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“Sorry about all the music. I play the violin when I’m thinking, and I can’t stop thinking about you.â€
“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.â€(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlock’s font instead of John’s, even though John’s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up
Happy Halloween, followers! Sorry again I had to upload this so late. (And yes, that’s a Goomba on Sherlock’s face. I was gonna do a Luigi hat, but that would have been too predictable.)
“Forget the pigeon from The Blind Banker. If you want to see a bird, let me show you my cock.â€
“My love for you is deeper than Sherlock’s voice.â€
“Your beauty is to die for… or at least fake die for so Moriarty’s sniper doesn’t shoot you.â€
“Your feelings for me are more obvious than the password on John’s computer.â€
“Fighting off a swordsman isn’t the only thing I’d like to do on my kitchen table.â€
“I think you look cool even when you don’t turn your coat collar up.â€
“Are you four serial suicides and a note? Because I jump for joy whenever I hear about you.â€
“You are a work of art, with or without the Van Buren Supernova.â€
“You’re fancier than the restaurant John tried to propose to Mary in.â€
“Sherlock knows more about the solar system than you do about me… Want to fix that?â€
“I would half kill a man because he laid a finger on you.â€
“Are you the cabbie’s good pill? Because I’ll happily swallow for you.â€
“Is your name Irene Adler? Because I want to see you naked even though we just met.â€
“I want to buy you a Christmas present that matches my lipstick.â€
“People don’t really go to Heaven when they die. They’re taken to a special room and burned. When they actually go to Heaven is when they see your face.â€
“I would say sweet things to you even if I knew that bombs have off switches.â€
“Tie me up like a Serbian with a cheating wife and no electricity in his bathroom would.â€
“I bet I could deduce your sexual orientation even if you weren’t wearing underwear.â€
“Are you my mind palace? Because I want to kick everyone out of the room and get inside you.â€
“Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse isn’t the only thing that’s going to be rising tonight.â€
“Nobody has more features of interest than you.â€
“You are the crack in my lens.â€
“This pistol isn’t the only thing I’d like on the tip of my tongue.â€
“Are you a gong? Or a touch of the dramatic? Because I could never resist you.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s grave? Because I dig you.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s wedding song? Because I could never forget you.â€
“Are you Irene Adler? Because I’d like to keep a picture of you in my pocket watch.â€Based on a suggestion by @cat-n-claw.
“I could break every bone in your body while naming them, but right now there’s only one bone of yours I’m interested in.â€
“I may not be a corpse, but I would let you whip me even if there wasn’t a medical point to it.â€
“Suicide as street theatre and murder by corpse aren’t the only ways I can spoil you.â€
“May I be your unsavory companion of dubious morals?â€
“Holmes says that the fair sex is my department. Shall I prove it?â€
“Criminal masterminds don’t really have special outfits, but I’ll make an exception for you in the bedroom.â€
“You’re clearly acclimatized to never getting to the end of a sentence. I could give you something else to do with your mouth, if you’d like.â€
“Forget the hanging in Wandsworth– I’d like to take a ‘professional’ interest in how well you’re hung.â€
“Unprincipled drug addict or not, I’ll gladly be your gentleman hero.â€
“I would give you dancing lessons even if it meant your Sign Language needed work.â€
“Are you a future world? Because I have a conjecture of how I might fit inside you.â€
“Sitting in the Carmichaels’ greenhouse isn’t the only thing we can do together that’s murder on the knees.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s ghost? Because I want you to be my boo.â€
“I would kick Moriarty over a waterfall for you.â€
“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade could work them out.â€
“I must go deep into myself to solve this case… but first I’d like to be deep into you.â€
“Are you the Carmichaels’ broken window? Because there’s only one of you.â€
“I don’t care whether you’re a Viennese alienist or a retired army surgeon– you can ask me any curious questions you like.â€
“If Moriarty suggested that you and I elope, I would not find it impertinent or offensive.â€
“Forget literary criticism by means of satire. I won’t be talking because my mouth will be preoccupied.â€
“The only papers I want floating in my mind palace are love letters from you.â€
“I’m a storyteller. I know when I’m in one. And meeting you was clearly my happily ever after.â€
“Communicating in the Diogenes Club isn’t the only thing I can do with these hands.â€
“I would leave a note at the scene of a crime I didn’t commit just to ask if you missed me.â€
“I may have addressed over forty percent of my remarks to your decanter, but what I’m really thirsty for is you.â€
“Is your name Hooper? Because you’d be the most beautiful woman in the room even if you had a mustache.â€
“Are you a loaded firearm in the pocket of my dressing gown? Because I want to finger you.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti? Because you got my attention in very efficient fashion.â€
“Your admirably high arches aren’t the only thing I noticed as soon as you stepped into the room.â€
“From a drop of water, a logician should be able to infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara, but they’re gonna need a hell of a lot more than that to infer how wet I can make you.â€