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shittyidea: If an actor dies in a movie he shouldn’t ever be allowed to act again
shittyidea: Organ rental service
shittyidea: Seems Satan approves of this shitty idea
shittyidea: Have an “I’m Feel Lucky” option in a taxi and just let them take you where ever the fuck they want
shittyidea: wtf I’m a loser though
shittyidea: Leave your keys in the car so you never misplace them
shittyidea: On April Fools Day, porn sites should pop up a fake notification that says “successfully shared to Facebook”
shittyidea: Eat all of your birth control pills on the first day of the month so that you don’t have to remember to take them everyday
shittyidea: A spinoff to Frozen called Scorched where every character is burning
shittyidea:Destroy every single significant building in the world to ensure there are no more acts of terrorism
shittyidea: Not using somebody’s preferred pronouns
shittyidea: Tumblr dashboard refresh limit
shittyidea: 1GB per second data plan with a 1GB cap
shittyidea: Play guitar with a knife instead of a pick
shittyidea: Pretend to be a race horse so you can get spanked by the jockies
shittyidea: Earbuds that never untangle
shittyidea: Want to ice skate? Superglue knives to the bottom of your feet
shittyidea: Put vodka in a humidifier
shittyidea: Write nice messages to the chef by smearing ketchup on the plates
shittyidea: Instead of pockets, use your butthole
shittyidea: Roadside acupuncture with drug needles you find on the ground
shittyidea: Society
shittyidea: Smoke detectors that burst into flame instead of beeping, to fight fire with fire
shittyidea: President Clinton
shittyidea: Ensure that 1 in 1000 cars have confetti in place of airbags
shittyidea: Tinder for adoption
shittyidea: A sex toy that complains you’re not meeting it’s needs…
shittyidea: Drying your pet in the microwave
shittyidea: Scroll through tumblr while sitting next to your mom
shittyidea: Chase a shot with another shot
shittyidea: Replace your friend’s incense sticks with sparklers
shittyidea: Start a band called “Cancelled For Tonight”
shittyidea: Have two criminals be the nominees for both of your major political parties
shittyidea: Go into a restaurant you’ve never been to before and ask for your “regular”
shittyidea: Carbonated tomato juice
shittyidea: Playing hokey pokey with your internal organs
shittyidea: Use shards of glass as an exfoliant
shittyidea: Cut your own hair with blunt scissors
shittyidea: Blessed
shittyidea: Work five days a week and spend the other two days trying unsuccessfully to be happy for your entire adult life
shittyidea: Save money on interior decorating by using hundred-dollar bills instead of wallpaper
shittyidea: Wearing these
shittyidea: Snapchat streaks that show how many times you’ve been ignored
shittyidea:An alarm clock that stabs you in the throat if you press snooze
shittyidea: Quitting smoking by picking up alcoholism instead
shittyidea: Twitch drives a school bus
shittyidea: Never leave bed so you can’t fail at anything
shittyidea: Brexit
shittyidea: Put up “wet paint” signs outside every time it rains
shittyidea: Type your career resume in multicoloured comic sans
shittyidea: Developing a crush on someone
shittyidea: Date me
shittyidea:Save your school IDs and look back on how ugly you’ve always been
shittyidea: A ceiling fan that mysteriously detaches every 10 000 rotations
shittyidea: Giving Jar Jar Binks his own film
shittyidea: A limousine that is extremely wide instead of extremely long
shittyidea: Use seahorse power as a metric for boats instead of horsepower
shittyidea: This is wonderful
shittyidea: Allow people to have a temporary driver’s licence so we can judge whether or not they’re good enough to do the driving test
shittyidea: President Trump
