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My big sister totally knew we lost the volleyball game because I was too distracted by her big bouncing boobs, but she was nice enough to pretend not to notice. She might finally be getting used to the idea that my leering isn’t just a phase.
I loved that look my baby sister gave me. It said “once we ditch my friend, we’re going to the closet motel to fuck like rabbits.” I knew because it was turning into quite a common look.
“To the anon whose boyfriend is a foot taller than them, I’m 5'3 and my boyfriend is 6'2 and that isn’t a problem in the bedroom department. The only time height was an issue was the one time we tried 69 because he had to awkwardly
I fell in love with her modeling photos because of her seemingly calm and graceful demeanor. She always appeared at the height of elegance, with an almost regal nature about her. When we finally met I was impressed that she was just as lovely in person
bimbopartygirl: bustysister: I loved that look my baby sister gave me. It said “once we ditch my friend, we’re going to the closet motel to fuck like rabbits.” I knew because it was turning into quite a common look. Meanwhile, back to the Bimbo
secretagentslut: i love seeing pictures that have a hood with a dress, especially in a kitchen. probably because the day we brought my hood home from the store, after buying it on a whim, i was wearing my favorite little red dress. by the time we got
Real talk you send money to this white boy but wouldn’t send a penny to a black child that got bullied. Because he is white he touched your heart but if he was a brown child. All we would had gotten was a few comments and Like. Not no 55k #KeatonJo
daddysbottom: A lot of the exercise equipment that we wanted to use at the gym were taken up. It was just the wrong time of the day to do a workout. So my trainer suggested that I go back with him to his place because he had a piece of equipment that’s
naughtygirlsandmarriedmen: When my daughter was little I started coaching her soccer team so that we could spend time together and bond. As we she got older I kept at it because I so admired how she and her friends were developing - and I don’t mean
fifthharmoiny: “The best advice we got from Demi was to make sure that we’re happy because I think you can get lost in all of this and you can get lost in trying to please other people. So at the end of the day you have to make sure you’re
sumusumumuriku: “This is the place where we first met, do you remember? I was really nervous at that time, but I felt so lucky. Thank you. During this 1 year and 3 months, we made many beautiful memories together. Because of Nichkhun-ssi, I experienced
lovewhiteanklesocks said:Would love to see more if you two are willing. Maybe she’s getting ducked in the ass with her feet up?? — It was like you asked, but it was so good that we managed to make only this kind of gif because i’ve camed
jttto: My mom insisted that we take a shower together because there wasn’t enough running water in our summer house. My little sister was a bit reluctant but agreed eventually. When I wen in the shower she was already in there. I couldn’t help but
sirscottmccallmoved: In 2009, Pratt was cast on Parks and Rec for a six-episode arc as the oafish boyfriend of Rashida Jones’ character. That soon changed. “Almost at the point of the audition we were like, ‘Oh, we have to reconceive this, because
considering that terezi’s eyes are still a little red we can guess that this was a progressive healing process and she slowly regained the ability to see FOR SOME REASON THAT MAKES IT A LOT MORE SAD BECAUSE IT SOUNDS SLOW AND PAINFUL
Something i just remembered is that rebecca was fighting for the rupphire kiss so hard that cn literally said to her “if you do this, we cant guarantee your show wont get cancelled because of it” so now people are making the connection that
taekey: List of things people like and dislike about the fandom » hereFull list of words to describe SHINee » here
jeronnamo: jongkeey: fuckyeahpuppyjonghyun: 120903 Jonghyun twitter update @realjonghyun90: Roo doesn’t know that she’s a dog. I think it’s because she only saw humans as she was growing up. One time, we went for a walk at Naksan. She was incredibly
kdramasunshine:oh we’re at that time of the year again…. they’re trying to signify that someone is “ugly” with *shivers* …. glasses lmao its like I knew that this was gonna be part of the story because honestly the whole concept
skyrim-hates-her: crystallineknight: skyrim-hates-her: the fact that daedra had to stop opening gates in black marsh because the argonians kept reverse-invading them is so funny to me it was just like daedra: we’re invading argonians: no, we’re
stevitronuniverse: theory: when pearl was saying that “we only fuse for deadly situations”, she wasn’t talking about the crystal gems in general she was referring to specifically her and amethyst, because their personalities are too different
ninjagiry: nicoception: this was the saddest shit i’ve ever seen. no like were we actually supposed to think this was funny as kids? Because it messed me up for like a week. That dog legitimately thought his friend got BAKED INTO COOKIES WHAT IS
21gramsofgrace: radicalgraff: “We can’t return to normal, because the normal that we had was precisely the problem.” See in Hong Kong ❗️❗️❗️
queerallman: one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians
My client last night has been friends with Paul since I was 8. Paul brought me over and they hung out while I was getting ready, then he left and we did our session. You would think that might be weird, because there’s an additional power dynamic,
why-we-dont-need-feminism: I don’t need feminism because I am criticized and ridiculed by feminists just because I’m not one… doesn’t that make them anti-equality? Anonymous To be fair… feminism was a narrow form egalitarianism…
gracekraft: We are the Fairy Gems~ A while ago I had fun coming up with a Crystal Gems themed Pokemon team, because I like to do fun nerdy stuff like that. I also decided to make it all Fairy typed because I thought it was a fitting magical type to
meghanqueen: Do you remember when I told you that because of what we do, I didn’t think that I could be with someone that I could really care about? So maybe I was w r o n g.
squisherific: Ok, I’m posting this, because when I first saw this gorgeous masterpiece of a sketch, I did not even notice that Gray is ALSO BLUSHING. Because his hair was covering it. But yup! Blushy Gray!!!Also, if this is what we get as just a sketch
ginandgunpowder: we-are-cured: ginandgunpowder: HOW DARE THEY KILL THAT PRECIOUS CHILD Man That’s fucked up She was my fave That lady is 20 Holy fucking shitWho caresShe is a child because I said so
narry-perfection: can we take a moment to let it sint in that sherlock interviewed all of john’s wedding guests to make sure it was perfect for john and chastised a child into wearing a suit because it mattered to john and threatened a man because
diaperpunishmentdaddy1991: Emily just couldn’t stop asking “are we there yet?” On the 16 hour drive to their vacation in Florida. On top of that the drive ended up taking 20 hours because every couple hours she was begging to stop because she
shingekinokyojinheaven: the-vashta-nerada: one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m” so
the-vashta-nerada: one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m” so of course i don’t back
meanplastic: psyducked: one time my sister walked in on me fingering myself so I told her that I was checking my prostate because I was feeling sick and I was afraid I had cancer and we spent a good 15 minutes hugging each other crying
okay but i got really really really high on friday night/morning with my close friend allemande in palm springs and i literally starting crying because i was so grateful that my body took care of me and i said we throw up or sneeze because our bodies
psyducked: one time my sister walked in on my fingering myself so I told her that I was checking my prostate because I was feeling sick and I was afraid I had cancer and we spent a good 15 minutes hugging each other crying
meanplastic: psyducked: one time my sister walked in on my fingering myself so I told her that I was checking my prostate because I was feeling sick and I was afraid I had cancer and we spent a good 15 minutes hugging each other crying
daddys-fucktoys: You were smiling on our day at the beach. Then when we got back you knew I was horny but what you didn’t know was that I started rubbing your asshole with my fingers because I was going to thrust my cock in it.
you tried to warn me, of what we’d be but you couldn’t show me, it wasn’t meant to be..because you wanted me and I wanted you, and we thought that’s all we needed was just us two. but love has a way of changing it ways it’s
Like we made out pretty hard beforehand, and then I went down on him and I noticed that he wouldn’t let me kiss him Because I tried, and I had to pretend that that wasn’t what I was trying to do when I realized he wouldn’t let me Then
bloodred739: If you’re now worried that Jasper isn’t coming back, don’t be. Because the leak that told us that Yellow Diamond was going to get her own song, and that we would see both her and Blue Diamond, and that Yellow Pearl and Blue Pearl
consuelodoodles: Breaking News: WK is actually a lot smaller than we thought he was. The reason is because I just wanted to make it more obvious that he’s a child by smolifying him and also because I love him… so much…
leonardodicapriodaily: I think the reason our friendship works is because there was never any romantic thing. It’s so disappointing for people to hear that, because in the soap opera of the Kate and Leo story we fell in love at first sight and had
de-alegria: Alright people, listen the fuck up. You see this shit right here? That’s called a god damn cervix. That’s what that shit looks like. Everyone should see this shit. Know why? Because when I was in high school health class we were shown
