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cucknew95: She finally came clean with me… My Fiancé while we were dating went to a wedding that I couldn’t attend because I was working. She ended up going with a “friend†she used to date years ago. Feel free 2 Re-post or share. ðŸ‘
leirelatent: Here is a picture of J.R.R. Tolkien looking at some flowers in a greenhouse. Apparently, he was the worst person to take walks with because he liked to stop and observe every tree he passed very carefully. We can only assume that he did
 I am 26 and these are my lips. I was once self conscious about them sticking out because an ex commented about them while we were dating.  But as I have grown into a real woman I am loving the body that I have. Someday the trend may be “large
Shout out to all the fathers that can’t be with their kids because of their military service. This video hit home. I remember those 20 mile hikes “for fun” we did in korea. I was army but these boys here are Marines. A special shout
bmarg12387: When I meet my boy he thought he would dominate me and make me his exclusive personal cocksucker to service him anytime and anywhere he wanted. As we talked I told him I was a hypnotist and he said that he could not be hypnotized because
“So, this guy that I’m sort of seeing just got his own place and I stayed with him for a couple of days. I was really excited, because for once, I wouldn’t have to worry about his roommate being disturbed by moans or anything! Anyways, as we
Here we have my #throwback shot with Padme @thunderkattz I really like what I create it with the shot because it was just a camera and I think some fill flash I can’t remember but I like what I did with such little equipment it with me that day.
Failed to follow instructions again because he was mad that we kept calling him a cocksucker……here are 3 pics taken of him this morning being face fucked by multiple men. Hopefully he learns his lesson soon. Kik him: Subbttm01
It was really shocking to hear your girlfriend say, “I started dating you because I wanted to seduce your mom; now we both think that you’d make a very good cuckold; a man - or a boy - who would be happy to worship two lesbians.”
lowhung505: massivemusclebears: I guess, Jesse had had enough of my innuendos. It was either the half a case of beer we had drank or that he finally said “fuck it” to himself and let his inhibitions go. Because, when I got back from going
intheeyesofhope:maxdreamland:intheeyesofhope: oh fuck … maxdreamland a blindfold is really a nice sex toy. so simple, yet so effective. i really enjoyed it the one time we used it.i remember that i was a bit nervous because i wanted so badly to
sister-breeder: kittensplayground:★кр★ Me and my sister couldn’t even wait to get her pants off when we celebrated my divorce. The funny thing is that I divorced my wife because she was cheating.
ritens: Was wondering how to get back into gw2 because lately all I do is log in just to log out 5 minutes later. In the end I decided to create a new character. So here we see the gw2 version of Lett(u)o. wow finally a plant that wears leather. And
thrilledbytease: In my mind, the blonde on the right is mouthing “Poor baby!” We can only wonder at WHY his cumming with TWO women teasing him would elicit that response! In my fantasy, it’s because blondie was showing her friend how to edge her
Neville is actually quite a tragic figure to me as well because there’s a lot of Neville in me - this feeling of just never being quite good enough - we’ve all felt that at some point, and I felt that a lot when I was younger, and I wanted to show
It’s nice, isn’t it? It was on sale and I got the last one! Why are you looking like that? What did you think why I called you because of a surprise? Nooo, you must have thought that I’m going to let you cum earlier than we agreed?
paraesthesie: Are we gonna talk about Tuğçe A. the you turkish woman that got attacked by a group of men because she stepped in to defend some girls they molested? They hit her so hard that she fell on the ground and injured her head so bad she was
sansaeryrps: can we just talk about the fact that, regardless of literally every other factor contributing to Mike Brown’s death, the asshole that killed him showed no sympathy, he even went and got married while he was on paid leave because he could
After my first pretend date with my older sister, we both decided that all further dates should be “stay-in” dates. I think our parents had hoped for it because Mom was the one who bought the lingerie Sis wore under her dress that one night
My wife put this on when we went out. Anyone want to try and offer to come home with us. She told me that she like this dress because it “easy access”. Not sure if I was supposed to share that detail, but whatever.
itscarororo: ofgeography: robin williams died today. here is a list of things that robin williams was: funny sharp kind clever and sad. that’s important, the “and sad,” because sometimes sadness can feel like the only thing we are. it can feel
prokopetz: prokopetz: When we say that Ada Lovelace was arguably the world’s first computer programmer, that “arguably” isn’t thrown in there because of questions of definitions or precedence – she definitely wrote programs for a computer,
I missed a few days of writing, we’ll because one day I accidentally deleted my post about sexual change, but I’ll talk about that later. I remember why I liked music so much. I thought I was done pursuing that dream, but this morning I
londonzzi: Me an bro was chillin an smoking after work at my place I told that nigga he had to take his shoes an socks off at the door just because that’s the rule at my place so we vibin an drinking so he seen me take my jeans off an only had my gym
upallnightogetloki: urulokid: oH YM GOD CONNOR MADE ME A GIF OF THAT GUY I WAS TALKING ABOUT LOOK AT HIM HE KNOWS SOMETHINGS UP MAN THIS BROTHER AIN’T HERE FOR ALEXANDER PIERCE’S BULLSHIT ARE WE ALLOWED TO TAKE THIS GIF BECAUSE THAT’S ME LIKE…
mollyiswideawake: the-eleventh-blog: iwanty0ubleeders: can you imagine if google just disappeared from the internet and then we couldn’t google what happened to it because google was gone It took me a good two minutes to work out that that
tea-in-the-tardis: marxisforbros: “There’s a cure?!” asked the girl that kills everything she touches. “Hey shut up we’re perf” replied the girl that makes clouds. #this was what i loved about the mutant storyline#because
kristaferanka: And finally, probably the most popular, and my favourite, of all my X-force designs: Storm. The prompt with her was a subtle one. Sam dictated that he wanted her to both have the regal-ness that we’ve known her as but because of her
clientsfromhell: I worked on a translation job with this client. When we started in November, I informed him that I wouldn’t be working from Christmas to New Year’s because I was taking time off to visit family. Me: I just want to let you know that’s
thedeadcoquette: Because it was us baby way before them & we’re still together & I meant every word I said When I said that I love you I meant that I love you forever
black-to-the-bones:We’re still fighting the same battles That’s stupid tho…obviously that pastor was the only person looking at their house, so they’d rather not get money then sell to a black man. Because if any white people were
sodomymcscurvylegs:Real talk, though, because it needs to be said: as much as we all joke that porn was the only good thing this place had left, the reality is that it being the only place where one could regularly engage with and promote sexual content
the-maple-meme: the-maple-meme: denmarkswag: GUYS PRUSSIA IS LEFT HANDED THAT MEANS HE GOT THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF HIM EVEN MORE THAN JUST FOR THE FACT THAT HE WAS ALBINO BECAUSE BEING LEFT HANDED WASN’T VERY WELL ACCEPTED AND IF YOU WE’RE LEFT HANDED
fitanne: isthisjustphantasy: the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning I hope you stay together forever, because that is the cutest story to tell
wiggymythwinter:letassi: ITS 2015 AND PEOPLE STILL DON’T REALIZE THAT HUFFLEPUFF DOESN’T HAVE A STRICT SET OF HOUSE TRAITS BECAUSE IT WAS FOUNDED ON THE PRINCIPLE OF THAT CHILDREN HAVE DIFFERENT STRENGTHS AND ITS UNFAIR TO CATEGORIZE THEM??? we
dirkar: I know discourse is the word of choice in fandom nowadays but I kind of wish we would have stuck with “fandom wank” because it carries the implication that the anger involved culminated into effectively nothing and that the act was wholeheartedly
aestrels: I know now the reason the goddesses left the Mirror of Twilight in this world… they left it because it was their design that we should meet. Yes… that is what I believe.
incestamy: It did not feel weird at all that I was with my brother and that we were related, because I saw him only as my lover.
Happy 27th Birthday, Emmanuelle Grey Rossum! “I can put my legs behind my head and sing ‘Happy Birthday.’ Because that’s something that me and my friends used to do when we were in gymnastics class as kids, and I can still do it. I was
wilwheaton: sodomymcscurvylegs: Real talk, though, because it needs to be said: as much as we all joke that porn was the only good thing this place had left, the reality is that it being the only place where one could regularly engage with and promote
charlie-hunnam: when we were on the x factor, i decided to say that i liked girls who eat carrots… because i thought it was funny — it wasn’t funny. that is potentially the worst joke i have ever made.
theboydonewrong: it should be said that the kid on the right is blind. that makes this even sweeter right? ikr. (p.s. watch the whole short film here because its adorable) Me, Brenda, Mary, and Jessie saw this today. We all agreed it was ADORABLE!
sometimes I dont deserve darfin, im sad because finally he had a weekend off and it was supposed to be nice so we were gonna go on the date that ive been waiting for but now my stupid work that never schedules me put me on all weekend + monday (his only
thedeadcoquette:Because it was us baby way before them & we’re still together & I meant every word I said When I said that I love you I meant that I love you forever
somedudeslife replied to your post: do you guys ever miss someone a lot and wish you… Yes actually, my old cosplaying friend did that to me because one of her friends was angry that I “didn’t pay enough for gas” when we went to Otakon this
pussypoptarts: krisbryants: Food for thought :-) THANK YOU. WE NEED TO DEAD THE IDEA THAT “PEOPLE SAY THINGS THAT THEY DON’T MEAN WHEN THEY’RE ANGRY” BECAUSE IF IT WAS NEVER IN YOUR BELIEFS OR IN THE BACK OF YOUR MIND IT WOULD HAVE NEVER
unmaskedagain:I officially have a head-cannon that Sokka was meant to the next Avatar. Why? Because I really the like the idea!!!You don’t have to like it but i think its coolA bit more explanation…We all know that after Air, Water comes next. Hence
toastbabeis: You know what hurts a lot? Lets just assume that this is Rue’s father: Because he jump-started the uprising, I think we can guess that he was killed on the spot. In Catching Fire, during the District 11 scene, you see Rue’s family.
thedeadchinadoll:Because it was us baby way before them & we’re still together & I meant every word I said When I said that I love you I meant that I love you forever
my dad was so disappointed in me when I rewrote the stuff on the preorder site for the update I told him that we needed to scrap the forewarning because they’re finished now and not just sketches and so he deleted that and started typing something
elymation: I think we should all take a moment and let this message sink in: Historia confessed she has no idea who she really is inside nor what she wants to do with her life and Eren’s response was that’s alright because that makes you a sincere
charmaise: stoned-levi: Y’know how Levi holds cups the way he does because of that incident where the handle broke? We all imagine it as just snapping off but what if in reality, when Levi went to grab that cup it was hUMANITY’S STRONGEST CUP GRAB
So I was having mind-blowing sex with this boy a couple hours ago, when we were both getting pretty close he moaned “oh, dude. dudeee” Like LOL okay I can dig that sentiment. It wasn’t even weird because the sex was sooooo good…
