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“Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling for you.”
“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”
“I would rob Buckingham Palace just for your amusement.”
“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing files? I seem to have deleted boobs.”
“I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool even if there wasn’t a bomb strapped to you.”
“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”
“I made you coffee. Do you prefer it black or drugged?”
“Just give me a chance and I’ll be Reichen your bed Bach and forth all night.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“You don’t need one of those cats to get lucky tonight.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Based on a suggestion by deeppuddles.
“I never thought heroes existed until I met you.”
“Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?”
“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart out of me.”
“You light up my life like a fairy.” *Make sure you use the proper, high-pitched tone of voice when saying “Like a fairy!”
“I would fake kill myself for your sake.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would jump in front of a death frisbee for you, my dear.”
“I bet I can make your pulse increase and your pupils dilate.”
“I can shoot it so far, not even Vatican Cameos will save you.”
“I may not be The Golem, but I bet I can squeeze the life out of you, if you get what I mean.”
“Dear Jim, I’m in love with you. Won’t you fix it for me?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I would pretend to be drunk just to go for a ride with you.”
“I’ll tease you more than Arwel Wyn Jones.” Submitted by the-improbable-1.
“I want to sleeeeep with you.”
“I’d like to compromise the integrity of your ‘crime scene.’”
“So… I heard you like people who wear long coats, fling themselves through windows, and fake their deaths.”
“I know what a nurse is capable of, but I still say that you’re excessively skilled for one.â€
“If you were one of the reporters outside, I would do so much more than just make tea for you.â€
“Will you be my enemy that I must certainly lose to?â€
“Poetry or truth? Well, if we’re talking about your beauty, I’d say they’re the same thing.â€
“I must be Moriarty, because I can live without the back of my head easier than I can live without you.â€
“I heard you have a mouth like a crimson wound. Shall I kiss it better for you?â€
“Hounds freak me out. You should show me your pussy instead.â€
“Are you Moriarty? Because I’m looking for a maths professor to multiply with.â€
“I wanna give you the ol’ Raz-zle dazzle.â€
“If you left me, my heart would shatter like the six busts of Margaret Thatcher.â€
“Forget the morgue. My real favorite room is your bedroom.”
“Whenever I’m in your arms, I feel more secure than Sherrinford.”
“Wanna find out why my code name is Love?”
“I must be a Patience Grenade. Every move you make makes me about to blow.”
“My heart isn’t much of a target, but Cupid still managed to hit it when I first laid eyes on you.”
I knew this year’s Valentine’s Day comic had to be Euriarty-related, and this seemed very funny at 3 a.m.Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!~ Froggy, your admin <3
“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to slap my ‘D-notice’ on your ‘incident.’“
“Are you my flash drive? Because I would smash six busts of Margaret Thatcher just to get you back.”
“Are you the R in A.G.R.A.? Because you’re the rose of my world.”
“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”
“You’re cooler than a dangerous breakfast.”
“How anyone could not love you is harder to figure out than how an old lady could die of hypothermia in a sauna.”
“If you were a Power Ranger action figure, I would pretend my bed was Charlie Welsborough’s car just so I could tie you to it.”
“Forget Victor Trevor. Next time you chain me up, a very different kind of bone is going to emerge.”
“I can’t keep my knackered, weary, old eyes off of you.”
“Are you Victor Trevor? Because whenever I’m with you, all around me is well.”
The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number of notes.I just realized I never did a photoset for this episode! #FlashbackFriday?
The best of The Six Thatchers pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The best of The Lying Detective pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
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that-walking-travesty: geekishchic: reapersun: ~We both love him, so what’s the problem?~ ship who you want but don’t hate on “threateners” just because they’re coming between your non-canon ship. The whole point is that it’s a PRETEND
Sherlock's attractiveness throughout the seasons
onthelosingside: anigrrrl2: strictly-sherlock: maynik: nikiniki97: THIS ^ Martin’s little nod at the end omg jfc we need season 3 jlf we need season 4 #The eternal cry of the Sherlock fandom#WE NEED A SEASON#PLEASE HELP
Sherlock Holmes according to character tropes: season 3