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“What are you doing? Get back into the cage I made for you!” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Sherlock isn’t a fraud, and so isn’t my love for you.” Submitted by thecagedbirdwithasong.
“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have dinner.”
Aw, thank you! Gatiss does do a pretty excellent cheeky smile, haha. (Click here for the pick-up line being referred to.)
Submitted by aladyking: I laughed because the minute I read that the John Shimeji started pouting. John: “Damn Sherlock always leaving me behind.” OH MY GOD. I swear these things are sentient.
Submitted by nobirdstofly: John just crawled on top of Sherlock’s head… He just wants a piggyback ride!
“I’m Sherlock’s biggest fan. Wanna see how big?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I don’t consult you just because I’m desperate.”
nobetrayalnojudgementnofear: I love Omegle xD Oh God, I love this one. I totally read it in John and Sherlock’s voices XD
"Teh Sex Room": A Sherlock/The Room Crossover Fic
“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to. You’re the one I’m sexting.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted Anthea sexting.
I just uploaded four more t-shirt designs, all featuring John pick-up lines. Click here to see all of the t-shirts, and don’t forget that you can also get umbrellas here. I’ll keep updating you guys as I add more!
Just uploaded three new iPhone cases! Two of them feature John pick-up lines over John’s oatmeal jumper (like above), and there’s also a Mycroft one. Enjoy :)
“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’”
Okay, guys! Lots of new merchandise up now! First of all, I’ve added a new iPhone cover to my RedBubble store. This is the first of my iPhone covers to use a pick-up line that hasn’t appeared on a t-shirt yet. Now, in addition to RedBubble
So I was looking for Shrock on YouTube, because until I got that message a couple days ago I never really thought about it. I mean, I already knew about Wrock and Trock, plus I had heard plenty of Sherlock-themed parodies on Tumblr, so I figured it probab
ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up lines with the most notes from whatever category I’m spotlighting are the ones that get put in the photoset. But today’s my birthday so SCREW THAT, I’M JUST POSTING MY FAVOR
AH! Thank you so much! I still can’t believe that some people go through the entire blog! :D I intend to keep going as long as the Sherlock fandom is on Tumblr!
“Are we doing it? Have we done it?”
“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant in bed.”
Me (Sherlock): The pants and Purple Shirt of Sex were borrowed from my friend Beth, so I have no clue where they were bought. The deerstalker was in a Halloween store for บ. I can’t remember what the store was called, (it wasn’t Spirit),
justonehellofafangirl: Me and my girlfriend using Sherlock related stuff to flirt with each other. Definitely the new sexy best relationship ever Thank you, Froggy, for your awesome blog which can finally come to use in real life!  AAAAAAAHHHHH,
Happy Halloween, followers! I made this blog’s very first pick-up line comic for you! :) And yes, that is Harry Potter font.
I didn’t make a graphic since it’s not Sherlock, but I’m posting anyway because it’s still Benedict/Martin. And also because it’s hilarious.
“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t the only ones I have a theory about.”
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, followers! Sorry it’s not very pick-up liney, but I kinda threw this together at last minute >_<
This is a professional blog now. Instead of posting silly pick-up lines, we are going to have rousing discussions about taxes and global warming.
The best of the villains, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (excluding Moriarty because otherwise he’d be the entire photoset).
“I bet I can make you come in less the time Sherlock’s exile took.”
Hey guys! I’m working on new t-shirt designs because my current ones aren’t selling too well, plus I wanted to come up with a generic Sherlocky graphic that I could pair any pick-up line with. Do you guys like the look of these? And which
“Maybe I won’t shave for Sherlock, but I’d definitely shave for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I love you more than Sherlock loves dancing.”
Looky what I found while grabbing a screencap for today’s pick-up line!
The best of minor characters, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Sign of Three, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
Now that February is upon us, I thought I should announce again that Sherlock-themed valentines are now for sale in my Cafe Press store for 50 cents each! (And I believe the website gives you a discount if you buy a lot of them.)Find them all here. There&
Here you go, Tumblr! Your annual Valentine’s Day video! I looked at all of your requests and tried to put together a sort of compromise.In case you’re curious why I chose the pick-up lines I did, these are the top 10 (based on number of notes)
This is just a test to see whether or not I’m able to upload photos. If you can see this, it means our wi-fi is finally 100% functional, and you will have a new pick-up line on schedule again starting tonight!I’m so sorry for leaving you guys hanging
“I’ve not been murdered yet, but I’ll die if you don’t love me back.â€
“Seeing how much I love you? That wouldn’t exactly take Sherlock Holmes.â€
“You’re the stars to my Sherlock: I think you’re beautiful even when I don’t understand you.â€
“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock in a deerstalker.â€
“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps experiments in it. Shall I take you out to dinner instead?â€
“Wanna try some roleplaying? You’re Sherlock Holmes. Wear the damn hat.â€
“If I had an unsolved murder for every time I thought of you, I’d be Scotland Yard without Sherlock.â€
“Finding someone as beautiful as you is more difficult than getting Sherlock to follow the rules of Cluedo.â€
“When I’m through with you, you’ll have a harder time walking than Sherlock after being drugged by Irene Adler.â€
“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly Hooper, and twenty-five at most tramps.â€
“Will you be the experiment to my Sherlock? I want to do you in the kitchen.â€
“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want you inside of me with no clothes on.â€
“Will you be the Bart’s Hospital to my Sherlock? I want to be on top of you.â€
“You make me feel higher than Sherlock overdosing on a jet.â€
Okay, folks. Let’s talk about the keychains some more.Above I put a badly Photoshopped idea of what they should look like, as well as a few random examples with different pick-up lines. (Sorry the London scene is all wibbly– I put a paintbrush
“Are you Mrs. Hudson? Because I need to give you more lines… More pick-up lines, that is.â€(This one got a bit meta, haha.)
“Are you Sherlock Holmes? Because I wanna see you shake your mind pal-ass.â€
“Humiliating Sherlock may be by far the greater pleasure, but you are by far the greatest pleasure.â€
As per tradition, here is your Valentine’s Day video!The Sherlock fandom has changed a lot. It used to be all crack, but nowadays it seems like the crack has mostly been replaced with salt. So where does that leave a cracky blogger like me?A more importan
The best of Mrs. Hudson pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
sherlock 1: “this is my chair pick a different chair” sherlock 2: “I’M the guest, i get whichever chair i want” watsons: “…children…” there were a bunch of other requests for something like this
