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shittyidea: An alarm clock that stabs you in the throat if you press snooze
shittyidea: Scratch and sniff hardcore porn magazines
shittyidea: “I’m not the one who submitted cats with human fingers but I loved it so much I decided to create it. I’m horrified.”
shittyidea: Barack and Michelle have another kid and name it “Thanks”
shittyidea: People who do this: Black Lives Matter "All Lives Matter"
shittyidea: A 420 equivalent for heroin and other hard drugs
shittyidea: Self igniting lighter fluid so you don’t need to bring matches
shittyidea: Eat 365 apples in one day so that you dont need to go to the doctor for one whole year
shittyidea: Recreate Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory where instead of candy, everyne is vaping
shittyidea: Drugby (rugby, but with extra drugs)
shittyidea: Hand out remote controls to all moviegoers so if someone needs to pee, they can pause the movie
shittyidea: Put a tea bag in your mouth, then pour in the boiling water
shittyidea: Titanic: the Iceberg’s perspective
shittyidea: Spray febreeze up your anus so that your farts smell good!
shittyidea: Notifications for when people unfollow you
shittyidea: Call every priest “Daddy” because “Father” is too formal
shittyidea: Use the share button on redtube
shittyidea: Donald Trump fleshlight
shittyidea: Basketball played with goalies sitting on the backboard
shittyidea:White feminism ™
shittyidea: Touching every plant on the trail to make sure it isn’t poison ivy
shittyidea: Carpets made of lego
shittyidea: A “Sounds of the Hospital” relaxation CD
shittyidea: Silent letters
shittyidea: The truth
shittyidea: The US leaving the Paris climate agreement
shittyidea: Saying “don’t be sad” or “some people have it worse” to a sad person
shittyidea: Ironing your face to get rid of wrinkles
shittyidea: Buying a new toilet bowl after every time you poop
shittyidea: Eat oatmeal without the water or milk
shittyidea: A microwave that locks and won’t open until the inputed time expires
shittyidea: A bike with no breaks so you get to your destination faster without having to stop
shittyidea: Triggered jokes
shittyidea: Buy all your dairy in stock once a year
shittyidea: Phones that can’t be charged so you have to buy a new one every time it dies
shittyidea: Wanna be Spiderman? Put superglue on your fingers and climb the nearest tall building structure
shittyidea: Drive through a drive-thru window
shittyidea: Let criminals take their own mugshots, called “cell-fies”
shittyidea: Name your kid Micheal
shittyidea: One in every 1,000 tic tacs is a cyanide pill
shittyidea: Don’t wash your dishes… ever.
shittyidea: Take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time
shittyidea: A game that combines ouija and chess, where you make your move, then you wait for the ghost to make its move
shittyidea: Go back to your scene phase
shittyidea: Switch on all lights to know mosquitos you’re there
shittyidea: Smoke cigarettes to quit your e-cig addiction
shittyidea: Cars that run on tear gas
shittyidea: The Alt Right
shittyidea: This
shittyidea: Giving your pet all its food in one day so you don’t have remember to feed it
shittyidea: Replace the moon with another sun
shittyidea: Get married for the tax break
shittyidea: Surprise your barber during a haircut
shittyidea: A yellow pages style book with information on thieves, drug dealers, etc.
shittyidea: Engrave the address on all house keys so somebody can come in and return your keys if you lose them
shittyidea: All-You-Can-Eat delivery
shittyidea: Wear a tampon all month… no period surprise!
shittyidea: Create a Facebook page for your friends newly born child
