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heathergraves:heathergraves:I’m seriously THAT friend You could come over to my house, let yourself in, come up to my room, not say a word, and just crawl into bed with me I need more low key friends Makes me glad so many people are like this. Come
humansofnewyork: “There was a lot of sickness in my house. My wife has heart problems and is connected to oxygen. I was drinking a lot. Everyone kept to themselves and stayed in their rooms. But one day I had a prophecy in the church that I would
claymauricejohnson: supa-castles: mayaangelique: asvpfrenchie: asvpfrenchie I need this in my house Same That’s my bitch
I’m seriously THAT friend You could come over to my house, let yourself in, come up to my room, not say a word, and just crawl into bed with me I need more low key friends
hogtiedwhore: After a long day at work i was looking forward to laying on the couch. My stalker from tumblr that was hiding in my house had other ideas
kiltedpatriot: That’s what she gets, for not cleaning my house up to my high standards. Time for some “disciplinary action”. ;)
zippo077: “Please Miss! Don’t turn me into the police…it’s my 3rd strike…they’ll look me up for good!”“You should’ve thought of that before you broke into my house…enough of your pleading and whining - I have to get some sleep
jedipilotstorm: me, a bisexual: i think this character is gaysomeone, knocking my door down: but what if they were bisexual? did you know that bisexuality exists? nice to see you don’t believe bisexuality is real you bme: please get out of my house
cherryaid-fountain: jemthecrystalgem: neptunes-salty-butthole: cheshiretiffy: pats-a-lats: Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes. So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with
sunsouled: jackndean: so i was outside my house when i heard someone yell “GET OFF MY LAWN LAURA YOU PIECE OF SHIT” and i was thinking “oh man what did laura do” and then i looked down the road and turns out the lady was yelling at a deer that
girlsinsexytrouble: When I found out that my dyke bitch math teacher was gonna flunk me……my mom was happy to help me out. Mrs jones comes to our house once a week now and goes into moms room for an hour.
Its been five months that things between me and Tom got more serious. It’s been five months since he first ever stayed at my house, I remember the day so well because 1. It was my mums wedding 2. Because he travelled from his hometown to Sheffield
heathergraves:I’m seriously THAT friend You could come over to my house, let yourself in, come up to my room, not say a word, and just crawl into bed with me I need more low key friends
magnumdad: broswithoutclothes: “What happened last night bro I blacked out.” “You serious? Well let’s go to the tape!” That’s my kind of party, except if it had been at my house his hole would have been really sore the next morning.
ex-craigslistslut: pedroalejandrojose: zauberer06: exposingmenforfun: 👍👍👍 I would live naked. I like my nudity and that of others. I used to hike around my house naked, definitely surprised a few innocent hikers but it also led to many
cuteys: rustige: i wish i had a slide in my house, i’d make it from my room to the fridge ^ that is actually a great idea omg
fallinqstarrs: bip0lxr: fallinqstarrs: bip0lxr: oh my god mik is driving quality Ig - @wifi0k that moment when mik is only 14 pls don’t tell me police go on tumblr I hope they do (: lol jk but to be safe im staying in my house forever.
bucketfairies: tinalikesbutts: lizzyspeedy: whimmy-bam: annoyingbloqqer: This video speaks to me on a personal level. THERE ARE PEOPLE TRYING TO SLEEP IN MY HOUSE FUCKING CHRIST OH MY GOD THIS IS THE ONLY VERSION OF THE SONG THAT MATTERS I CAN’T
Pops called and invited me to my aunt’s house and I said yes. Then he added “do me a favor and don’t wear clothes like you wore last night” loool that’s a one way ticket to get me to despise your fucking guts more than I
just-shower-thoughts: As a cat owner, I accept the fact that my cat’s butthole has touched everything in my house.
girlzfirsttime: My friend Shaquayla and I were talking late at my house about how boys never want to go down on girls. They just wanna bang and done. Fucking is nice but sometimes a girl wants to be pampered. “You ever think about doing that for another
tango1956: morestockings: She can come over my house anytime! I’ll eat anything she is making! I don’t think my husband will want dinner but this is just in case, I think he will want me and that’s about all he will want.
cinemagal: Look, you’re my best friend, so don’t take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you’re still livin’ here, comin’ over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin’ construction, I’ll fuckin’ kill you. That’s not
incestposts: After my son got fired, he moved back to my house. That is the way I receive the rent. He has to make his payments every morning with a rough fuck.
beafraidofjesus: One of my greatest fears is that someone will break into my house while I’m taking a shit. How am I gonna defend myself? Do I finish the shit????/?!?!?.
mynightwing: I heard moans from more than one person coming from my sons room. While I initially opened his door, I was getting upset that he was having sex with a girl in MY house. His back was to me, but I could tell he was alone and pleasuring
metamerismmuse: Two things I did on Hallows Night:— Made my house April-clear; Left open wide my door To the ghosts of the year. Then one came in. Across the room It stood up long and fair— The ghost that was myself— And gave me stare for
originalinceststories: This is basically what i am hoping will happen with my mom. We live alone in a big house and i know for a fact that my father didn’t fuck her for years. She hit on me once, by biting her index finger and looking seductively at
hismomskeeper: momfacials: Now that my son is the man of the house, I’m not allowed to wear clothes inside. My son REALLY likes looking at me naked— and he’s always prodding and rubbing me with his oversized penis. It’s gross but it’s the
manif3stlove: that-awkward-moment-when-i: moveintomymind: iloveraisinbran: cosmic-darkness: This is the kinda beautiful shit i desperately need in my room. ALYSSA FOUND MY HOUSE DECOR. WANTTTT OMG
heathergraves:heathergraves:I’m seriously THAT friend You could come over to my house, let yourself in, come up to my room, not say a word, and just crawl into bed with meI need more low key friends Makes me glad so many people are like this. Come
heathergraves: I’m seriously THAT friend You could come over to my house, let yourself in, come up to my room, not say a word, and just crawl into bed with me I need more low key friends
makesmefeeltoogood: Being naughty in daddy’s t-shirt that he forgot at my house a few days ago. The smell of him is enough to make my body warm ;) Thank you for forgetting it baby, thenaughtyang
desmormos: 🔺 ＴＡＫＥ Ａ ＴＲＩＰ ＴＯ ＭＹ ＨＯＵＳＥ 🔺 Nothing’s what it seems,My life is like a roller coaster, trapped inside a dream - that ep was a wild ride
just-shower-thoughts: All these charmanders outside my house finally proves that hot singles do exist in my area
I was just in our backyard because I heard a noise coming from back there & once I made my way to the side of the house I stepped on a bunch of dried up leaves. I stopped because they made a really loud crackling sound. What creeped me out was that
momscocksman: I was so surprised that my son could actually hold out like this. My son is the new man of the house now.
fuckyeahcheatingwives: “C’mon man, I’m getting a blowjob here!” “But that’s my wife! This is my house!” “We’ll talk about this later man, just lemme get this nut first.” “Hun-neee, go away you’re embarrassing meeee.”
bullyingmom:Your mom came to my house yelling about how much I beat your ass at school. I pulled out my cock and that shut the bitch right up.
she-is-a-beautiful-devastation: chachinguacousy: 2busybeingyours: p-istos: So I just had a guy at my house and I asked him if he wanted my wifi password and he said no I just wanna spend time with you that’s the type of guy you should fuck WTF
barduils: barduils: barduils: owning a cat makes you immune to demons evil spirits in my house: *creak my door open ominously* me: is that you baby??? *kissing noises* come here sweet baby <3 me: *feels another Presence™ somewhere in the kitchen
lexifey: akalosers: chocolatejigglypuff: negritaaa: coldeyesthatburn: callherhoney: lamod-e: o my god It’s pretty. Imagine cleaning that shit up in the fall though I used to have a tree like this in front of my house. Before we cut it down,
chocolatejigglypuff: negritaaa: coldeyesthatburn: callherhoney: lamod-e: o my god It’s pretty. Image cleaning that shit up in the fall doe I used to have a tree like this in front of my house. Before we cut it down, the petals would just blow
grandfatherstar: grandfatherstar:ppl say that cats cant recognize themselves in mirrors but in my house we have this one floor length mirror and my cat boots sits in front of it all day just staring at himself or lying against it. if he doesnt know its
kikoushou: All that’s going through my head is the pug going ” NOT IN MY HOUSE”
pervertedson: I love that my mom comes to my house to do the laundry, I always know how to thank her.
eroticedibles: asleepylioness: Hey Boooooo, I don’t have AC in most rooms in my house, so when summer is at its peak, I’m sweating by 9 am. Still drinking my hot coffee, though. But that’s what summer is all about…being naked and glistening.
lonesomemother1: zigzagman8200: mom in her nitie My MASTER has given me specific instructions that I am to dress sexual when I entertain at my house such as dinner parties, girls night in or other times. So tonight I am entertaining several couples
biebernaked: Nick Jonas come to my house and put that tight ass on my face for I can smell it 💦😍😍😋😋
cdbimbosue: slut4arab-cock: 757whiteboi4qos: cheatingwife802: sexywife-4-bbc: pussyalldaway: My niggas were hungry af!!! Tore her holes up 😍 Mmmmm Now that is a special kind of woman right there Open invitation at my house. All blacks and
I got woke up super early this morning (it was like 9 but I usually wake up around 12) for this dick of a Roto Rooter guy to come to my house my mom’s Jeep was parked in the driveway and he was like “I just assume everyone knows that when
So battle couples are one of my greatest weaknesses…
oh my god and now fortune cookie soap is sending shit to arkadelphia even though i told them i don’t live there anymore i hate a lot of things that’s an hour long drive from my house
