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“You do count… Even if I didn’t need a suicide assistant.”
“My idea of a romantic lunch date: Two bags of Quavers and analyzing dirt!”
“Do I have any ideas of what I’d like to do to you? Eight, so far.” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“I’d like to snuggle under a blanket with you even if we weren’t in shock.”
“I think you’re neater than poisoned children.”
“I can’t take my eyes off of you… No, really. I can’t. It’s for an experiment.”
“If I dress up as a museum security guard, will you let me inspect the work of art in your pants?”
“I’d like to conduct a Study in your Pink.”
“When I told you to take my card, I meant my V-card.”
“I like the ball that I brought to Bart’s, but I’d much rather play with your balls.”
“You had me at ‘How fresh?’” Submitted by mykittyisbeautiful.
“Let me unwrap you like this mercury-laced candy.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each other go out and have fun.”
“Wanna know how I suddenly became Mr. Sex?”
“I would ‘coordinate’ with you and a pair of handcuffs in a dark alley anytime.”
“I didn’t need five minutes to feel that we had a special something.”
“Forget outliving four people– let me show you the most fun you can have with or without an aneurysm.”
“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel, and that’s not just the shock talking.”
“I would care if your life was at stake, even if it didn’t help save you.”
“You are far more than a seven, therefore I would leave the flat for you.”
“You are more indispensable than my homeless network.”
“I would sniff your second hand smoke even if I wasn’t going through cigarette withdrawals.”
“Are you holding my heart at gunpoint? Because I think I’m falling for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I don’t care if you boast a lot– I’ll still tell you bedtime stories.”
“I’m crazy for you, and not in a Project H.O.U.N.D. kind of way.” One of my real-life friends suggested a “crazy for you” line with Henry a long time ago, but I can’t remember which one, sooooo… This is me not
“I bet I can keep you wetter than Soo Lin Yao’s teapots.”
“You’re more valuable to me than a nine million pound jade hairpin.”
“I’ve been lonely ever since you ensured my husband’s execution.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would show off at your trial just to get locked in a cell with you.”
“Since you blew your nose on the lady from the train’s number, would you like mine instead?” Submitted by anonymous.
“Even if I knew nothing about you, I would flat share with you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Even if I was the St. Bart’s traffic cone, I wouldn’t tell you to slow down.”
“The fridge? Please, I know a better place for you to put your fingers.”
“I couldn’t keep my eyes off of you, so I had to put them in the microwave.”
“Instead of jumping off of Bart’s, how about jumping into my bed?”
“If you broke into my flat for a tea party, I would let you sit in my chair.”
“On my face. Come at once, if convenient. If inconvenient, come anyway.”
“I would ensure your husband’s death in Florida just to be with you.”
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“The Sign of 3? I prefer the Sign of <3”
“I’d let you ride my tube with your harpoon.” Submitted (with photo) by Carrie (no username). (Admin’s note: Yes, I realize this screencap has been used before, but it was a photo submission, so I just rolled with it.)
“Without you, my heart feels as empty as my hearse.”
“I’d smile and wink at you even if it didn’t humanize me.”
“Don’t worry, I’m no London ambulance. I take longer than eight minutes to come.”
“I’ve got some pictures for you as a treat… And I’m not talking about the ones I showed Archie.”
“Us meeting couldn’t be coincidence. The universe is rarely so lazy.”
“I would never put the doorbell in the fridge if you were the one ringing it.”
“Without you, I get so bored that I start shooting walls.”
“You give me life, and not just because Lazarus is go.”
“Let’s have a relationship that’s in a good place and very affirming.”
“You make me more speechless than John asking me to be his best man.”
“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”
“I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on holiday.”
“When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?”
“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window.”
“I calculate that there are thirteen possibilities once I invite you into my bedroom.”
“Are you a train car in Sumatra? Because you are the bomb.”
“I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had with the prime minister.”
“I would spend the night at your place even if it was a scuzz dump.”
