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LOOK AT THIS HORRIBLE CREATURE I FOUND IN MY CAT’S WATER BOWL UGGHHH
While i was taking this, an old man from the village that i like to call Santa Claus came into the feild to see what i was doing. He told me he was a painter and he walked up the road (the one that leads to the road that leads to my house) every day
cassandrasaturn: i have very messed up problem. today, i was unable to meet my therapist today that could written up an prescription for me to get female hormone pills. instead of that, i find out that lightning storms yesterday has damaged one of most
stealthr84: nyboertjie: rednecktagz: What the fuck, I must be using the wrong Angies List…. I never had a fuckin carpenter or handy contractor look like that….. if that was the case, I would be tearing down my house, so that I could fuckin invite
fringecomix: OLIVIA: She wasn’t me. How could you not see that? Now she’s everywhere. She’s in my house, my job, my bed, and I don’t want to wear my clothes anymore, and I don’t want to live in my apartment, and I don’t want to be with you.
sassydetective: we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones because it has Batman on it
sergle: sergle: i’m reading why does he do that and this last part has been ON FIRE, i am hollering in my house. while i’m talking about this book again i should mention that, since it’s an abuse resource, Why Does He Do That is available to read
foxybaggins: I just had the most vivid, in depth dream… long story short, for some unknown reason thebadboybass was a guest in my house. And what a guest he was! Making cups of tea, offering to cook, insisting that he make all the beds in the house
5000letters: 13 year old me would be terrified and in awe of who i am now 13 year old me would be saddened that I didn’t become a trillionaire, but I think he’d like how far I’ve come.
abbyjean: i’ve just decided i hate our dinner napkins and am legit outraged that crate and barrel is not open right now and/or does not have a service that will bring their entire napkin stock to my house for me to review - i mean what is that.
aesfetic: There’s a police helicopter that’s been flying and circling my house for the last 20 minutes, should I be worried? not until you see a SWAT team break in your house with a flashbang granate across the window .
officerlollipop: we-are-phanmily: i remember i was singing a song that requires a boy and a girl and forgot that my window was open so when the part where the guy sang thERE WAS A GUY RIGHT OUT OF MY HOUSE, SITTING ON THE GRASS AND SINGING ALONG WITH
cheaphornyslut:I need a mean girlA mean alpha girl to put me in my place. One that will walk right into my house with my man and tell me to my face she runs things now. Who will tie me up and ride my face and make me serve her while he’s gone. Then
animatedmovie: me @ those black figures in the corner of my eye at my house that disappear when i turn in that direction: i know you’re there bitch
bondcyberrole: i’ve ordered my house slave to bind my prisoner/guest for a little experiment. i wanted to see if it was true that a horny str8 male who has not cum in 3 weeks but who has has been constantly teased tortured over that same period can
emperiocism: penccils: eridangarang: I JUST REALIZED THAT I COULD RIP ALL OF MY CLOTHES OFF AND WALK OUT OF MY HOUSE. THERES NOTHING STOPPING ME FROM DOING THAT tumblr user eridangarang realizes the beauty of life tumblr user eridangang is arrested
the-stylinson-couple: officerlollipop: we-are-phanmily: i remember i was singing a song that requires a boy and a girl and forgot that my window was open so when the part where the guy sang thERE WAS A GUY RIGHT OUT OF MY HOUSE, SITTING ON THE GRASS
thecheshirekitteh:dzamonja-swag: rabioheab: i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s me, the teen blogger a house with 8 nuns a drug dealer who drives a hummer a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am an
lazybootylover: id love for her to clean my house in that sexy uniform, with an outfit like that I couldn’t help but fuck that sexy assfull video
sunraysparkles: I saw this house and all I could think was that my future house would probably look like this
Why would your mom lie to your entire family that you and your brother are doctors? You’re younger then me, you’re not even 17. How the fuck you gone be a doctor at age 17? Don’t be coming to my house and telling my aunts that your ass
transyasha: hymnsofheresy: one of my father’s hindu colleagues was surprised that my family didn’t make everyone say a christian prayer before we sat down to eat dinner. we were like “….this is your house.” and she laughed and said that her
muppethole:i hate paying ์ for gas i hate that my friends are moving away because they keep getting priced out of apartments they’ve lived in for years i hate that there are only ever 6 houses for sale in my city and i couldn’t dream of
pussy-and-pizzza-x: naturalyfindingme: thekumazone: laughhard: This hawk came into my house this morning and made a complete fool of himself that face says “dont look at me” Lmao Why are you so casual about a hawk in your house ?
spookywheelers: stranger things appreciation month [day eight: underrated character] karen wheeler: you come into my house, and you tell me that my son is hiding some girl, and that he’s in danger, but you can’t tell us why? and you, what, you
nicce-asses: Ok, you can wear that around my house. That’s fine. My blog
ryanpanos:Haunted Play House At The MoCA In Tokyo by Torafu Architects via Yatzer This ‘Haunted House’ is not like any you will have seen before and comes in the form of a spooky gallery of paintings that at first seem ordinary but soon turn out
bigchiefatl: justmelvin: mralphafreak: nya-kin: 😭😭 😂😂😂😂 The white bitch was tryin to take you to the sinking place with her food , now take that devil out my house and you bring yo narrow ass house! Lmao
jakemalik: official-michelle-obama: jakemalik: waiting for santa to come break into my house i’d break into your house no michelle, please don’t do that
luv-lil-ina: Tell me what you want. I want you to wear that lingerie to my house under a long coat, step inside the house, and drop the coat on the floor. Your beauty has me mesmerized, almost hypnotized as I look at you from head to toe. I finally
badlyinlovewithmom: sub-mom-incest: I dont know which is worse, that my son has become so dominant over me that its become okay for him to order me around and pick what clothes I wear around the house if any at all or that its become a usual thing for
sexandlustforus: hot-soccermom: Have a Sexy Saturday sweety ..house work day for me 💋www.sexandlustforus.tumblr.com My house next. In that outfit 😘 If you promise to do more than watch
I was just looking at my house on Google Streetview and I saw my wife through the window in the front room, shagging the milkman. It was only after I’d bludgeoned her to death that I realised that the image was two years old. When I used to be a
i have a guava tree on my front garden even if that’s not my house property, that tree is!
therevenantrising: leveractionlady: hunterthehusoldier: leveractionlady: That one time there was a sniper on the roof across from my house. Who’s he looking to drop? A man barricaded in a house with a shotgun, he said he was going to kill whoever
eremazing: me: -at my grandmas house, sees an article about a transwoman-me: oh!! thats so nice im so happy for herentire family: that is a MAN!!me:
chipmasterson:What do you mean, no smoking at your house? This is my house. I don’t give a fuck where you live or what rules you make for yourself. Got that?
graciousplenty-deactivated20121: Sookie: You bought my house. The house does not come with me inside it.Eric: Well then I seriously over-payed.Sookie: That’s your problem.Eric: Your blood tastes like freedom, Sookie — Like sunshine in a pretty blonde
samirathejerk: Every day when I leave my house, my neighbor finds an opportunity to tell me that Jesus loves me and tries to teach me to love Christ and convert to Christianity. It’s hilarious because no matter how many times I tell her that I’m
oppressedwhoresboohoohoo: Her mother didn’t have enough money for a baby sitter. So I told her it was ok that she could bring her to the house so I could watch her while she cleaned my house……(I’m watching her alright….watching her bounce
i was trying to get cookies from the kitchen but i gave up because the plastic packaging they come in is SO NOISY that i can’t even pick it up without probably waking the whole house LMAO
mockingdream-deactivated2014083: Everything beautiful brings her to mind. I see her in the yellow flowers that grow in the Meadow by my house. I see her in the mockingjays that sing in the trees. But most of all, I see her in my sister, Prim.
“It’s a compliment.” I’ve been that for years. My own aunt told me that. “Take it as a compliment.”I don’t. It’s not a compliment to feel insecure and unsafe and like I can’t leave my house without
It has come to my attention that in this house I’m staying in there are the exact number of cocks that I could potentially please at once… (3 holes, 2 hands.. like a true gangbang) … And I’m not sure what to do with this info so I’m dumping
hot-soccermom: Have a Sexy Saturday sweety ..house work day for me 💋www.sexandlustforus.tumblr.com My house next. In that outfit 😘
tricias-captions: I’m lucky that my husband lets me watch him fucking other women. My girlfriend Jeanie? Like she’s a cuckquean too? Her husband sometimes sends her out of the house while he’s fucking other women. That’s just so humiliating.
xekstrin replied to your post: anonymous asked:even better: blak… WE SHIP MONOCHROME IN THIS HOUSE ANON xekstrin i have been suddenly hurt in my heart by this anon i need to go lay down
sixpenceee: struwbries: a lunar moth has been hanging around my house for a couple days and my sis took this picture tonight …. now thats some @sixpenceee shit …. that’s satan in the form of a moth
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