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ravenjm: babyphatjeans: bijonse: quickweaves: ASLDFLFJSKSL she couldn’t even say it with a straight face omfhdjdkdks bitch i screamed omg. LMFAO shadeeeeee

pobelter: assheauxl: zkou: zaynsgrammys: ‘’whats your favorite dish?” “a mug” how did she say this with a straight face i honestly feel so bad for her

i-mister-completely: subtle-showoff: mia7437: #great now i gotta kinkshame award winning journalist anderson cooper Fuck yea Anderson, get those daddys He said that with a straight face.

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princemetalthunder: skrill-cosby: drucila616: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that

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drucila616: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm

cannnolis: try to look at this with a straight face, you can’t.

sk-raveness: drucila616: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of

jeniphyer: He couldn’t even keep a straight face awwww

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princemetalthunder: skrill-cosby: drucila616: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that

woolfpuppy: sheepkind: viralthings: The woman I’m planning to marry showed me this pebble that looks like a guitar pick and with an entirely straight face said “it’s for rock music.” marry her faster don’t take her for granite

laughter-everyday: tumblr has given me the ability to laugh at the stupidest shit in the world in my head with a straight face.

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rabbittiddy: muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: azulafrost: spacetwinks: i am so fucking tired Kill me Think maybe they learned from the fi…PFAHAHAHAHAHA sorry can’t keep a straight face on that.

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midnightsexcapades: My goodness these nights have been so hot. I teased my boyfriend while he was in his meeting yesterday hehe. Would you be able to keep a straight face if I sent you photos, telling you about how you should skip your meeting and

hatsuko: you see me at the gym keeping a straight face but in my head i’m going off to that chorus

Someone just non-sarcastically called me “The Cock Fairy, Magical Granter of Sexual Fantasies” with a straight face. #wtf #femdomproblems?

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princemetalthunder: skrill-cosby: drucila616: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that

jaegerivaille: romanoh: I may tag things with “I’m crying” or “SCREAMING” but I am sitting in my room in the dark covered in blankets with a straight face and I literally haven’t spoken a word in over twelve hours it’s whats on the inside

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equated: [aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face] Hehehehehehe

fruitcrocs: [aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face] ME

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaath: I wish there was a game show for celebrities where they have to keep a straight face while going through their tag on Tumblr The celebrity who can last the longest wins

my-dark-innocence: areyoutryingtodeduceme: buckycaps: deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaath: I wish there was a game show for celebrities where they have to keep a straight face while going through their tag on Tumblr The celebrity who can last the longest

ghostgirlninja1122: the-nintendo-girl: azarathian-demoness: I LOVE HOW HE JUST WALKS BY AND TAKES HER CLOAK OFF WITH SUCH A STRAIGHT FACE. LIKE. “‘SCUSE ME, BABE, GONNA NEED TO BORROW THIS.” CYBORG’S LIKE, “UUUUUH, WHAT JUST HAPPENED.”

friendliness: jykinturah: kimpossibooty: professoroakofficial: isaacjamess: One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT This man is a guardian of the galaxy you can just see the split second where

gnarltonbanks: whenever i look at pictures of beyonce i sit with a straight face as this type of dialogue runs through my head.

togarhedy-eanpoly-outigehedy: imsoshive: rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs: apocalypticassass1n: evooob: imsoshive: I don’t understand how a dude can tell a chick how to groom her pussy with a straight face. My nigga, you know she don’t have to fuck

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princemetalthunder: skrill-cosby: drucila616: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that

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youngblackqueen: jeniphyer: He couldn’t even keep a straight face awwww Awhhhhh

nyoiboo: escapekit: Passport Photo SeriesLondon-based visual artist Max Siedentopf recruited a cast of friends and strangers to sit for passport photos. Above the shoulders the participants are straight-faced and rigid, yet below they are balancing

odeofagentlegiant: What if I ate a submissive out and finger fucked them during a zoom call while they had to keep a straight face without making a sound? What if I fingered them faster when they had to answer a question, making them stutter over their

vriskamindfangserket: toyosatomimi: darckcarnival: HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE… you know, just your regular work week. i want this to be the only news clip in existence for this time period a thousand years in the future.

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gingersnapwolves:alluringabyss:Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014I read that Colin Firth did 80% of his own stunts and as impressive as it is I think the most impressive thing he did in this movie is deliver this line with a straight face.

basisuriya: [aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

venitaspeaks: avaruu: This systems analysis class is kind of hard to take seriously when i have to write about and discuss ERP with a straight face and no jokes. huehuehuehue

It's always awkward when a kid stares at you, you smile at them and they just keep the straight face stare.

ebbaliciousz: jeniphyer: He couldn’t even keep a straight face awwww 😍

reginaxrose: memphises: “meet or greet” i’m crying He couldn’t even keep a straight face

princemetalthunder: skrill-cosby: drucila616: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that

spoken-not-written: [aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

wealwaysbreathe: jykinturah: kimpossibooty: professoroakofficial: isaacjamess: One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT This man is a guardian of the galaxy you can just see the split second where

basisuriya: [aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

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