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“Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it.”
“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t need the space.”
“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be petting.”
“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t mean like Claudette Bruhl.”
“I think about Redbeard when I want to calm down, but I think about you when I want to get excited.”
“When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just talking about the murder charge.”
“I.O.U. a fall… into my bed.”
“If you were my drug, I wouldn’t need a case to justify doing you.”
“I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for you.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted by madspades.
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“I would kick my parents out if you came over.”
“I love you more than Carl Powers loved his shoes.”
“My love for you isn’t like Lord Moran’s bomb– it doesn’t have an off switch.”
“Wanna see my secret tattoo?”
“I would punch the chief superintendent just because he called you a weirdo.”
“You make me blush so much, my face is the same color as Jennifer Wilson’s wardrobe.”
“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into your cleavage.”
“I always hear ‘suck my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me orgasm.”
“Forget Andrew West’s missile plans… The real missile is the one in my pants.”
“What’s your star sign? I don’t know mine because I deleted the solar system.”
“I hope our relationship lasts longer than John’s mustache.”
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“You’re the only cabbie whose head is not the only thing I want to see.” Submitted by unicorn-enthusiast.
“Lestrade will find his division before I find someone better than you.”
“I know your friends don’t all hate you. I only wrote that essay so I could have you all to myself.”
“You are a man, and good at it… but I think you’d be even better at being my man.”
“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”
“I’m not a dragon for you to slay… I’m a dragon for you to lay.”
“Do you like solving crimes? Because I’ve got a vacancy.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Brainy’s the new sexy, but your looks are just old fashioned sexy.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side. I guess I’m a loser now.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Judging by the turn-ups on your jeans, you’d be a pretty good father to my children.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“So, you say you’re on fire… Sounds like you need my hose.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“I’d rip your clothes off in a darkened swimming pool even if people would talk.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“My death may have been fake, but my love for you is real.”
“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m upgrading your surveillance status to grade three active.”
“I would stop your cab just to welcome you to London.”
“Why keep your eyeballs in the microwave when you can keep them on me?”
“The skull on the mantle isn’t the only bone I’d like to take.”
“Take me up against the Reichenbach Wall.”
“Mary’s bullet isn’t the only thing that should have penetrated me.”Based on a suggestion by jc-cumberbatch.
“You are more eloquent than dust.”
“Will you have coffee with me if I refresh my lipstick a bit?”
“I would let you stop my cab even if I wasn’t the serial killer you were looking for.”
“Me wearing antlers is best left to the imagination, but me wearing nothing at all is a must-see.”
“You don’t need a fake drugs bust to get into my flat.”
“Forget the giant blue air mattress… Next time you fake your death, you should jump into my bed.”
“The fact that I’ve always loved dancing isn’t the only thing I’ll let you in on.”
“Are you a blonde drug smuggler? Because I’d disguise myself as a monk just to see your face.â€
“Magnussen saw that my weakness is you.â€Submitted by anonymous.
“Let’s meet at the pool where Carl Powers died… and then go skinnydipping.â€
“If I said I didn’t love you, it would be a bigger lie than Connie Prince’s age.â€
“I’m hung better than the dummy in our living room.â€
“A nice murder normally cheers me up, but it seems like you’ve brightened my day already.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“One more miracle, for me, please… Don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“You should pop ‘round to Baker Street. Who knows? Something might jump out of my pants.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“It’s okay– you don’t have to wear makeup or a dress to compensate for the size of your mouth and breasts.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock over your petri dish and slip my number under it.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
