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incestposts: My daughter came to me and said that her boyfriend wanted anal sex and she has never been fucked in the ass before. Before doing it with her boyfriend, she wanted some experiences with a man whom she trust. I gladly help my daughter by fucki
simmer-until: I think I did this summer. I told her I don’t need an orgasm to be kept happy. I told her edges are better than cumming. I said I am grateful to be unlocked for an erection, and just cuddle. I begged her to keep me forever and never let
rohosub: I know I said you could fuck me tonight but I never promised you pleasure. Very frightening….
cocklockedsub: worthlesscuck: rohosub: I know I said you could fuck me tonight but I never promised you pleasure. I was not thinking my kind of wife would want my actual pisser inside her under any circumstances but I have always wondered if something
vanilla-chastity: When you said you wanted to “try” male chastity for a while, I knew you were asking me to lock your orgasms away forever. Lucky for you, I’m all too willing to ensure you never come again.
Amy would let her friends put her in bondage and on display. I was allowed to watch. Her friends even enjoyed teasing and edging me during this. But I was never allowed to cum or to be unrestrained. Amy said it helped her understand how different things
I always said my nose would never steer me wrong. I’m a beagle; we’re born to scent things out. There are a few life paths where a sense of smell will serve you well, but I always wanted to join the police—all the stories about good cops when
Erotic Poetry Columbia We make love I call it making love because it pisses him off When he gets pissed off, he tries to hurt me. Our safe word is Columbia. I have never said it. He has. It unnerves him. He whispered “Columbia” when I pulled A ziptie
The smile, the charm, the words, the spark Everything, you had it I guess I had a naive heart, cause boy I let you have it You said I was your only I never thought you’d leave me lonely You’re just a lost boy, with your head up in the clouds
ask-wbm said: I will never understand what a sketch is. For me its a fast doodle with a pencil, others, a finished flat colored drawing. Well I guess the lines are not as clean as they could be. But still far from sketchy imoEveryone does sketches
fluffybitz: crimson-uncovered: Bite me mercilessly. I don’t think I would enjoy it, but that’s the point. It’s so strange to desire something that I know I’d hate, but I never said my masochism was nonexistent. The only thing is that you’d
scavenging-otter said: never forget, kari, the guy who knocked you the fuck out because you stepped in a bear trap so he could transport your unconscious body to safety. CHIV WAS LOOKING OUT FOR ME KIND OF
Wow, judging by some of the things people have said to me because i reblogged a gore animationyou’d think i filmed myself murdering a puppy or somethingjeeze people, it’s just a pony animation. It’s not real, and it never will be. Derpibooru is
After being out chastity for a while I’m locked back up today. And have thoroughly teased. I licked and fingered my girlfriend to at least 6 orgasms today. Until she said and I quote “You make me want to never unlock you.” Job well
newwavefeminism: Why do people dedicate their lives to senseless trolling? I’ll never understand. mooninthahood is me, I said it because I do not like your face, not because I’ve dedicated my life to a cause. Is it bad I do not like your Harriet
discordantdreams said: Ubuntu Edge. look it up <3 Don’t get me wrong, I think the Ubuntu edge phone is an awesome idea, and I would love to see it become a reality. But I would never, ever buy the first generation device and OS. Early adopters
datte-before-dawn: You know…I started making this pic as an early Christmas gift for whatsa-smut , and I start thinking about all the things he’s done for me. I never said it publically, to save him the embarassment, but he’s the one who stepped
joes1026: I was so pumped. Fuck! I did it. Me. We’d been up against Ohio and thanks to Coach working my ass, I’d snapped a three-match stretch, turning our tie into a win by 3. Yeah, fuck Ohio, and fuck those assholes who said I’d never
Spiderverse legit reminded me why i want to do art for the rest of my life. I cant wait to buy this movie. Ive never said that about any movie. I want to own it and display it and pick it apart frame by frame and buy the art book and hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
verb411: partygirl31: I know you said keep me hands here ….. But I just can’t take it any longer I’m never far from my restraints We will find out who’s hands are quicker
I have never felt so unattractive in my life. Lol It feels.. a little crappy to have your sexual advances turned down by your boyfriend. He might not have said anything, but he didnt have to. Body language is always revealing. I know it’s not me,
beyonceknowless: “I remember seeing ‘Snow White’ and saying to my mother, ‘Will there ever be a Chocolate Brown?’ She said ‘Probably. Why not?’ I just never thought the first black princess would be me.” — ANIKA NONI ROSE THE PRINCESS
romaromani: I’ve bumped into an old friend today, never before got so many compliments. ‘Something had changed about you!’ she said. I’ve been thinking about it entire afternoon, only thing that has changed about me is that I’m finally in peace
So someone said to me that you can never meet a good person off the Internet. I want to prove them wrong. Reblog if you've met someone from the Internet and they've turned out to be one of the best people to ever exist.
lauryncravens: This dog followed me around as we were hiking up the terraces. The locals said he didn’t have a name, but I called him Lucky because it never rained
ridingyoursoul1976mrg:“You’ll never give me Bad Vibes” said the Honda Soul….
kushangel: i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
santasslut: last night my dad asked me who i was texting at 1 am so to sound cool and rebellious i said “my boyfriend’. i have never seen my dad laugh so much in my entire life.
bluhbluhhugedork: bluhbluhhugedork: “You never fucking taught me this shit” A novel written by every student ever. And the sequel “you said this bullshit wasn’t on the test.”
“Till the end she never said she loves me” UHM R U TRYING TO RIP MY HEART OUT KLGKFJSHIMDONE
charitybear:sometimes i remember this post that said “there was a time you played outside as a kid and had no idea it would be the last time you ever did” and it makes me sad thinking about how many last times there were that you never knew
whimsey225:serpentandlion:jk rowling said that draco’s patronus is unknown because he never learned the spell but i think it’s because he has no powerful, happy memories to use Why you play these mind games with me?
ayellowbirds: trashgender-garbabe-nova: blazingjaya: titankoretech: adhd-is: thatadhdfeel: “WOW IM SO GLAD MY DOCTOR TOLD ME ABOUT THIS” SAID NONE OF US EVER I’d never heard of this but this is like my entire life. Because it’s not just
togetherwellbedeadly: You never said no word You didn’t send me no letter
milesjai: H I M - “so sinister, so evil, so scary, so horribly vile that his real name can never be said, lest fear be struck into the very hearts of men." Watch my makeup tutorial! Costume made by me. :) BONUS: these boots aRE NOT MADE
transhansolo: houseofdraggle: xenobiia: On a job application: “What is your preferred name and gender, we value diversity, so be honest.”Me: I don’t know what this means. I’ve never filled out a form that said that. they’re asking
florbe91: “Sorry I never draw it, It’s just a bit difficult for me to put Thor as bottom” I totally regret what I said to that anon, I decided to give it a try :D *hides because the shame*
fumbledeegrumble: “BRING OUT YER DEAD!” “I’m dead.” “Yew ain’t dead if yer talkin’, mate.” “…Never said I was good at it.” Me
the-goddess-of-cupcakes: I HATE MYSELF SO MUCHLIKE WHY DO I HAVE SUCH SHIT TASTE IN FICTIONAL MENI said I would never fall for Endeavor/Enji TodorokiYET HERE I AMTHINKING UP SHITTY AUSWHERE WE GET MARRIEDHELP ME! You just pick the biggest evil assholes
mmhmmhim: hufflepuffkat: the-modern-typewriter: “Shh, it’s alright,” the villain said. “You’re doing beautifully and I’m so proud of you. But that’s enough now. It was cruel of them to make you fight me - you could never have won. It’s
dreamlogic: RIP RIP RIP i can never interact with my neighbor again holy fuck i was outside w/ my cat just now. and he went behind a shrub for a bit, and me not realizing my neighbor was on the other side of that same shrub, poked my head round and said
powerjock:an-alarming-number-of-bees:lesbian-toddhoward:bonecouch:“Blah! It’s me, the alien! I’m gonna getcha! I’m the alien!” - the alien from Alien (1979)she never said this. stop spreading misinformation.She was
xaveria:noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”
authorizedpope:the worst callout i ever got was at a friends party, chatting with one of her friends id never met before, who mid conversation, looked me dead in the eyes and said “you were raised catholic” and i just stared back in horror
nickelbackthatassup: when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE
luvinit2: incest-porn20:My hot Sister loves to walk in on me showering! I never said I didn’t want her there though! luvinit2!
wilddee1988: He said his cock was 10 inches.😩. Oh wow it sure was, his cock made me shake hard. I have never been penetrated that deep ever.. Ow😓😥😧🍒🍒🍒
incest-porn20: My hot Sister loves to walk in on me showering! I never said I didn’t want her there though!
blacklongfellow: My friends always give me a hard time for never chilling with them anymore. My Dad finished the basement last summer and said it would be our Man Cave. Dad had the contractor put in sound proofing so when he plays music, it doesn’t
darkthistle: So this is the first time I’ve had sex (does this count?) with my wife misspollyx in I don’t know how long. She promised me we would. She never said the cage would come off though!! And you’ll all be very pleased to know her first
did-you-kno: Ten days before Freddie Mercury died, he met with his manager to discuss how he would be remembered. He said: ‘You can do whatever you like with my image, my music; remix it, re-release it, whatever, just never make me boring.’ Source
fuckmyblackbf:“So you never told me how you got the organist to play our wedding for free.” “Oh I said I’d go over to his place and help rearrange his organs there after we got back from the honeymoon”
When he saw his niece sitting there looking exactly like his sister had nineteen years ago, he was surprised.When she said, “Hello, you’d never guess what Mommy told me the other day,” he was intrigued.When she stood up and walked over to him with
