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“If I deduced everything in your life from your alcoholic sibling to your military service, would you come home with me? Forever?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You can see any body in this morgue. Especially mine!” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’d fight a thousand mermaids just to be by your side.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Credit to geothebio for the doodle.
“I don’t know anything about the stars unless they’re the ones in your eyes.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I got the milk.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Come with me and I’ll make sure the Hound isn’t the only thing howling.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”
“I would rob Buckingham Palace just for your amusement.”
“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing files? I seem to have deleted boobs.”
“I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool even if there wasn’t a bomb strapped to you.”
“I need someone to take my measurements. Care to volunteer?”
“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”
“Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?”
“If I had a chin for every time I thought of you, I’d have no friends.”
“I made you coffee. Do you prefer it black or drugged?”
“Just give me a chance and I’ll be Reichen your bed Bach and forth all night.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“You don’t need one of those cats to get lucky tonight.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Based on a suggestion by deeppuddles.
“Even if you were a serial killer, I’d ride in your cab.” Submitted by crimescenegiggle.
“Be the Mrs. Hudson to my skull. By which I mean I want you to take me.” Submitted by deeppuddles.
“Let’s get under this blanket and give everyone a shock.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You are such a brilliant conductor of light, not even Bluebell can glow as bright as you.”
“I never thought heroes existed until I met you.”
“Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?”
“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart out of me.”
“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and let you lick it off?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I love you more than Mycroft loves cake.” Submitted by moikaywayspetunicorn.
“Let’s REALLY make people talk.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Whenever I’m with you, I’m hornier than Anderson in a triceratops costume.”
“You light up my life like a fairy.” *Make sure you use the proper, high-pitched tone of voice when saying “Like a fairy!”
“I would fake kill myself for your sake.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would jump in front of a death frisbee for you, my dear.”
“You’re going to need a shock blanket when I’m finished with you.” Submitted (with photo) by i-am-s-h-e-r-l-o-c-k-e-d.
“I bet I can make your pulse increase and your pupils dilate.”
“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about the one in the fridge.”
“I would read your blog even if it wasn’t about me.”
“I’m married to my work, but I’d divorce it for you.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I ♥ U” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“If you’d let me, I’d twiddle you all day and night.”
“I’ve never been jealous of a shirt before.” Submitted by insertpoeticdevice.
“Wanna see firsthand what my purple shirt is made of?”
