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shittyidea: Rename the Hudson Bay to “Harambe”
shittyidea: Do meth instead of math
shittyidea: Instead of calling teenagers “young adults”, start calling them “elderly children”
shittyidea: Russian roulette but the gun is fully loaded
shittyidea: Straight signal to tell other drivers that you’re not turning
shittyidea: Assert your dominance at school by telling everyone that you have gum
shittyidea: Eat all of your birth control pills on the first day of the month so that you don’t have to remember to take them everyday
shittyidea: Want to ice skate? Superglue knives to the bottom of your feet
shittyidea: Play laser tag with gamma rays for an unforgettable experience
shittyidea: Society
shittyidea: Ask your professors questions using only morse code or binary
shittyidea: My thoughts exactly
shittyidea: Poison ivy infused toilet paper
shittyidea:Work five days a week and spend the other two days trying unsuccessfully to be happy for your entire adult life
shittyidea: Beauty hack: Light your lips on fire to make them fuller and pinker!
shittyidea: All-You-Can-Eat delivery
shittyidea: Wipe your ass before you poop
shittyidea: Play the piano in a marching band
shittyidea: Date me
shittyidea: Developing a crush on someone
shittyidea: Let Jesus take the wheel while going 80mph
shittyidea: Avoid having to raise your kids by selling it to Satan in exchange for your masters degree
shittyidea: Instead of pockets, use your butthole
shittyidea: Alarm clocks that only play lullabies
shittyidea: Hold an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting at a bar
shittyidea: Mein Kampf the musical
shittyidea: Tumblr @sft425
shittyidea: Marijuana incense to mask the smell of smoking weed in your room
shittyidea: Save your school IDs and look back on how ugly you’ve always been
shittyidea:New Facebook feature: like other people Likes
shittyidea: Wear socks outside your shoes
shittyidea: Scream every time you enter a room
shittyidea: Jump off of a cliff to give the pick-up line “I’m falling for you” a more realistic effect
shittyidea: Sell your car for gas money
shittyidea: Take everything that wants to kill you and put it in Australia
shittyidea: Free WiFi at the movie theater
shittyidea: Making decisions based on current emotions
shittyidea: A reality show about 2 gay Jesus Christ cosplayers living together, called “Jesus Fucking Christ”
shittyidea: Well, shit
shittyidea: This
shittyidea: Develop a crush on someone
shittyidea: Glass Jenga
shittyidea:A treadmill with obstacles on it
shittyidea: A zero-dollar bill
shittyidea: Charge your phone in a hot tub
shittyidea: Eat spaghetti while rapping about barbecues
shittyidea:Leaving your bed in the morning
shittyidea: Create a law that when someone is caught with drugs on them, they have to consume the entire amount, no matter how much it is
shittyidea: A spelling test that listed all the words you had to spell
shittyidea: Spend the rest of your life relying on TV or the news for facts
shittyidea: Put toothpaste on your breakfast so you can skip brushing your teeth
shittyidea: Pull the hairs out of your legs one by one
shittyidea: Wear a GoPro at all times and stream the video to the internet @amaaanduuuhh @muhrisssuhh
