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“Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling for you.”
“Fuck me! I won a BAFTA!”
“If I deduced everything in your life from your alcoholic sibling to your military service, would you come home with me? Forever?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You can see any body in this morgue. Especially mine!” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I don’t know anything about the stars unless they’re the ones in your eyes.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I got the milk.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Come with me and I’ll make sure the Hound isn’t the only thing howling.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”
“I would rob Buckingham Palace just for your amusement.”
“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing files? I seem to have deleted boobs.”
“I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool even if there wasn’t a bomb strapped to you.”
“I need someone to take my measurements. Care to volunteer?”
“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”
“Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?”
“If I had a chin for every time I thought of you, I’d have no friends.”
“I made you coffee. Do you prefer it black or drugged?”
“Just give me a chance and I’ll be Reichen your bed Bach and forth all night.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“You don’t need one of those cats to get lucky tonight.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Based on a suggestion by deeppuddles.
“Even if you were a serial killer, I’d ride in your cab.” Submitted by crimescenegiggle.
“Be the Mrs. Hudson to my skull. By which I mean I want you to take me.” Submitted by deeppuddles.
“Let’s get under this blanket and give everyone a shock.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You are such a brilliant conductor of light, not even Bluebell can glow as bright as you.”
“I never thought heroes existed until I met you.”
“Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?”
“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart out of me.”
“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and let you lick it off?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Let’s REALLY make people talk.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Whenever I’m with you, I’m hornier than Anderson in a triceratops costume.”
“You light up my life like a fairy.” *Make sure you use the proper, high-pitched tone of voice when saying “Like a fairy!”
“I would fake kill myself for your sake.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would jump in front of a death frisbee for you, my dear.”
“You’re going to need a shock blanket when I’m finished with you.” Submitted (with photo) by i-am-s-h-e-r-l-o-c-k-e-d.
“I bet I can make your pulse increase and your pupils dilate.”
“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about the one in the fridge.”
“I would read your blog even if it wasn’t about me.”
“I’m married to my work, but I’d divorce it for you.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I ♥ U” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“If you’d let me, I’d twiddle you all day and night.”
“I’ve never been jealous of a shirt before.” Submitted by insertpoeticdevice.
“Wanna see firsthand what my purple shirt is made of?”
“I would let you take me hostage even if you didn’t have a gun pointed at my head.”
“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I can shoot it so far, not even Vatican Cameos will save you.”
“Next time you pickpocket my D.I. badge, why don’t you reach a little farther?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’d wait for you even if you faked your death and didn’t return for three years.”
“I want to express my love for you in every possible variant available to the English language.”
“Whenever I’m apart from you, I’m bluer than my scarf.”
“I’ll tease you more than Arwel Wyn Jones.” Submitted by the-improbable-1.
“I’d like my last vow to be ’‘Til death do us part.’”
“The only looks I want to be clueing for are yours.”
“I don’t just have wood for you… I have pipe/tube/wotsit thingamebob for you.”
“I want to sleeeeep with you.”
“Forget the egg chair… You should sitty thing on my face.”
“I’d like to compromise the integrity of your ‘crime scene.’”
“Wanna know why my Belstaff coat is so long?” Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“Are you Moriarty? Because I’m looking for a maths professor to multiply with.â€
“If you left me, my heart would shatter like the six busts of Margaret Thatcher.â€
star-sapphics: star-sapphics: BBC Sherlock is the best adaption of Sherlock Holmes because it succeeded in making me despise the character of Sherlock Holmes for the rest of my life (and eternity) and made me never want to touch the stories ever again
aconsultingdetective: ∞ Scenes of Sherlock If you know who I am, then you know who he is [because there’s no Sherlock Holmes without John Watson, and there’s no John Watson without Sherlock Holmes].
star-sapphics: BBC Sherlock is the best adaption of Sherlock Holmes because it succeeded in making me despise the character of Sherlock Holmes for the rest of my life (and eternity) and made me never want to touch the stories ever again and that’s what
![aconsultingdetective: ∞ Scenes of Sherlock If you know who I am, then you know who he is [because there’s no Sherlock Holmes without John Watson, and there’s no John Watson without Sherlock Holmes].](https://64.media.tumblr.com/11e213f9f11bfb02cb91b9d01073d917/tumblr_nan7i2LTUq1qzgltlo1_250.gif)
