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“Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling for you.”
“Fuck me! I won a BAFTA!”
“I would let you take me hostage even if you didn’t have a gun pointed at my head.”
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“Whenever I’m apart from you, I’m bluer than my scarf.”
“I’ll tease you more than Arwel Wyn Jones.” Submitted by the-improbable-1.
“You are the grape of my eye. Apples are boring.” Submitted by bandofbaskets.
“I’d like my last vow to be ’‘Til death do us part.’”
“I would shave for you.”
“The only looks I want to be clueing for are yours.”
“I don’t just have wood for you… I have pipe/tube/wotsit thingamebob for you.”
“I want to sleeeeep with you.”
“Forget the egg chair… You should sitty thing on my face.”
“I’d like to compromise the integrity of your ‘crime scene.’”
Okay guys, I got some of the new t-shirt designs up! There are six so far, but I’m planning on adding more over the next few days. (I’ve also lowered the prices on all of my t-shirts!) “Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m
Five more t-shirts now available! “Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?” “Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.” “I made you some shoes.” “I bet I can make your
“I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so please understand what I mean when I say that my name is actually a girl’s name.”
Wedding versus stag night. (These aren’t based on number of notes or anything– this is just your admin having fun.)
“I heard you like a man in uniform, so I keep mine on even when it tries to kill me.”
“Wanna know why my Belstaff coat is so long?” Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
Update on the valentines! So here’s what I’m thinking for the design. I know it’s pretty simplistic, but bear in mind these are fairly small cards, so if I made them too image-heavy the text would be difficult to read. Still, I welcome
More valentine updates! All of your requests are now in stock for 50 cents each at my CafePress store! This doesn’t mean it’s too late to request though– I’m planning on adding more tomorrow, and probably the next few days after
MORE VALENTINE CARDS NOW IN STOCK! “Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?” “It’s a good thing I find breathing boring, because you take my breath away.” “I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each other go out and have fun.&
Even more valentines now in stock! (Unless I get more requests, this will probably be my last batch.) “Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling for you.” “I regret deleting the solar system, because you are out of this
The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s appeared in more than one season, (based on number of notes).Thank you guys so much for 50,000 followers!!!!! <3
“If you think the illustrator’s out of control, you should see me in the bedroom.â€
Happy Halloween, followers! Sorry again I had to upload this so late. (And yes, that’s a Goomba on Sherlock’s face. I was gonna do a Luigi hat, but that would have been too predictable.)
“I’m so good with women, I don’t just get their phone numbers… I get their phones.â€
“I’m sorry I keep calling you Graham. It’s because I want s’more of you.â€
“My feelings for you are so clear, not even the impossibly imbecilic Scotland Yard could be confused about them.â€
Happy Easter, everyone! That Cumberbunny is a real thing, by the way…
“Are you Moriarty? Because I’m looking for a maths professor to multiply with.â€
Hey all! Sorry I haven’t posted the last couple of days. It was my birthday weekend so I was either too busy or too drunk to get online.LOOK WHAT’S HERE THOUGH!!!!!!! Made my birthday so much better! :D
“If you left me, my heart would shatter like the six busts of Margaret Thatcher.â€
I knew this year’s Valentine’s Day comic had to be Euriarty-related, and this seemed very funny at 3 a.m.Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!~ Froggy, your admin <3
“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to slap my ‘D-notice’ on your ‘incident.’“
“Are you my flash drive? Because I would smash six busts of Margaret Thatcher just to get you back.”
“Are you the R in A.G.R.A.? Because you’re the rose of my world.”
“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”
“You’re cooler than a dangerous breakfast.”
“Are you an unanswered question on my mantle? Because I want to stab you… with my penis.”
“How anyone could not love you is harder to figure out than how an old lady could die of hypothermia in a sauna.”
“Forget Victor Trevor. Next time you chain me up, a very different kind of bone is going to emerge.”
“I can’t keep my knackered, weary, old eyes off of you.”
“Deciding whether Lady Smallwood’s first name should be Elizabeth or Alicia is hard, but not as hard as my cock.”
“Are you Victor Trevor? Because whenever I’m with you, all around me is well.”
The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number of notes.I just realized I never did a photoset for this episode! #FlashbackFriday?
The best of The Six Thatchers pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The best of The Lying Detective pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
Poor Perry. First the panda and now this…Okay, this one’s totally self-indulgent and I apologize. I just finished watching Phineas and Ferb in its entirety not long ago and I have a lot of Doofenshmirtz feels. I swear the self-insert wasn’t
The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous people.
“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you can have me without a word.”Based on a suggestion by @madspades.
mystradedoodles: Trick or Treat.. to be honest anything at all. I am far too in love with you to cope if mine got picked. For the sake of the muse: Sherlock or Mycroft as Muses. Jawn can be.. a faun or somthing. (Sheeetlock 8D)
roane72: Title: “Cypher” Author: roane Rating: Mature Word Count: 2,438 Summary: When Sherlock fails to solve a case in time, John will need to be there to pick up the pieces. Notes: This is for reapersun, who won me in the Fuck Yeah Johnlock Fanfic
swatlock: Pick a colour and a character Sherlock in Yellow Black for Nicole Beautiful !!
popcultureprodigy: holmesiswheretheheartis: #Pretended to shoot myself in the face#Sherlock actually jumped off of a building#Some people can’t take a joke #Seb was supposed to pick me up 20 minutes ago #John came for Sherlock #Seb forgot about me
adailypickupline: You’re the mystery I’ve been searching for. Instagram
