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just-shower-thoughts: I think the phrase “in the closet” should be changed to “keeping a straight face”
belllaavitaaa: sing-this-body-electric: jykinturah: kimpossibooty: professoroakofficial: isaacjamess: One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT This man is a guardian of the galaxy you can just
equated: [aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]
skhole2use: I know you wanted your “straight” face blurred but you really think that someone isn’t going to recognize you and call you out for the fag you are…but then faggot, that’s probably what you’re hoping for!
princemetalthunder: skrill-cosby: drucila616: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that
kittiecupcakes: ethanmarek: The best part about this skit is the fact that no one else can keep a straight face the whole time haha My favorite part is his skin tight shirt riding up when he’s getting all into it.
bishopmyles: flying-blades: canarylex: tinashefanclub: cozyqueen: our generation is so fucked up! you’re an icon Lmfao i wouldn’t be able to do it with a straight face either b lmao that snort lol :D
[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]
babyphatjeans: bijonse: quickweaves: ASLDFLFJSKSL she couldn’t even say it with a straight face omfhdjdkdks bitch i screamed omg.
ncilpcrry: all-hail-mono-onion: nyoiboo: escapekit: Passport Photo SeriesLondon-based visual artist Max Siedentopf recruited a cast of friends and strangers to sit for passport photos. Above the shoulders the participants are straight-faced and rigid,
*constantly thinking of having sex with you whenever you're around while trying to keep a straight face*
blexicana: thotbrey: bijonse: quickweaves: ASLDFLFJSKSL she couldn’t even say it with a straight face omfhdjdkdks LMAO😂😂😂😂😂😂 The way she said pedo and woman-stalker’s name tho
gingersnapwolves: alluringabyss: Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014 I read that Colin Firth did 80% of his own stunts and as impressive as it is I think the most impressive thing he did in this movie is deliver this line with a straight face.
6ft1swell: Lauren sees me coming and tries to keep a straight face
ewanmcgregors-deactivated202009: “Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that’s the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate
lil-uni: I tried to keep a straight face looking at my phone, while he touched my downstairs. He didn’t hold back :xx
gingersnapwolves:alluringabyss:Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014I read that Colin Firth did 80% of his own stunts and as impressive as it is I think the most impressive thing he did in this movie is deliver this line with a straight face.
romanoh: I may tag things with “I’m crying" or “SCREAMING" but I am sitting in my room in the dark covered in blankets with a straight face and I literally haven’t spoken a word in over twelve hours
artnudesnetwork: The Three (Mostly) Faceless With apologies to Jim! What started as a straight-faced ‘life imitates art’ exercise quickly… View Post
sadboysonly: ghdos: boosabe: kungfuwolfnigga: pablo gettin it Threw the hood up on accident and tried to keep a straight face when he remembered he was on tv and not at the function SOOOONNNNNN. zlsjxkckck k
basisuriya: [aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]
jaegerivaille: romanoh: I may tag things with “I’m crying” or “SCREAMING” but I am sitting in my room in the dark covered in blankets with a straight face and I literally haven’t spoken a word in over twelve hours it’s whats on the inside
tomfordvelvetorchid: reginaxrose: memphises: “meet or greet” i’m crying He couldn’t even keep a straight face He’s so cute like this is such a pure joke
sheepkind: viralthings: The woman I’m planning to marry showed me this pebble that looks like a guitar pick and with an entirely straight face said “it’s for rock music.” marry her faster
zombiebiologist: shittylifeprotips: SLPT: Confuse those wine snobs by *hearing* the wine so i told my mom about this post before she and my dad went on a trip to napa, and she was delighted to try this out and apparently, when she straight-faced, lifted
toyosatomimi: darckcarnival: HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE… you know, just your regular work week.
sk-raveness: drucila616: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of
reginaxrose: memphises:“meet or greet” i’m crying He couldn’t even keep a straight face
spoken-not-written: [aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]
jacquerel: Did you ever wonder what it must be like to recording the opening themes to children’s cartoons A group of grown men standing stoically in a soundroom, trying to keep a straight face singing about Beyblades
I like being in front of clients and being on TUMBLR at the same time. Keeping a straight face,…hard as a rock under the table. 🤭
sabrina-nellie: 😐 straight face. Need red bull now
cloudkickincrysis: fuckboyizm: king-roya: kzaketchum: Y'all ever been horny with a straight face on? Everyday Yup Pretty much
darckcarnival: HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE…
cancel my subscription, because I am DONE with your issues #i’ll try to say this with a straight face
laughter-everyday: tumblr has given me the ability to laugh at the stupidest shit in the world in my head with a straight face.
ch-ch-cherrybomb: spoopky-ghoost: deerhoof: bheriye: thats not even a whole dog thats like 1/10 of a dog how do ig et this dog It’s like you wanted a dog but you’re parents said guinea pig I was completely straight faced until the video started
vriskamindfangserket: toyosatomimi: darckcarnival: HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE… you know, just your regular work week. i want this to be the only news clip in existence for this time period a thousand years in the future.
littlehorrorshop: William Powell and Carole Lombard struggle to keep a straight face, 1930s
thelibraryofmars: silvermarmoset: museum-of-artifacts: Parchment holes in manuscript repaired using embroidery circa 1417, currently in University Library Uppsala, Sweden WHAAAAAT. THAT IS SO COOL I’m trying to keep a straight face but this
samknitchester: jykinturah: kimpossibooty: professoroakofficial: isaacjamess: One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT This man is a guardian of the galaxy you can just see the split second where
annabelleosborne: jykinturah:kimpossibooty: professoroakofficial: isaacjamess: One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT This man is a guardian of the galaxy you can just see the split second where
imsoshive: I don’t understand how a dude can tell a chick how to groom her pussy with a straight face. My nigga, you know she don’t have to fuck you right? She gon get dick regardless. Her pussy could look like Frederick Douglass and she still could