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So someone said to me that you can never meet a good person off the Internet. I want to prove them wrong. Reblog if you've met someone from the Internet and they've turned out to be one of the best people to ever exist.
domstoryteller: When I said I’d do anything for an A I imagined having to give the hot teacher a blowjob or maybe fucking. I never imagined he would fuck and choke me in front of the football team to show them what a worthless slut I am and then let
sarahxwritesstuff: My parents said I’d never be able to afford an apartment in the city so they suggested I stay with my Uncle. He doesn’t charge me rent.
instructor144:haveuseenmyhalo:I saw something that said “nothing makes me wetter than an extremely calm sadist”. Now I get where they were going. Even though I’ve never been on the other end of one of those stares. I have been on the other end of
kushangel: i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
lauryncravens: This dog followed me around as we were hiking up the terraces. The locals said he didn’t have a name, but I called him Lucky because it never rained
problemglyphs:Glyph: [INVIOLABLE]Problem: Anonymous said: November 4th 2013, 6:20:00 pm after what happened to me i’m terrified that i’m never going to brave enough to share my body with another person ever again even though i really want to (the
caiteesithlord: This is important and it makes me happy. Although this movie (Bachelorette) was awful and awkward (I just never thought I’d see a movie with K. Dunst having rough sex in a bathroom screaming fuck my cunt or w.e she said over and over
I look back at the disgusting things people have done or said about me with a smirk that I never let it change my character. Be kind. ✌
frantzfandom: dakotacityukuleleorchestra: i remember when i first visited philly i said it reminded me of a beautiful woman covered in sewage I’M SO MAD AT HOW TRUE THIS IS i’ve never heard something so accurate about that city in my life.
adelicatepetal: I’m cute and he’d never get sick of me, he said~
bo0ts: i complemented this guys rainbow jacket the other day bc i thought it was for pride but then he bowed down to me and said “thank you m’lady” and i saw rainbow dash on the hood of his hoodie and im never gonna complement or trust anyone again
spookyfbi: missingvagina: i never understood how in movies the parents didnt believe in Santa but he was actually real like who the fuck did the parents think put the presents under the tree like what FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT THIS HAS BUGGED ME FOR
laninga: one time my sister turned around with big ass eyes and said to me, “you know what’s so weird? we’ve never formally introduced ourselves to each other”
damselsuicide: whoever said diamonds are a girls best friend never rolled with me… 😳🍁💨 @rawlife247 @somegirlsgethighofficial #rizla #juicyjays
prncediana: make me choose - trashcan-t said: elizabeth olsen or & aaron taylor-johnson?“We’re never gonna stop working with each other.”
nickelbackthatassup: when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE
milesjai: H I M - “so sinister, so evil, so scary, so horribly vile that his real name can never be said, lest fear be struck into the very hearts of men." Watch my makeup tutorial! Costume made by me. :) BONUS: these boots aRE NOT MADE
babyleft: You said that you could never go a day without talking to me, congratulations asshole, you fucking did it
taliabobalia: when i was really little, my babysitter only spoke spanish with me so i became bilingual but i never knew when i was speaking spanish or english. one time i told my mom i wanted an avocado & she understood but then when i said the same
cumonmybody: She never said i cannot put it back in ..Follow me for more!
littlebusty: Gangbangs are the one thing I have never said no to and always been willing to join. My first one started with just two guys and ended with me being between 5 guys and I loved every second of it.
boobgrowth: “So, that P cup bra you said I’d never grow into? It fits me perfectly now.” Winnie says seductively, flaunting her gigantic tits in her sexy lingerie.“I told you, they just don’t stop growing!”
bllankspace: “You know, I never read one hateful thing said about me by some 12 year old, so I got to live an actual life. And I’ve kept that mentality. Just because there’s a hurricane going on around you doesn’t mean you have to open the window
avali: fatherofinnovention: fangirlmarena: This is probably funny to no one but me, but I LOL every single time. #… #Guess you were wrong Mr. Stark. I’m never wrong, pal; that’s a standard issue utility knife. And I distinctly said ‘pocket
softgrungepuppy: softgrungepuppy: my mum said if i accidentally let my sister’s guinea pig out of it’s cage and into the garden so it never came back she’d buy me a mcdonalds
bo0ts: i complimented this guys rainbow jacket the other day bc i thought it was for pride but then he bowed down to me and said “thank you m’lady” and i saw rainbow dash on the hood of his hoodie and im never gonna compliment or trust anyone again
daddysdiorwhore: millydot: rune-midgarts: im really stressed out about the amount of polos worn in this post This episode changed my life NEVER FORGET Damn- if I said that to my mom… She probably would have strangled me with all my polos
june–10tth: Some things you said to me that i’ll never forget.
sexybritishllama: kaiyves: s**ybritishllama: i met a girl yesterday who said she recognised me from a vegetarian club, but i’d never seen herbivore Ha. OH MY GOD DID YOU ACTUALLY CENSOR OUT MY URL
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