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“My coat isn’t the only thing that’s pink and wet.”
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s heart, but I’ll gladly tell you about mine.”
“I can’t have U.M.Q.R.A. without U.”
“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t fuck men… You know, I make many exceptions when I’m around you.” Submitted by Viljatuuli (no username).
“I would spend all of my free time with you in the back of Mycroft’s limousine.” Submitted (with photo) by suddenlyshort.
“Come with me and your teapot collection won’t be the only thing getting wet.” Based on a suggestion by scripturientjester.
“Not sure about having chemistry with me? Don’t worry, I’m an excellent chemist.”
“You’re so great, even my shirt is giving you thumbs up.”
“I’m going to write you a love letter… I don’t have to prove it; I just have to print it.”
“I don’t mind if you’re on your period… We’ll just call it an Urban Bloodlust Frenzy.”
“I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one.”
“My last name may be Small, but my dick is huge.”
“I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because you’ve melted my heart.”
“I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs.”
“Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents.”
“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about my hip.”
“I would solve a skip code and steal a motorcycle for you.”
“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.”
“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already the most beautiful thing in the world.”
“Let’s adopt cats together… Hounds drive me crazy.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“Makeover queen? No, I’m the makeout queen.”
“My love for you is bigger than Henry Knight’s house.”
“You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.”
“You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just met Magnussen.”
“My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A. flash drive.”
“May the problems of your future be my privilege?”
“The thought of being without you scares me more than a Baskerville Hound.”
“I think you’re cooler than the head in our fridge.”
“Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.”
“Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d like to fondle your testicles.”
“You’re the West to my Wood.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll never have to handle a broken heart.”
“You’re hotter than The Dynamics of Combustion.”
“Let’s multiply like Bluebell.”
“I bet I can make you thirstier than Greg alone at a wedding.”
“You don’t need to be Kate Middleton for me to treat you like royalty.”
Your admin ran out of photoset ideas for this week, so here’s the Random Sexy Extra from The Blind Banker 10 times.
“Is recreational scolding your division?”
“You don’t have to show me beheadings to get a hug from me.”
“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”
“You’ve seen what these fingernails can do to a wood floor… Would you like me to leave some claw marks on your back?”
“I would take off my clothes for you even if it was going to kill me.”
“Who hunts in the middle of a crowd? Me on my way to steal yo girl.”
“I always choose the right pill… Tonight I think it’ll be the Little Blue Pill.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“You know how most days aren’t good days? This is a good day… because I’m with you.”
“The fandom may call me Cupid, but I need some lovin’ of my own too.”
“Break-ins aren’t my division, but I’ll make an exception if you wanna break into my bedroom.”
“Your face isn’t the only part of you I’d like to lick.”
“I would go on a romantic getaway with you even if I had to take Flight 007.”
“Your mustache ages you… Good thing I like older men.”
“Your beauty is indescribable… No, seriously. I got killed because I started to describe you.â€
“I’m such an animal in the bedroom, you’re gonna mistake me for a Baskerville experiment.â€
“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about banging something other than my tea on the table?â€
“Your eyes are more colorful than John’s Christmas jumper.â€
“You can’t be allowed to continue being single. You just can’t.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll need a blanket.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Are you a Baskerville Hound? Because you’ve been taking over my mind.â€
“So, I heard you want the D… and I don’t mean your division.â€
“I don’t care if you’re wearing ‘gay’ underwear… I’m about to rip it off of you anyway.â€
“I would let you take a bite of my Appledore.â€
