I’m horny, but she’s at my house, but we don’t care so we just get off. If we have sex, cool, if not, cool. I want a friend that
Ever think about getting fucked by a ghost? I do. Because I have a creepy pervert ghost in my house that tries to fuck me lmao.
moshgoblin: idolatrys:My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids
stricthohcple: hispanking: You’ll start every day with your bottom this way until your behavior improves That’s how it is in my house
all i really need is a pal who cleans my house, does me homework, gives me back rubs, and eats me out. is that really so hard to ask geez
mindtheglass:today we found a lost king charles spaniel whose collar said donkey and he’s currently at my house until we find his owner.we found out after the first couple of hours that he doesn’t respond to his name unless u say it like shrek, so
our-rainy-nights: Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was
can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be #gentlemen #I bet you’re wondering why I’ve
intellectual-tipster: So by my house is an ice cream place called ChillN. It makes ice cream that’s frozen using LIQUID NITROGEN! So they get the base - ice cream or frozen yogurt - and then they add the flavor (say you order Nutella ice cream, they
chaootic: how to eat a scorpion: a guide by sandeul
Mannn I’m feeling out of it today I took a 4 hour nap out of no where and then took like 3 small 30 mins naps each after that and now it’s 10 pm and I’m still so sleepyyyy dozing off all around the house idk what’s going on but I’m exhausted
papis-place: The video that piqued my interest in tiny homes.
din0sexual: younevercouldwhisper: takethislove-andtakeitdown: ithemouseking: jorlandisc00l: You see that boy right there? He wasn’t there when I took this picture. I was very scared so I Went on Redtube.com to research about my house and It said
iamsmallcinnamoncat: thekumazone: laughhard: This hawk came into my house this morning and made a complete fool of himself that face says “dont look at me” birbhero6
coolfriendlyguy: coolfriendlyguy: to be honest this szechuan sauce ordeal is funnier than dashcon i went to the grocery store near my house today & they had jars of szechuan sauce for like Ŭ so that makes it even funnier
everydaylouie: there are some pigeons that roost in a traffic light by my house and it delights me every time i see them the best dang post and art i’ve seen
