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shittyidea: The day before a job interview, get a tattoo of the company’s logo
shittyidea: A charity for rich kids
shittyidea: Change ‘Cape Town’ to ‘Vape Town’
shittyidea: Only talk in emojis
shittyidea: Buying a snapchat filter for a funeral
shittyidea: Replace your friend’s incense sticks with sparklers
shittyidea: The Bible read by Gilbert Gottfried
shittyidea: Put Reese’s pieces, Skittles, and M&M’s in a bowl…
shittyidea: A country that is run by politicians
shittyidea: President Trump
shittyidea: Watch Fox News
shittyidea: KoRn flakes, like corn flakes, but darker and with pieces of metal throughout
shittyidea: Develop a crush on someone
shittyidea: Flip your condoms inside out when you’re done to get twice the use
shittyidea: Poke a hole in your condom so your mini-me can breathe
shittyidea: Host an armpit fetishists’ convention in Pittsburgh
shittyidea: MournHub, professional and amateur videos of people getting the bad news
shittyidea: Date me
shittyidea: #RichLivesMatter
shittyidea: Sharing a condom with your friend
shittyidea: If your computer freezes, set it on fire
shittyidea: Fill your bag pipes with water in case you get thirsty
shittyidea: Alcohol-free vodka
shittyidea: A raincoat that dissolves in water
shittyidea: Playing hokey pokey with your internal organs
shittyidea: Mayonnaise slushie
shittyidea: A mandatory nine month waiting period before you can get an abortion
shittyidea: Ripping out the page of a book to mark your spot
shittyidea: Quadriplegic cross country races
shittyidea: Roll your windows down during a car wash, so the inside of your car can be cleaned as well
shittyidea: Kidz Bop
shittyidea: Instead of pockets, use your butthole
shittyidea: Check to see if your fire alarm works by setting your house on fire
shittyidea: Do meth instead of math
shittyidea: Volunteer to do the dishes, and then “accidentally” break every single one; your family/roommate/SO will never ask you to do the dishes again
shittyidea: Can’t find our charger? Microwave your phone to charge it!
shittyidea: Assert your dominance at school by telling everyone that you have gum
shittyidea: Put a tea bag in your mouth, then pour in the boiling water
shittyidea: Tattoo your social security number on your hand so you never forget it
shittyidea: Using a banana peel as a condom
shittyidea: This is wonderful
shittyidea: Write your bank PIN on your debit card in case you ever forget it
shittyidea: A reality show about 2 gay Jesus Christ cosplayers living together, called “Jesus Fucking Christ”
shittyidea: Fill a whoopie cushion with gravy for a fun suprise
shittyidea: Emotions of any kind
shittyidea: Agreeing with ignorant anons:
shittyidea: Using hot sauce as lube
shittyidea: Uh yeah right
shittyidea: Name your baby after the sex position in which they were conceived
shittyidea: Hinder: a dating app that matches you with dates in progress nearby so that you can cockblock them
shittyidea: If you do all your driving lessons and pass your test whilst drunk, you should be legally allowed to drunk drive
shittyidea: Use seahorse power as a metric for boats instead of horsepower
shittyidea: Bring a car door everywhere you go; that way, if it gets too hot, you can roll down the window
shittyidea: Hotelicopter
shittyidea: A vagina shaped dildo
shittyidea: Drive super fast in the rain so you can hydroplane right over the potholes and save your suspension
shittyidea: Treat your nipples like pimples
shittyidea: Iggy Azalea’s rap career
