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shittyidea: Call every priest “Daddy” because “Father” is too formal @chlorokin
shittyidea: Brexit
shittyidea: Leaving your bed in the morning
shittyidea:Scream your own name during sex
shittyidea: Touching someone’s body without consent
shittyidea: Install clapper lights in a movie theatre
shittyidea: Use your dealer as a reference on job applications
shittyidea: Destroy every single significant building in the world to ensure there are no more acts of terrorism
shittyidea: Use a paper shredder to trim your pubes
shittyidea: Microwave your phone to charge it
shittyidea: Ads that interrupt skype calls
shittyidea: “Close” the internet during the holidays
shittyidea: Have one 1 out of every 300 jet engines be a regular ceiling fan
shittyidea: Use semen as lube Shitty idea? Or genius use of resources.
shittyidea: Spongebob themed tupperware that’s yellow and filled with holes
shittyidea: Host an armpit fetishists’ convention in Pittsburgh
shittyidea: Buy 17 cats and a single litter box
shittyidea: A ceiling fan that mysteriously detaches every 10 000 rotations
shittyidea: A car with two gas peddles so your life never slows down
shittyidea: Assert your dominance at school by telling everyone that you have gum
shittyidea: To avoid spending money, don’t pay your taxes
shittyidea: A Where’s Waldo audio book
shittyidea: Play volleyball with a bowling ball because it will never run out of air
shittyidea: Movie theaters with windows
shittyidea: Hinder: a dating app that matches you with dates in progress nearby so that you can cockblock them
shittyidea: Playing monopoly with your accountant
shittyidea: Fake man buns
shittyidea: Making decisions based on current emotions
shittyidea: Say you’re an activist but instead of donating or volunteering, just yell at people over the internet
shittyidea: Marijuana incense to mask the smell of smoking weed in your room
shittyidea: Doing everything Cards Against Humanity tells you to do
shittyidea: Call every priest “Daddy” because “Father” is too formal
shittyidea: Go into a restaurant you’ve never been to before and ask for your “regular”
shittyidea: Legalise everything to completely eliminate crime
shittyidea: Titanic: the Iceberg’s perspective
shittyidea: Your social security number as your username
shittyidea: Logging off from tumblr and actually doing stuff
shittyidea: Conserve water by never drinking
shittyidea: Randomly start having an argument with Siri in a public place
shittyidea: Attach nudes to your resume
shittyidea: The American healthcare system
shittyidea: A reality show about 2 gay Jesus Christ cosplayers living together, called “Jesus Fucking Christ”
shittyidea: Putting “Reddit, Tumblr, or 4chan” on your list of interests on a resume
shittyidea: A wine bar that only serves chardonnay and sauvignon blanc, called “Whites Only”
shittyidea: New Facebook feature: like other people Likes
shittyidea: Having your ex husband give you away at your second wedding
shittyidea: Notifications for when people unfollow you
shittyidea: Have an “I’m Feel Lucky” option in a taxi and just let them take you where ever the fuck they want
shittyidea: Join tumblr and stay active on the website
shittyidea: 50¢ beer pints offered at little league games with no limit
shittyidea: Emotions of any kind
shittyidea: The police yell “FREE DRUGS FREE MONEY”, then arrest everyone who’s interested
shittyidea: Give your son a small loan of 1 million dollars
shittyidea: We should temporarily rename a melting glacier the ‘Trump Glacier’ so that he’ll suddenly decide he wants to keep it around I mean…this isn’t exactly a shitty idea.
shittyidea: Scream your own name during sex
shittyidea: If you do all your driving lessons and pass your test whilst drunk, you should be legally allowed to drunk drive
shittyidea: Trump having another 4 years in office
