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xxxsweetheart: sk-raveness: drucila616: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had
diaryofabaglady: deezyville: walkinthegl0w: Leonardo DiCaprio’s Filmography So Far There’s an Oscar in there somewhere… i don’t see how people can say with a straight face that he doesn’t deserve an Oscar . he should have 2-3 by now
cock-sucking-whore: face fucking <3 I need more of this. I was getting two few. I wanna lost my voice.
demonboa: Dedicated face fucking
servicemarriedmen: Straight guys in hotels are the best. Simple, uncomplicated, and just wanting to get their rocks off … like this guy. Yes, sometimes it just sucks having to go on a business trip.
the-nintendo-girl: azarathian-demoness: I LOVE HOW HE JUST WALKS BY AND TAKES HER CLOAK OFF WITH SUCH A STRAIGHT FACE. LIKE. “‘SCUSE ME, BABE, GONNA NEED TO BORROW THIS.” CYBORG’S LIKE, “UUUUUH, WHAT JUST HAPPENED.” ROBIN’S JUST LIKE,
naughtynicegirl69: lol…I was soooo trying to keep a straight face with this gif…not because it hurt…I love when my nipples are pinched…lol…but…I was trying not to giggle…I wanted to give you a sexy smile instead…lol…I think sex and
her face…..
quigonejinn: vengerturtle: oh my god poor Steve HIS BIRTHDAY IS LITERALLY JULY 4, 1918 Captain America has to tell people that he was actually born on the 4th of July with a straight face I can’t. I CAN’T. FOURTH OF JULY. STEVE ROGERS IS OLD
susiesbbcworship: ♠ Susie’s big black cock worship ♠ ♥ Pervert Gifs ♥ Sorry dude but if you was hitting she could not keep a straight face. Am I wrong ladies?
artnudesnetwork: The Three (Mostly) Faceless With apologies to Jim! What started as a straight-faced ‘life imitates art’ exercise quickly… View Post
pandaaamonium14: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying
princemetalthunder: skrill-cosby: drucila616: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that
poisonlipsandknives: littlekitten-ina-vanillaworld: lol wut…. OMG…I can never unsee this!! Excuse me while I gouge my eyes out. LMBAO! I’m dead! Straight face on this one!
Two Miqo’te girls, Sabrith and Tayelle, find themselves severely outnumbered by a large pack of horny male werewolves. Adventurers seeking fame and fortune are apprehensive at best when faced with the precum-drooling, rock-hard possibility of being
embarrassedboys: Coochie coochie coo… this guy absolutely errupts with laughter when stimulated just so… quite the infectious laugh, I’m impressed the dom was able to keep a straight face! ;) I’ll be in REAL trouble when the wife sees this…
jykinturah: kimpossibooty: professoroakofficial: isaacjamess: One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT This man is a guardian of the galaxy you can just see the split second where everyone is process
Who gave Peridot a loaded gun and edge?!
Felicity’s Adams Apple Annihiliation Felicity is back and she’s on a mission to pop Matt’s head straight off his body. After this shoot I asked her if she fully grasps the power and pain she’s dishing out when filming. She replied
Follow the link in my bio to see a SNEAK PEEK video of my upcoming segment on @sullentv. It was such a fun day working with a great team. Getting tattooed by @bradreis_tattoo while maintaining a straight face was pretty tough, haha.
skuttzdoescosplay: I just straight up made a Cosplay blog since it *could* go on my mod blog, but i dont want to spam anywhere else. I loved this pic so much, so I’ll use this one for the announcement :P I’ll be working on armor n shit for next
pherie: have you ever just looked at someone and gotten the strongest urge to kiss them and feel how soft their lips are and how their tongue feels against yours and have you ever wanted to kiss them softly and hold their face in your hands and feel
vriskamindfangserket: toyosatomimi: darckcarnival: HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE… you know, just your regular work week. i want this to be the only news clip in existence for this time period a thousand years in the future.
gingersnapwolves:alluringabyss:Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014I read that Colin Firth did 80% of his own stunts and as impressive as it is I think the most impressive thing he did in this movie is deliver this line with a straight face.
trashgender-neurotica: quetiapine400: fadagaski: poopsonthemoon: funnyandhilarious: Star Trek Stabilized » Now my favourite gif. Every one of these actors deserves an Oscar for doing this with straight faces … for yeeeeeears. @silasjulian
[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]
thesailorrvenus: tvmblr-babes: listening to wild ass trap music with a straight face is a skill i picked up in my car Thank you so much for your submission, @thesailorrvenus
shylittlebaby:so I came super fucking hard last night (like non stop fucking and squirting for 5 minutes straight. maybe more like 7) and passed out. now my sleep schedule is fucked again. yay i’d totally record it but I don’t wanna ruin any more
mysharona1987: They are saying with a straight face: This. Woman. Is. Not. Attractive. Like, I’m not even a lesbian, but come the fuck on.
ottermatopoeia: mysharona1987: mysharona1987: They are saying with a straight face: This. Woman. Is. Not. Attractive. Like, I’m not even a lesbian, but come the fuck on. Yes, I get there is make up and nice camera angles and lighting and all. But
theonewhosawitall: deanisanactualprincess: jensenacklesruinedmylife: sendermage: #look at me with a completely straight face #and tell me that this isn’t a sitcom that you would watch the fuck out of #TELL ME [via crackedchassis] [x] #SOMEONE
laydownforamoment said: hahaha man i’m sorry but that is sort of funny……. asjkdhkaj lol its ok I was trying to keep a straight face when my dad asked ahaha XD
jonghin-deactivated20131213: Kai can’t keep a straight face
d-ongwoo: How to not keep a straight face (。◠ ‿ ◠。)
diddywahdiddy: fallen-soul7: the-absolute-funniest-posts: mirnah: Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing
d-ongwoo: when sungyeol tries to keep a straight face ≧▽≦
suckslavery: you wouldn’t be able to keep a straight face either with such a cock feast… fuck…
keep-your-boots-on:Straight face, he does this?
sk-raveness: drucila616: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of
spoken-not-written: [aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]
laundrymen: mgherian: We’re at a family reunion and some dude asked my dad when I was getting married and with a totally straight face my dad was like “we’re just going to give her to whichever young man can provide us with the largest flock of
reginaxrose: memphises: “meet or greet” i’m crying He couldn’t even keep a straight face
pandaaamonium14:How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm
I’m sorry darling I know orgasms are important to you. But how can I keep a straight face when you ask for one as if there was the slightest chance of me saying yes? Usual punishment for asking. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband Image Credit:
flr-captions: I’m sorry darling I know orgasms are important to you. But how can I keep a straight face when you ask for one as if there was the slightest chance of me saying yes? Usual punishment for asking. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband Image
fuckreiva: jykinturah:kimpossibooty: professoroakofficial: isaacjamess: One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT This man is a guardian of the galaxy you can just see the split second where everyone
lushsociety: stonedlifeofty: lushsociety: stonedlifeofty: augustxiv: lushsociety: I liked my eyebrows 😂 !! I’d like to just hug you 😐 Aww 😂 why the straight face Too let you know how dead serious I am lol I like hugs 😌 😍
trashfirefarting: They’ve been awake for 4 days straight. Help them.
aylendoesart:Gotta keep a straight face u guysbased on this post
pregnantseinfeld:The US constitution is so shitty and old that we’ve ended up trapped in a system where our rights are in the hands of some superstitious spirit mediums who, with a straight face, will make the claim they can communicate the Intent
themonkeywrenchworld:drucila616:How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment
silent-wordsmith:Official petition to replace “in the closet” with “keeping a straight face”