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weestopher: if you can look at this with a straight face, ur not human
escapekit: Passport Photo SeriesLondon-based visual artist Max Siedentopf recruited a cast of friends and strangers to sit for passport photos. Above the shoulders the participants are straight-faced and rigid, yet below they are balancing full wine
vriskamindfangserket: toyosatomimi: darckcarnival: HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE… you know, just your regular work week. i want this to be the only news clip in existence for this time period a thousand years in the future.
oneoakdutch: scowl-boy: vriskamindfangserket: toyosatomimi: darckcarnival: HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE… you know, just your regular work week. i want this to be the only news clip in existence for this time period a thousand
fuzzydunlop07: compoyo: causeislay: Get your life! How can anyone say she can’t sing with a straight face Cc Carlos Santana
sexualanomaly: badangelness: grannypaintiesnchill: aintnosuchthingastoothick: “There is nothing wrong with having a lil curve.” 😂🙌🏽 😭 HE SAID THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE LIKE THIS A PERSONAL CONVERSATION I dunno if I should laugh
yeah-yeah-beebiss-1: theempireblogsback: spacehooters: the only spoiler from tlj you need to know is that Luke drinks fresh monster tiddy milk straight up and enjoys it with a grin like the sick fuck he is okay but this scene really doesn’t have quite
mysharona1987: They are saying with a straight face:This. Woman. Is. Not. Attractive.Like, I’m not even a lesbian, but come the fuck on. If she wasn’t wearing a hijab they’d be falling all over her. It’s racism and islamophobia
pandaaamonium14: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying
cuppycake20103: Uggggghhhhh!!!!! I’m horny as fuck! Someone please come hide under my desk and eat me while I try to keep a straight face and talk to my boss! Please?
sk-raveness: drucila616: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of
melaninated-in-carolina: whitehouse: Practice?! Yeah, we’re talking about practice. Take a look behind the scenes with President Obama and “Luther,” his anger translator. He had to keep a straight face at “lily white butts”
bijonse: quickweaves: ASLDFLFJSKSL she couldn’t even say it with a straight face omfhdjdkdks
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gingersnapwolves:alluringabyss:Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014I read that Colin Firth did 80% of his own stunts and as impressive as it is I think the most impressive thing he did in this movie is deliver this line with a straight face.
laughter-everyday: tumblr has given me the ability to laugh at the stupidest shit in the world in my head with a straight face.
theonewhosawitall: deanisanactualprincess: jensenacklesruinedmylife: sendermage: #look at me with a completely straight face #and tell me that this isn’t a sitcom that you would watch the fuck out of #TELL ME [via crackedchassis] [x] #SOMEONE
i-want-destiel: casuallyhuntingthings: avatarwinchester: We need a brave knight who is willing to step up and kill the beast. how did the crew manage to keep straight faces watching him do this I think they didn’t and that’s why he’s smiling
askdevsider: toyosatomimi: darckcarnival: HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE… you know, just your regular work week. XD!!!!!
silent-wordsmith:Official petition to replace “in the closet” with “keeping a straight face”
deansdamnation: samilybusiness: superwhatlocked: watchingpornwithcas: whitegoldandpearls: One of the best blooper/deleted scenes in the history of man time. I salute you, Jensen Ackles, for keeping a straight face and you, Jared Padalecki for being
damonssalvatoree: omg when im reading explicit smut i have such a straight face but as soon as its an angel making pancakes for a guy it sounds like im being choked by satan
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smhfantasies: makeup-stained-pillowcase: Blooper Reel #3An attempt at getting some golden shower footage, massively hindered by the fact that we had both been drinking heavily all day and were unable to keep a straight face. Check out our other bloopers
the-ill-doctor: patheticaesthetics: princemetalthunder: skrill-cosby: drucila616: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down
lay-some-hate: phonepastrys: mysharona1987: They are saying with a straight face: This. Woman. Is. Not. Attractive. Like, I’m not even a lesbian, but come the fuck on. What did you expect from a dickwad who looks like he just clawed his way
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nicolbolas: I cannot write the word ‘knot’ while keeping a straight face
arantula: 8bitmaid: Just picking up my textbooks for next semester. SOMEONE BUY THESE FOR ME I WILL BRING THEM TO SCHOOL AND USE THEM WITH A STRAIGHT FACE
tsuthetiger: hyouretsuzan: That one curl refuses to get straight!! Asdfghhk B’AAWWWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWWWWW
makeup-stained-pillowcase: Blooper Reel #2We thought we’d try a reverse facial, using breast milk instead of cum. An idea that sounds great on paper, but trying to keep a straight face while somebody waterboards you with freshly squeezed milk is nigh
thats-disgusting-emily: cutecruelty: thats-disgusting-emily: cutecruelty: When a little dummy decides to raise her hand at you. With @unrapeable. You look so scary, Santa. Did you keep a straight face when you typed that? If not, you know
tnd2thelimit: thrilledbytease: After making him whine and whimper and struggle NOT to scream, I LOVE how she keeps a straight face when she asks if he liked it!!!! I would love to experience this, but tied up, and after a lot of teasing and edging.
black-dd-mamba: pulledmytrigger: raggedick: jykinturah: kimpossibooty: professoroakofficial: isaacjamess: One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT This man is a guardian of the galaxy you can
ilovebeinglyric: I could never keep a straight face when I saw Alucard like this
jacquerel: Did you ever wonder what it must be like to recording the opening themes to children’s cartoons A group of grown men standing stoically in a soundroom, trying to keep a straight face singing about Beyblades
lolinepeta: i can read hardcore kinky ass fanfiction with a straight face but i cant say hi to some people over the internet without blushing bye
jaegerivaille: romanoh: I may tag things with “I’m crying" or “SCREAMING" but I am sitting in my room in the dark covered in blankets with a straight face and I literally haven’t spoken a word in over twelve hours it’s whats on
jaegerivaille: romanoh: I may tag things with “I’m crying” or “SCREAMING” but I am sitting in my room in the dark covered in blankets with a straight face and I literally haven’t spoken a word in over twelve hours it’s whats on the inside
sheepkind: viralthings: The woman I’m planning to marry showed me this pebble that looks like a guitar pick and with an entirely straight face said “it’s for rock music.” marry her faster
femmedaltia: twentyeightghosts: i remember reading naruto as a 13-year-old and being so confused that kakashi was willing to read porn in public but today it occurred to me that the number of times i’ve straight-facedly read porn on ao3 in public is
gingersnapwolves: alluringabyss: Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014 I read that Colin Firth did 80% of his own stunts and as impressive as it is I think the most impressive thing he did in this movie is deliver this line with a straight face.
taint3ed: drucila616: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying
ro-s-a-spark-s:mehmrmustard: allefory:vriskamindfangserket: toyosatomimi: darckcarnival: HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE… you know, just your regular work week. i want this to be the only news clip in existence for this time period
somenoblework: somenoblework: hoomie: jykinturah: kimpossibooty: professoroakofficial: isaacjamess: One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT This man is a guardian of the galaxy you can just
spottsy60: pandaaamonium14: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment
reginaxrose: memphises:“meet or greet” i’m crying He couldn’t even keep a straight face
contexxxt: The driver slowed the cab down and Kevin lowered the window to get a better look. As they turned the corner he could see clearly, it was her. The only challenge now would be keeping a straight face while paying her for a fuck, and not letting
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