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I had told my little brother that we could only dry hump because anything else would be wrong. I thought I was doing him a favor, but it was actually me who was finding it difficult. I didn’t expect his bulge to be so big against my clothed ass.
misszenno: Today, I was visiting my parents and we went to the park to relax because of the nice weather. As it turns out, a wedding was going on in the area, which isn’t uncommon for that park. I had my camera and was taking pictures of things
love-the-family: No one thought it was suspicious that I was missing from the wedding party for over an hour at the same time as the bride was upstairs in her room to change from her wedding gown to a party dress.Maybe because I’m the bride’s brother.We
naughtygirlsandmarriedmen: My coworker Lindsey was in a really bad mood today. We’re friendly, so I asked her what was wrong.“All men are pigs. I just broke up with my boyfriend because he was cheating on me.”“I’m really sorry about that, but
shingekinokyojinheaven: the-vashta-nerada: one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m” so
bustysister: I had told my little brother that we could only dry hump because anything else would be wrong. I thought I was doing him a favor, but it was actually me who was finding it difficult. I didn’t expect his bulge to be so big against my clothed
Apparently when I was a kid playing softball I used to get sad if my team lost but also sad when we won because I felt sad for everyone who lost. I feel like it was pretty obvious from day one that I was going to play for all teams.
benditlikekorra:MD: Early on, we referred to Aang as “wind boy” and “Buddha boy.” After that, we called him the “keystone being” because he was supposed to be the key to restoring balance to the world. Then, in our research, we came across
moonlandingwasfaked: pizoxuat: It’s cute when people claim that Lovecraft was racist because of the era he was born in. Dude was the most prolific letter writer in American history. We have letters from other racists asking him to tone down the
meanplastic: psyducked: one time my sister walked in on my fingering myself so I told her that I was checking my prostate because I was feeling sick and I was afraid I had cancer and we spent a good 15 minutes hugging each other crying
daddys-fucktoys: You were smiling on our day at the beach. Then when we got back you knew I was horny but what you didn’t know was that I started rubbing your asshole with my fingers because I was going to thrust my cock in it.
apple-a-la-mode: in 2018 we all admit that navi wasnt actually an annoying character and everyone was just mindlessly saying that because it was what everyone else said
ironbloodaika: bugeyedfreaks: “We wanted to get rid of the notion that this was a show about superheroes by taking away any design choices that would render the girls as fast and powerful. Because they’re female, we’re focusing on their ~feelings~
obscurevideogames: statues - Boktai: The Sun Is in Your Hand (Konami - GBA - 2003) The DS game was so much fun, it really was. Mostly because living in Michigan and Chicago, we didn’t know what sunlight was other than that period were our
ask-patch: Wow! Much meme, very submission! Brace yourself, because this is just the tip of the iceberg! We got another two of these submissions that we gotta post. This morning there was one submission that I feel like it won an award for originality.
alskylark: angelkittykin: can we.. stop being so harsh on kids who use o3o, xD, x3, -3-, or types liek dish :3 because when i typed like that when i was 9/10 i was so happy at the time and it was just such of a good year for me. i do still sometimes think
qrye: Behavioral therapy (1/5). Last week-end, I ended up with the conclusion that Ju had to undergo some behavioral therapy. 1) Just before we went out, she changed the short she was wearing because she was afraid that someone could notice her belt.
talesnshiz: cozzybob: I love this moment, because it’s when all the changes we saw in Relena culminate and go full circle. The first time she gave him that invite, Heero was a complete dick, and she cried like the 15 year old girl that she was. Now
psyducked: one time my sister walked in on my fingering myself so I told her that I was checking my prostate because I was feeling sick and I was afraid I had cancer and we spent a good 15 minutes hugging each other crying I hope you washed your hand
the-vashta-nerada: one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m” so of course i don’t back
Judging from this page, we can see that sasuke left konoha when sarada was already born because naruto himself said that sarada could explain how her father is like. Naruto was shocked but then he said ‘he’s been aay for almost the entire
pristinely-ungifted: I got engaged yesterday. (: So we went to Wyalusing because Tyler’s coworker who was up there said that the Dragonite he and Tyler saw (that got away) came back! So since I got off work early, Tyler was all, let’s go get it.
kittydenied: playing with some tension straps and cuff wraps from DSG at Slut Prison. I’m smiling because as soon as I was locked up Sir was all “And now we all take turns peeing on her!!” (he was teasing me… thats not my fetish)Slut prison
I had a dream that Nick and I were at the Humane Society and we picked up an extremely old Golden Retriever. Its face was white and its name was Hunter. I dreamt it was my friend Josh’s dog, which is weird because I haven’t talked to him in
phantomdoodler: today in class we had to do self intros and one of the questions was “what was something interesting you did over winter break” and I said that I broke 3500 followers on my blog but only because that sounds slightly less pathetic
holymotherofhnng: We heard that you had to leave the Harry (Daniel Radcliffe) and Hermione (Emma Watson) kissing scenes because you were laughing so much, is that true?Actually, I was sent out. They were wearing this silver body paint. It was all really
humansofnewyork: “Since he was very young, I’ve tried to show him that we can’t always afford the things that we want. When my wallet is full, I show him. When my wallet is empty, I show him. Things have been especially hard lately because my
thoodleoo: morbidmanatee: thoodleoo: the thing that people remember most about pythagoras is the pythagorean theorem, but really what we should be focusing on was the fact that he was so afraid of eating or harming beans in any way (because he believed
stratfenders: “Because Bill used to stand way off to the side, everyone thought he was just watching the crowd, that the crowd was his show, but he was actually playing a game called ‘Spot the tits’. He’d come over to me and we’d have a long
daniels-gillies: When I was dating a guy I was hiding everything that I did because everything personal felt like it was immediately trivialised, so I didn’t like it. We were turned into these characters and placed into this ridiculous comic book,
psyducked: one time my sister walked in on me fingering myself so I told her that I was checking my prostate because I was feeling sick and I was afraid I had cancer and we spent a good 15 minutes hugging each other crying
buzzfeedlgbt: Kristen Stewart Opens Up About Her Girlfriend In Elle UK Interview (x)“When I was dating a guy I was hiding everything that I did because everything personal felt like it was immediately trivialized, so I didn’t like it. We were turned
doritosandavocados: checkmatethatprivilege: checkmatethatprivilege: 2013 was five years ago let that sink in PLOT TWIST: This was a shitpost made five years ago that we brought back in 2018 because now it’s funny in a different way.
camigo2: My twin sister and I were finally considered adults and we both knew that the first guy that we wanted to fuck was our brother. Of course I had to wait because she is technically older by 22 minutes.
bugeyedfreaks: “We wanted to get rid of the notion that this was a show about superheroes by taking away any design choices that would render the girls as fast and powerful. Because they’re female, we’re focusing on their ~feelings~ rather than
iamdogtrainer: I was recently asked this question, because a Pit Bull wants to fight dogs wouldn’t that make them potentially aggressive toward humans? This is clearly not the case, we know that the breed was bred to fight dogs but what most don’t
kyloren: In my grandparents’ time, it was believed that spirits existed everywhere… in trees, rivers, insects, wells, anything… I like the idea that we should all treasure everything because spirits might exist there, and we should treasure everything
OOHHH my fucking gOD me and my mom are going to the gym and we’re listening to the radio and I swore that the song that came on was going to be ‘Stronger Than You’ for a quick minute because of the beat and I was like wtf The fucking
