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“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t stopped me from caring about you.”
“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”
“Wanna see where my division really is?” Submitted by itsnotokaytolickyourfriends.
“Wanna see MY crown jewels?” Submitted by custardcreems.
“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”
“I’d like to get a double room in Dartmoor with you.”
“Will you be my division?”
“If you were my holiday, I wouldn’t need to fancy another one.”
“My dick is so huge, my doggy style is referred to as Baskerville Hound style.”
“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”
“Rank isn’t the only thing I enjoy pulling.” Submitted by custardcreems.
“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Mind if I stick my ‘umbrella’ in your 'division’?”
“Are you for men? Because I’d like to wear you… on my penis.”
“Want to see what else I keep hidden in my bra?”
“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman woman!”
“England would fall if you left me.”
“I would make you scream my name even if we were in the Diogenes Club.”
“I’d go on a second date with you even if we got kidnapped by Chinese smugglers during our first.”
“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you how much fun we can have in the back seat of this car?”
“I may be a blind banker, but I bet I can make you fall for me with two seconds of silence.”
“I would give you the good pill every time.”
“Excuse me, but did you say ‘Fuck the police’? You must be my division.”
“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing else.”
“I’m what people DO!”
“Will you be my live-in normal?”
“I have an app that can steal anything… including your heart.”
“How do you feel about Hamish for a baby name?”
“Why should you choose me? Well, I am my own least irritating officer.”
“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your face.’ Want me to prove it?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to. You’re the one I’m sexting.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted Anthea sexting.
“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned out to be a gay, consulting criminal.”
“I would wait a year and a half just to serenade you with my Bee Gees ringtone.”
“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever and all that, but you could just booty call me. On my phone.”
“I would never chase some killer while trying to get off with you.”
“Wanna wear matching outfits? I’m putting on my battle dress.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor– I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”
“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”
“My division is the one between your legs.”
“Do you want to see what else I could present for your pleasure?” Submitted by the-improbable-1.
“If you were my day to die, I could never get a better offer.”
“If Moriarty was about to murder you, I would give him a call.”
“A Black Lotus flower isn’t the only thing I can put in your mouth.”
“I’m not your type? Don’t worry– I’m sooooo changeable.”
“I would stop wearing Westwood just to get your attention.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Can we go to your place? There’s a consulting criminal storyteller hiding at mine.”
“Bond Air isn’t my only ‘jumbo jet,’ if you get what I mean.”
“Don’t worry if I shout ‘Damn my leg!’ My third leg is still perfectly functional.”
“You light up my life like a Baskerville rabbit.”
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me and asked me to spy on my flatmate.”
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“My feelings for you are so clear, not even the impossibly imbecilic Scotland Yard could be confused about them.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s car? Because I wanna take you for a ride.â€
“I would smile at you on a bus even if you didn’t have a daisy behind your ear.â€
“I have a problem… and there is only one way that I can solve it… I need to kiss someone.â€
“Show me your Lady Bracknell and I’ll give you my salty seaman.”Submitted (with photo suggestion) by a user who requested to remain anonymous.
“If you came to my house in the middle of the night, my umbrella sword isn’t the only thing I’d be whipping out.”
“Are you the well that Victor Trevor died in? Because I’m about to go deep inside you and feel how wet you are.”
“I could never forget you, even if my dad gave me TD12.”
“I find you more fascinating than an unmoving Toby.”
