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Working from home and having that home for sale is an awful combination.Any time I get a good span of time to just sit and work on commissions, I get a call saying there’s house showings in like 2 hours, so I have to run around cleaning up instead.Which
hungson-21: randompornandincest: The only place to find privacy in my house is the bathroom, so that’s where I meet mom for our rendezvous. One of my favorite places to fuck my own mom in my house.
jonjonbrown: My security system of the future. “Of the future” as in, when I own my own house and have more than one pit bull that is trained to not run away as well as guard my house and stuff.
witchofthewildsxo: theheaviestplace: gnarlybaaby: mrgabe88: Victorian era house in Angeleno Heights, Los Angeles my future home Oh ok wtf I am actually angry that this isn’t my house Wow
burningangel: I’m so glad I had my punk rock friend, TARA TOXIC, come over to my house…she got naked instantly and started touching herself! Now I’d say that is quite a house warming.
bedroomdaydreams:bedroomdaydreams:My parents thought I needed help in school so they hired a tutor for me. He came to my house everyday after I got out of school. I made sure that he was very comfortable coming to our house while my parents were not there
aguywholikesguys: funnyboy86: thegailygrind: Fuck me sideways as I set my house on fire, again! READ MORE HERE Fuck that, I’ll set my neighbors house on fire! Follow me for dicks, sports and menhttp://aguywholikesguys.tumblr.com
First set of this month’s stream sale~!Commission request from Dicknation who requested my Monster House girl Danny the Jackalope!I must heavily emphasize that she gets extremely aroused during thunderstorms to the point that it’s easier
From my Monster House Mardis Gras sale~!Commission for Sinn4uSomeone decided to cause a bit of a ruckus over at the Monster House party so security had to step inPoor Heinrich, that was his favorite vest D:
hypnoslave21200: “You came to my house to tell me something” she said. “but ever since you came in you haven’t said anything, you just have been staring at my breasts.” With your final strength you say that you came to her house to break up
i-dont–wanna: badjokesbyjeff: It’s a five-minute walk from my house to the pub. It’s a thirty-five minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering. God dammit Jeff. I hate that I love it
daisypeach: daisypeach: you guys all talk about how “petty” you are but one time my mom was so annoyed that the house was a mess that she made an actual vlog of her walking around the house and calling out every single family member for their shit
knifeandlighter:so Dan, it turns out one of my sisters relatives died and left her a house in Hokkaido. So I have to renew my fucking passport and get on a plane in a few weeks to go with her and see if she wants to keep the house, gut it and sell it,
dillvers: DON’T GEOTAG HOUSE SHOWS PPL LIVE THERE. RESPECT THEIR PRIVACY. someone told me they found out my address for a show via instagram tags and that’s not cool, that’s fucking scary
john-laurens: One of my favorite things about Laurens is that when he heard there had been a fire in Charleston and some houses were destroyed, he responded with something along the lines of, “I hope it burned down some houses belonging to the upper
malfxoys: malfxoys: so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse
such-a-gemini: transiting: such-a-gemini: me, an ugly fuck, reading a post about how having scorpio/8th house placements is supposed to make me ~sexy~ and ~seductive~: me, shocked to my very core that someone with scorpio/8th house placements might
arondeus:i love that 17th century jewish poltergeist story where the family living in the haunted house calls a catholic priest for help before they contact a rabbi, because yeah, i think that would be my call too; id be like, oh? a demon in my house
It occurs to me that since my computer is close to the window and I’ve been keeping it open since its hot and I can hear my neighbors pretty easily from here so it follows that they could hear at least some of what I listen to on my computerSo I
Here’s a cute story about my dogs -One evening, Leonard was sleeping in my mom’s room (he likes to sleep on her bed) while Vincent was sleeping by the couch in the living room while we were watching TV. The house has kind of a U shape, so my mom’s
kohjieyi: Easter HuntIt was easter and my fwb invited me over to his house for a party. Knowing that there will obviously be some fucking, I agreed to go. So that day I wore a tight mini dress with nothing underneath. He picked me up from my house and
servethealpha: “I like it when you come into my house and stand like that,” I said. “It’s MY house now, faggot.” “Yes, Sir. It is. Thank you, Sir.”
grinningmoonlight: justasfuckingalien: noodroid: tigerlilyx: glita: oh my god Cat heaven THIS IS WHAT I ASPIRE TO HAVE MY HOUSE TO BE. Future house HOW MANY CATS DO YOU EVEN OWN TO HAVE ALL THAT SHIT
was driving around w/ my mom this afternoon and saw some houses that reminded me of this which then spawned an idea for a photo series called “house studies” basically me creeping on ppls colorful houses and etc i hope they dont notice me
juelzsantanabandana:Me: *passes a blunt to the demon in my house* AHAAA gotcha bitch , that was laced with sage get the fuck out my house
If that nigga build his house in my house and ain’t paying rent, his house getting vacuumed up.
assijohnson: assijohnson: assijohnson: assijohnson: I’m mostly decided that I want to buy land, design my home and build my house from the ground up.or buy a cheap house with a large lot and add/redesign on accordingly. I saw this one house (build
femi-zaiylunn: prissynecromancy: itsteesmallzhoe: readmyquiet: sonoanthony: My father said if this gets a million notes my father will buy me a 3 bedroom 2 bathroom house with a garage and will buy me my first car Reblogs every time I see this!!
arseniccupcakes: scandinavian-princess-witch: pumpkinkraken: i’m so fuckin happy about guillermo del toro’s house…. I would shit twice and die if that were my house. he is seriously my dream husband
hotwife384u: VALENTINES DAY LOVER PART 3 So here’s the follow up to my hot Valentine’s Day lover that came to visit me this morning at my house. With my husband and the kids gone we had the house to ourselves and fucked every way possible all morning
touchofgrey37: touchofgrey37: This is my house. This is my house, my family, and our pets.I live at home, and I work for my dad. We’re going into summer, the slowest season for bicycling in Florida, which means that business is about to take a hit
girlfights: I WISH someone would try to fight me in my house, and if they hit my mother, ooooo they would meet god that day Naw just shoot the fuckers who even think of a step in my house. Even if you were a friend you wouldn’t anything for long.
jodiefoster: my favorite thing to do is give validation and reassurance. i want everyone to feel loved. the bird that just flew past my window? adorable. and what a voice! the woman that jogs past my house everyday? i’m proud of her. the mailman that
sixpenceeeblog: These Walls are Paper Thin by reddit user AjayRedonkulus The walls of my house are paper thin and while that sounds like a cliché it is entirely apt. I am seventeen and living with my mother and sister in our childhood home. The house
battle-institute: battle-institute: Sooo with the new update Pokemon Go decided that uh, my house is now a lake? There is no body of water near my house for miles so… Update: There is a Lapras in my garage.
juelzsantanabandana: Me: *passes a blunt to the demon in my house* AHAAA gotcha bitch , that was laced with sage get the fuck out my house
silent-shores:The Collinewood Manor How beautiful was the house in Dark Shadows? While the film was OK, I couldn’t stop watching it because I had fallen in love with the house. When I have my own house, I want to it to look just like that.
scarletthedesolate: This is the third towel I’ve used that smells just like dick. Who the fuck has been rubbing their dick all over my towels? THERE’S ONLY 3 GUYS THAT EVER COME INTO MY HOUSE, MY DAD, MY BROTHER AND MY BOYFRIEND AND I DON’T
erwinsmitn: erwinsmitn: my dad works for the white house and he just told me that apparently the government banned kissanime on the white house wifi cause officials were watching it like, a noticeable amount wait, I just mentioned this to him again
moniquill:Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever
lebritanyarmor: sluttybbw:I both love and hate that my daughter walks around the house like this. What guy wouldn’t want to watch an ass like this as she walks around the house all day? But at the same time, I feel like perv lusting after my daughter.Ugh
ubersaur: like fuck this place for real tho. I walk in and a lady gets stabbed. I walk around more and some dude drags me into a haunted house and makes me kill him. I walk around more and my new buddy is murdered by the guards that are now trying to
You were wearing that shirt The night we met The night I taught you to dance The first time you took me dancing The night I fell in love with you The last time I was at your house The night you drove me home One day I want to wear that shirt
crimson-comedian: gai-jin: huffingtonpost: See all of the functionality of this amazing home unit here. (Developed by MIT Media Lab) I would feel like I was in the movie the 5th Element and I would never leave my house That’s not a house, that’s
evilqueen1969: girlzgagged: 20 minutes before the elderly lady said:“Yes dear I am thinking of selling my house. I’m quite sure, but I have to be certain that you have the gumption to not just sell my house but get me top price. I have this little
its-reynolds-wrap: rumorsincolor:thebest-memes: And now there is a raccoon in my house… I am truly laughing so hard at this right now I would beat my neighbors ass and make them get that shit out of my house.
Kaskade - Say It’s OverAll I know, you can be a ghost in my head, so, I wont’ give my world for this no,blinded by a light that has all burned out years ago.Say it’s over.
sissyclaire69: Just getting ready to do some housework My house needs your work all of the time! well not my house unless that’s what you call my cock.
sissyclaire69: gotit4u: sissyclaire69: Just getting ready to do some housework My house needs your work all of the time! well not my house unless that’s what you call my cock. A permanent housemaid servicing your every needs Mmmm sissy bride
onehornywoman:It’s a little different at my house. My younger son always wants to take me in the kitchen. Since that’s where everybody gathers in our house, he thinks it’s the kinkiest place to fuck me silly!
kiltedpatriot: “Since you permanently belong to me now, my dear, that means your house, is now MY house. That nasty floral-pattern upholstered chair, however, has to go.” LOL! ;)
so I guess life is okay sometimes? my friend just left my house after stopping by real quick her Mama is out of town and I’m just glad that she wanted to stop by my house and hang out for a bit after she got outta work.
auspukepainpisspigs: YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE!MY FUCKING HOUSE WITH THAT WHINGEY WHINEY GOOK LANGUAGE.WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU THINK MY MUSIC WAS TOO LOUD.YOU SHOULD TRY LISTENING TO YOU SPEAK.NOT TALKING NOW ARE YOU, YOU DUMB FAT STUPID
