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Some of the first fanfic I ever read was X-Men slash (I liked the cartoon) and my favourite scenarios involved Wolverine dominating Cyclops. Now men.com has made it something I can look at and they included Colby Keller. My cup runneth over.
Every time Mom scolded my sister for wearing out her panties too quickly, sis just endured the scolding with a poker face. We both knew that Mom would shit a brick if she ever realized the reason why sis’ panties were so stretched out was because
bedroomdaydreams: My sister and I were fooling around one day - wrestling and playing - when we stopped and looked at one another. I don’t know what it was or why, but something happened at that time because she leaned forward and started kissing me
water-tribe-korra: tiggyloo: fullmetalbenders: team-avatar-legend: GUYS. GUYS. Remember when Korra falls in episode 6? Remember how we wonder why this happend? It was because Amond bend that water so Korra couldn’t go after him. It all makes sense
[Her three responses, combined]Anonymous said:Firstly I am a female follower, and a long term one at that. Obviously I won’t be one for much longer because we have such drastically different views. There was no offense intended in my message, and
As you can see, Pulse is going on a 2 month hiatus.(it was that “bad news”)BUTFollow us - because we will keep you interested in these two months ;)
pupnobley: This Monday both my boyfriend and I had a day off. As my bf had some work to do somewhere in town, I was home alone for the afternoon and feeling rather horny, mainly because we had sex that morning, which always leaves me frustrated and needy
After this exchange they promptly blocked me (and someone spam reported me for stealing content from myself????) and changed their username. (they actually thought I believed them??????) I did try to find out what all this “hard work” is that
malfxoys: malfxoys: so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse
I turned on my lamp and it caught on fire and my mom and sister started panicking but I started laughing because all I could think was that I could relate to my Sims now
fromonesurvivortoanother: awgusteen: honestly lil gaybies don’t know shit about our history and that’s where we get shit like “aids was 30 years ago it doesn’t matter” and on some level this isn’t their fault because our history is erased
jihoongi: I changed to BBC one and honestly that was the best decision ever because Graham Norton is a gift we didn’t deserve
alias-pseudonym: fiztheancient: >it was about us saying ‘this is how we feel’ now one cares about how you feel hth actually apparently you do, because people who don’t care how i feel would probably have scrolled past this without bothering
bayleef: harusochinchin: i was talking about this yesterday because of things happening; we need to stop blaming victims for ‘not doing enough’ to prevent hate. it’s never your fault if you get hate! of course, turning anon off and blocking people
“Even I could see that Drago was getting an erection. I could see it in his jeans” Panelists: “yeah because we all just be poppin boners at concerts all the time!” - bad fanfic panels
toopunktofuck: one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall
heikeandmucha: Because we must always keep its promises … I let him fuck me and cum on my pussy … It was so intense, so déliciously pervert. That he give me 2 orgasms. First : See him taking so much pleasure, with his cock between his hand to jerk
royalsiblings: I’m the only girl who has ever been able to really take my brother’s big dick, and that’s because he’s trained me on it since I was old enough. Now, we make love for hours every day until he’s completely satisfied with my performance.
raptorific: I’M SO ANGRY SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE” AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE” WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE” AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE” BECAUSE OF
gracekraft: Been wanting to draw Rose Quartz because man from the little information we have about her she already seems like she was a pretty kick ass lady. Done in time for Mother’s Day and in anticipation for Rose’s Room on Wednesday.
coelasquid: Say that to my face motherfucker not online see what happens because we’ll probably realize the entire point of contention was a tonal miscommunication and this entire situation would blow over immediately.
I had to explain to my little sister what it meant to drop the mic because she didn’t understand why Pearl and Greg did that. After I told her she was like
not important but it just occurred to me that this space on the promo image of the SU monopoly boardmight be the Beach City Water Tower
anyway, if CN France isn’t just joking (a terribly joke at that, tbh) and they really do air more unaired episodes, I won’t be watching them. I made an exception for the last three because I wanted to remain on social media and it was an unfortunate
nacrepearl: Redraws one of my favorite shots from the end of CYM This scene was so good specifically because we’ve never really seen Pearl and Connie fight, and knowing that White knew to use Pearl to subdue Connie to make it as upsetting and dangerous
supernugget42: greenwithenby: hedgehodgemonster: toodutchforyou: i don’t get it omg “Party Cannon”? Not gonna lie, I thought we were going with ‘faggot’ because that was a big bundle of sticks.
behindinfinity: This was such a sweet moment I like how Rei is so overcome with emotion that he can’t help hugging them, but he still takes care to keep his crotch at a reasonable distance — respecting the rules of the bro hug And then we have Nagisa
deirdara: can we please stop treating high school drop outs like they’re the scum of the earth that’ll never amount to anything?? because it’s fucking tiring and rude and gross. it’s not the end of the world and school is not for everyone
optimysticals:actjustly:Day 6 of #BlackHistoryYouDidntLearnInSchool - Marsha P. JohnsonPay It No Mind documentaryFollow Jobi on Twitter & TumblrMy twitterNever forget that our march to equality was started by Black Trans Women. We owe them our Pride
carylingon: Can we take a moment to appreciate that while Tara and Eugene were giving Denise the moral support she needed to try and save Holly, Eric was giving Holly blood? I assume his ankle is still healing, so he couldn’t go out and fight, like
brookeva: “I can make scrambled eggs”I think that was the last conversation we had without me flying off the handle somewhere in the middle. Eggs. Because I cant properly express myself or navigate through my emotional responses like a goddamn adult.
wilwheaton: neil-gaiman: butcherbilly: The Post-Punk / New Wave Super Friends by Butcher Billy Who are your heroes? Reblogged purely to make Amanda smile. This is the best thing that was ever made so just turn off the planet now because we can all
new icon once again because mizuki was such a cutie this episode and i’m not prepared for the next one.
i have two essays, an art project, ap stat, and precalc homework due today and tomorrow and i’m a literal piece of shit because i was supposed to do all that over break but lmao guess who didn’t and is gonna fucking fail this semester.
closet-keys: alexafaie: morbidmanatee: I feel like our economy has been driven by mass production for so long that we’ve forgotten just how intensely time-consuming making things by hand is. Mass production was revolutionary for a reason. It DRASTICALLY
genshimada: We lied to you because I wasn’t sure how you’d take it. What you’d do. You think I’d try to stop you? Well you did hit me over the head. That was for you, not them.
solitarelee: freshfriedtrash: nentindo: liberalsarecool: Fracking has a thousand downsides, but they don’t write contribution checks. Wow no wonder she lost Michigan. That was stupid. Can we please make this a new reaction image because his
supernerdcoffee: weavemama: weavemama: “MLK wouldn’t support black lives matter!!”“What would MLK think about this!1!??!1!!″“I don’t think MLK would agree with that!1!!”WELL WE WOULDN’T FUCKIN KNOW BECAUSE HE WAS MURDERED BEFORE HE
lazarus-james: dearestpurplelover: STOP THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT AND SUBTLE FORESHADOWING LIKE THAT LINE SLIPS PAST US BECAUSE WE THINK HE’S KIDDING AROUND BUT IN ACTUALITY HE WAS USING HER THE ENTIRE TIME AND HE KNEW IT like is no one gonna pick
elvendashears: 15 teen. i’m not even sure what this is..im like, about to sleep (so yes i was disturbed) so i went to check my tumblr and i have 3 messages about age gap…but this one message stands out! cause i dont even know what the helllll….
xxsarcasticvampirexx: fate-hates-faraday: You know, Wilt makes for some GREAT reaction gifs. Can we all just take a moment and agree that Wilt is seriously an incarnation of Tumblr.
illumipel: Because we all know that’s what he was thinking
zombiekaiba: - We can’t take anything about Atem’s Memory World characterization at face value, because that was an older, wiser, post-character development Atem playing an rpg version of his past life.- It’s unlikely (and a lot less interesting
I'm not saying girls are perfect, because we all know that's not true. But why be unfaithful to her if she was true to you?
youthincare: [ image description is screenshot of tweet by center leftist that says, ‘obama was pretty much scandal free in the traditional sense but only because we live in a hypermilitarized society where, say, drone striking a wedding part in Yemen
My ex-stepdad is putting Abby to sleep in a few minutes. I’m kinda freaking out because she’s the first dog that was part of our family (me, Mom, and Chris). And we both had a huge love-hate relationship. I’d been spending the past few
in-fearful-day-in-raging-night: The idea of any of the other Robins going back in time to when Dick was still Robin is so funny, because we just accept that Robin is a mantel to get passed on but back then it’d be like Damian: I am the fifth Robin
fang107: rattlecat: zipperpulls: Two and a half hours of sex. Rattles came seven times. I didn’t get off once because my period is an asshole. Rattles is astounded that was two and a half hours. We usually go for four or five hours. I LITERALLY
cynn-cynn: come on people its 2017 bastion has been easy to counter since after the first week. he’s super fucking weak now and he needed a buff because we was worthless.also yeah he can survive a pulse bomb but he only has like 15 hp left. thats like
sosunnie: “Because we know you’re going to find all the answers. One day.” I saw something like this in a dream, I thought it’d be cute? Background was also part of that dream, hence why it is poorly constructed. Dont ask me
dvadad: cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :) baby boomer:
laularlau8: Gillian Anderson on working with David after all this time: “It was different because we are older and more mature and more understanding of our own process. Also the different pulls and tugs that are on us as human beings, outside of
bigmommaslittleboy: I was surprised that my mom still wanted to fuck even after I returned from Iraq and had a girlfriend…I’m so glad it wasn’t a passing phase because we always had the hottest sex…
rajamanila: Interviewer: We talk about Comic Relief changing lives and in a way, weirdly, Comic Relief did change your life, Cheryl.Cheryl: It did.Interviewer: Because Celebrity Apprentice… That was the first time you met Simon Cowell.Bonus:
awgusteen: honestly lil gaybies don’t know shit about our history and that’s where we get shit like “aids was 30 years ago it doesn’t matter” and on some level this isn’t their fault because our history is erased and hidden and nobody wants
fyeahcrystalreed: “[My parents] loved me so much that they wanted me to pursue something with a guaranteed paycheck like being a doctor or a lawyer. They wanted me to be financially secure because we never were when I was growing up. When I told
I love her on the Office & she pointed out my biggest pet peeve. No, we’re not taking this into the bedroom to bang on a first “date”. I’d be in the 400s if that was the case but you can hit up a girl who will spread because
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