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“Undercover about my feelings for you? WELL I’M NOT NOW!”
“Are you the East Wind? Because I’d let you take me in the end… in the rear end, that is.”
“Let’s do a procedure where the participants tend to know each other and it’s over when one of them’s dead… No, I’m not talking about murder.”
“Even if you told me that the Western world is run from a single house, I’d still want to talk about dinner.”
“The game is never over. I want to play with you forever.”
“I’d let you contaminate my ‘crime scene.’” Submitted by anonymous.
“Appearing in my mind palace while I’m unconscious? I believe that makes you the man of my dreams.”
“Those things’ll kill you… I know what you should put in your mouth instead.”
“I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m busy.” Submitted by anonymous.
“My mouth is big enough for fourteen cigarettes. Wanna see what else can fit in it?”
“I would jump out of a cake for you even if I wasn’t revealing that I faked my death.”
“I still love you even though your mustache doesn’t rub off.”
“Let’s throw a dummy off a roof, fake our deaths, and make out.”
“The Headless Nun was only headless because she hadn’t met me… I’m excellent at giving head.”
“I would let you call me Sherl.”
“The game is something, but you are everything.”
“My friendship isn’t the only thing that can give you warmth and constancy.”
“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets for the hashtag, which LATER BECAME CANON.)
“I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else.”
“You always feel love, but you don’t have to fear it.”
“When I asked if you came for me, I didn’t just mean to the drug den.”
“We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just because we pulled you out of a bonfire.”
“Wanna go have a drink on every street where we found a corpse?”
“The game is on… Will you play with me?”
“If you’re Henry Knight, can I be your Henry Steed?”
“You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.”
“Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique.”
“You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s comics.”
“People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.”
“You could make me feel alive even if I were one of Molly’s cadavers.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“Don’t hate the dragon slayer. Hate the game.”
“My anaconda don’t want none unless you got glow-in-the-dark buns, hun.”
“Which hurt more: When you fell from Bart’s or when you fell from Heaven?”
Merry Christmas (or whatever you celebrate), Tumblr! Here is the source for the “missile toe” image.
“My mind palace can’t even contain how much I think about you.”
“I would blow up your wall to get to you.”Suggested by my dad, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and I’m not talking about the puzzle Moriarty sent me.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea
“Nice Reichen-rack.â€
“I would help fix the afferent neurons in your peripheral nervous system.â€
“You’re not like Magnussen’s spectacles… You are anything but ordinary.â€
