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n-icoles: chocolatejigglypuff: negritaaa: coldeyesthatburn: callherhoney: lamod-e: o my god It’s pretty. Image cleaning that shit up in the fall doe I used to have a tree like this in front of my house. Before we cut it down, the petals would
theclockworkearth: that-awkward-moment-when-i: moveintomymind: iloveraisinbran: cosmic-darkness: This is the kinda beautiful shit i desperately need in my room. ALYSSA FOUND MY HOUSE DECOR. WANTTTT KELCI, I WANT THE THING
Was supposed to go out east to visit my best friend tonight but that fell through which was fine because my parents have been talking for a week about going go taco Tuesday and seeing a movie. We are currently sitting here watching Cheers and eating
heathergraves: I’m seriously THAT friend You could come over to my house, let yourself in, come up to my room, not say a word, and just crawl into bed with me I need more low key friends
I literally spent 30 minutes doing my makeup and I’m not even leaving the house. Oh well, Happy Valentine’s Day everyone 😘
Finally ended my over 2 hour battle with some asshole cricket who thought it was ok to come into my house. Uhhh bad idea Mr. Cricket! And for anyone that knows me irl, it’s a big deal for me to handle a bug.
jpnvines: Me when I was in middle school 〜 みやかわくん Hey, what’s up? Haha, stay at my house? Haha that’s fine, I’ll just ask the old hag, wait a sec. Mama, can my friend -
nualie: kekmetic: pylertalma: pylertalma: infinitywithoutparallel: pylertalma: My mom sent me a tiny man that I have to bury in the ground. Catholicism is wild Wtf does this mean I’m moving and selling my house and apparently there’s a
niamhuncensored: transyasha: hymnsofheresy: one of my father’s hindu colleagues was surprised that my family didn’t make everyone say a christian prayer before we sat down to eat dinner. we were like “….this is your house.” and she laughed
barduils: barduils: barduils: owning a cat makes you immune to demons evil spirits in my house: *creak my door open ominously* me: is that you baby??? *kissing noises* come here sweet baby <3 me: *feels another Presence™ somewhere in the kitchen
mindfulwrath:amazoogle:turns on aim assist and its just a guy pointing at the enemies going “there! there! shoot those guys!”turns on aim assist and a better gamer materializes in my house to guide my hands like that scene in ghost
aaaaa42: sexy lady in my house: Hmm why dont we get, hot and steamy ;) me: “Heamy” for short. *takes out my phone to type a post on Tumblr that says “Hot and steam (or “heamy” for short)”*
jedipilotstorm: me, a bisexual: i think this character is gaysomeone, knocking my door down: but what if they were bisexual? did you know that bisexuality exists? nice to see you don’t believe bisexuality is real you bme: please get out of my house
jedipilotstorm:me, a bisexual: i think this character is gaysomeone, knocking my door down: but what if they were bisexual? did you know that bisexuality exists? nice to see you don’t believe bisexuality is real you bme: please get out of my house
guooey:peachypicture:peachypicture:I got a snail and my betta is being such a creeper. he’s not trying to attack it he’s just following it around staring at it lolhe really said wtf is that and why is it in my house
shesellsseagulls: katonica: shesellsseagulls: Laptop = dead That’s why PC’s are better. you come into MY HOUSE during MY LAPTOPS FUNERAL - -
altusmages: altusmages: My brother is friends with this girl who works at the same place he does, and whenever she drops by at our house, she goes straight up to his room and then they nap for a few hours That’s the kind of friendship I aspire to
Dear person who lives in my house and hates being seen naked; Close. The. Door. Use a towel. Be aware of who is around you. It’s not my fault. I didn’t wanna see any of that anyway.
purple-ocity: juelzsantanabandana: *slaps football out my teenagers hands* no child of mine is being a jock in this house this is a goth family “Mom you just don’t underst–” “That’s much better, thank you.”
sexhaver:one of my brother’s cousins is 17 and running this weed instagram where he invents weed slang that’s outlandish even by california standards and the house has slowly stopped speaking english as we imitate it
emphasis-all-mine: jenroses: cherryaid-fountain: jemthecrystalgem: neptunes-salty-butthole: cheshiretiffy: pats-a-lats: Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes. So my roommate, Dale, has
So a nigga ain’t got no blow dryer in my house an I’m black so that’s a shocker so I’m using my fan as a blow dryer an this shit is working :)
did-you-kno: did-you-kno: “I didn’t want to go outside my house because I couldn’t take the stares from strangers so I’d lock myself in my room. It got so bad that I just didn’t want to live any more. I can laugh about it now but back then
icwok: a bird flew into my house while i was sleeping my mom always taught me to be nice with guests so i fed him but he wouldn’t eat then it turns out that he demanded to be fed in the mouth (or beak?) rude asshole look at him smiling because he
unf0rgetful: p-istos: So I just had a guy at my house and I asked him if he wanted my wifi password and he said no I just wanna spend time with you that is very rare keep him around
jada-pleasures: creamcrava: michael3112: Tight pussy teen moaning to every stroke of that bbc Earning their allowance in my house I would like to earn my allowances this way. Thank you.
ricinbergbabyblue: lightspeedsound: niggawitamacbook: tarynel: Kill some niggas that pissed me off. Rob some niggas. Barricade myself in my house with a gun ^^^^^^^ My first thought was “oh hellllll no, what if the Ravens lost?” steal as much
cryptfly: mytheymaysonia: phlynn: Industrial goth dance groups are having a good time Hey that’s the airport near my house! this is my aesthetic why did I just watch all 3 minutes of this
wncslut: Had your wife over to clean my house. Started by cleaning my cock. That’s service!
lonesomemother1: zigzagman8200: mom in her nitie My MASTER has given me specific instructions that I am to dress sexual when I entertain at my house such as dinner parties, girls night in or other times. So tonight I am entertaining several couples
naughtyjulia3:“This slutty pussy belongs to me now, doesn’t it?”Oh gawd. I heard and recognized that voice as soon as I got home. My rival from work. Stacy. What the fuck was she doing in my house?“Yes, Miss Stacy. Yours!”Followed by the weak
beckyloves: my ex girlfriend bought me new undies and had them shipped to my house. is that weird? yes, but theyre real cute here’s one of the pairs she bought.
boyexperts: the best way to get boys to date u is to serenade them every night. they may say stuff like “how did u find my house” or “get off my property before i call the cops” but its only bc theyre just really shocked that such a beautiful
storyofagayboy: animentality: jemthecrystalgem: neptunes-salty-butthole: cheshiretiffy: pats-a-lats: Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes. So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not
kittenscaboodle: So Joi, your old neighbor in Oakland messaged me on okcupid to tell me that she recognized the snoop dogg cut out in the background of my picture. ASHJFAF I WISH THEM WHITE HO’S WERE NEVER IN MY HOUSE
gonesherlocking: THIS WOMAN LIVES 10 MINUTES AWAY I HAVE SEEN HER WITH MY REAL EYES I CAN WALK TO THAT SIGN FROM MY HOUSE
prittekitte: bestowmysubmissiveart: A Saturday night special. For mature audiences only. I think this is the video that led to the malfunction of my vibrator and inadvertently nearly burned down my house. Enjoy. ;) This is perfect on so many levels!
heathergraves:heathergraves: I’m seriously THAT friend You could come over to my house, let yourself in, come up to my room, not say a word, and just crawl into bed with me I need more low key friends Makes me glad so many people are like this.
privatefamilytime: I love my daughter but when she and her cousins offer themselves to me for the “slutty cousin sleepover” that is at my house every few weekends, I can’t resist the more voluptuous figures of her cousins.Luckily she’s a good
wolfbuttz: themarilives: wolfbuttz: My landlord rang as I was in the gym to say there was some minor renovation being done in my house so just to be careful Minor renovation I had to climb through that to get to the kitchen. Cheers omfg you could
succubus-stripper: I got back from my strip trip and I literally could not care less about my boyfriend right now idk what’s going on, I don’t want to have sex, I don’t want him near me, I’m annoyed that the house is messy and I feel like I could
saya-song: saya-song: I just submitted my Halloween set. Here’s a sneak-peek! (Sign up for a 50% off GodsGIrls membership here.) I’m honestly surprised (and thankful) that I didn’t burn down my house while shooting this.
chickspussies: I had always thought of my cousin as a little sis, but when she spent the night at my house, i couldn’t help but notice she was fine as fuck. She was still asleep when i woke up so i figured i’d find out if that sweet pussy was as
crisnait: When my man thinks I’m stupid and am gonna believe that this thot in my house is “working” for him
chokesngags: theryanproject: birf: tumblr updates are like someone coming into your house and moving all of your furniture 2 inches to the left while you’re gone OH MY FUCKING GOD Y’ALL DON’T UNDERSTAND. I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY FUCKING MIND.
kikikayla: I’m going to go eat myself out of house and home now that my appetite is back, have my face :)
heathergraves:heathergraves:I’m seriously THAT friend You could come over to my house, let yourself in, come up to my room, not say a word, and just crawl into bed with meI need more low key friends Makes me glad so many people are like this. Come
humansofnewyork: “There was a lot of sickness in my house. My wife has heart problems and is connected to oxygen. I was drinking a lot. Everyone kept to themselves and stayed in their rooms. But one day I had a prophecy in the church that I would
pervertedson: I love that my mom comes to my house to do the laundry, I always know how to thank her.
