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jacimpartec:I had just gotten out of chastity, and the look in her eye said “you will never make it past the first girl.” But I knew I had to fuck every hole in front of me twice without cumming, or every girl there would kick my balls till
gymratskip: “When I first started to wrestle with Dr. Skip, I was afraid he would de-thatch the hair on my back, but he took it easy on me.” “He said that he would never destroy a “work of art.” “But, since he is so much more muscular than
laninga: one time my sister turned around with big ass eyes and said to me, “you know what’s so weird? we’ve never formally introduced ourselves to each other”
boobgrowth: “So, that P cup bra you said I’d never grow into? It fits me perfectly now.” Winnie says seductively, flaunting her gigantic tits in her sexy lingerie.“I told you, they just don’t stop growing!”
So someone said to me that you can never meet a good person off the Internet. I want to prove them wrong. Reblog if you've met someone from the Internet and they've turned out to be one of the best people to ever exist.
mrfreak-bk: fuckmyblackbf:“So you never told me how you got the organist to play our wedding for free.” “Oh I said I’d go over to his place and help rearrange his organs there after we got back from the honeymoon” Damn😍😍😍😍
freakyboysonly: My cousin went thru my phone one night, saw me flirting with his homie. He started to trip about it and said he was just mad I never tried to give him some D. We been dicking each other down ever since
mcflyver: romaromani: I’ve bumped into an old friend today, never before got so many compliments. ‘Something had changed about you!’ she said. I’ve been thinking about it entire afternoon, only thing that has changed about me is that I’m finally
fuckmyblackbf: “So you never told me how you got the organist to play our wedding for free.” “Oh I said I’d go over to his place and help rearrange his organs there after we got back from the honeymoon”
hoodrat-gutterpigeon: fuckingcockstar: I got suspended today for beating up a girl who bullied me for years. My mom said she’s never been more proud *applauds*
spookyfbi: missingvagina: i never understood how in movies the parents didnt believe in Santa but he was actually real like who the fuck did the parents think put the presents under the tree like what FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT THIS HAS BUGGED ME FOR
boundprincess-xo: I never said I was a good girl ♥ ~xo*had a wet pussy all night knowing all the men wanted to fuck me hard*
nickelbackthatassup: when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE
houseofsigal: “You said you wanted to know what it was that I did to my girlfriends to make them scream out little Sis. Now you know it is your big brother’s 10″ cock stretching their holes like never before. Just wait until you feel me open
masturbationnfessions: teased-pleased: Didn’t I tell you that your cock would get to fuck today. I never said anything about my pussy. Works great for me!! ;)
prythm: Bhabhi ji learning her place… paap bechari, she never thought about this when I said intimate romance between you and me in btwn 4 walls… KIK: Prythm
kablob17: zumanzi: andersam5: This short is over a year old but this reaction will never cease to make me laugh I love this trope. “She said the thing!!” What I love is the other kid just having this face like “Wait, she actually says that?”
joeltorridfamily: Daddy always inspected me after my dates to see if I was sexually active. He never took my word for it and said he wouldn’t be doing his due diligence as a father if he didn’t make sure his daughter wasn’t being a slut. That meant
pearswhy: sex line operator: oh yeah baby, i’m taking off my cloths. my clothe is coming off. me: hmm.. ok…sex line operator: yeah baby youre so hard, i can tell youre getting turned onme: i never said that. youre godmodding. im hanging up
416porn: When the last cheerleader position is down to two girls, it’s the first one to say no to me during the audition that is told to walk away… this girl NEVER said no…
lauryncravens:This dog followed me around as we were hiking up the terraces. The locals said he didn’t have a name, but I called him Lucky because it never rained
people who aint never said shit about transexual people one their blogs before are hopping on this bandwagon for some quick notes and followers and its making me sick to my goddamn stomach. you people are fucking snakes and fakers and youre worthless.
nekomimiclay said: did you just recnetly get one or are you borowing or : O theres ones at university of michigan that students are free to use so my buddy took me there i would never really want one, its too expensive and im not used to
hey Fiz it’s me Pox from back in de day. I’ve lurked your blog for a looong time but never said anything to you because I am a creeper. Anyways I saw you were feeling bummed out so I made you a little Fiz out of clay. She’s kinda derpy looking
coelasquid: I heard gifs work better on this site now so to celebrate here’s my favourite that it would never let me post before because it always said it was too big.
wrigglenightbug said: Whaat, I’ve never seen this happen before. I use xkit too, maybe I have an application on it that prevents this from happening? Major bummer though dude, that’d annoy the dickens out of me real quick. Hope there’s a solution
thechanelmuse:Thirteen-year old baseball phenom Mo’ne Davis has launched a sneaker line to help impoverished girls“I never thought at the age of 13 I’d be a role model, but having young girls look up to me is pretty cool,” Mo’Ne said in a news
femme4masc: “It’s been two months. You know you want to own me.” “Yes,” he said. “But you’ve never had boipussy before?” “No.” He looked embarrassed. “And you’re not sure you want it…”
losrachetss: kingmuthaphuckinbasquiat: thaunderground: sizvideos: Video I’ve never used the word “exasperating” in my vocab ever. Lmaoooo he said “buy me some earplugs too” He is too grown lmao 😂😂
lauryncravens: This dog followed me around as we were hiking up the terraces. The locals said he didn’t have a name, but I called him Lucky because it never rained
bugeye7: ….Uncle Harold….Auntie said if I didn’t wear panties….you would help me with my homework….gee….I’ve never seen a man do that before….what about my homework?….
warlordrexx: “Your crew be locked below. Now I get ta claim ya treasures for myself!” the troll said wickedly. Robyn peering up at her captor, “You will never find my gold, you can fuck me till the sun sets, but I won’t tell you a thing.” she
adurot:princessfaeron:adurot:ask-wish-maker:@nioniosbbbb ((sorry for taking so long to answer))Such affectionate sisters!I get the feeling you just said that to annoy me.Why I would never!D’aww X3
hufflepuffkat: the-modern-typewriter: “Shh, it’s alright,” the villain said. “You’re doing beautifully and I’m so proud of you. But that’s enough now. It was cruel of them to make you fight me - you could never have won. It’s not your
everyfetishyoucouldthinkof: My wife brought a young tight little whore to spice up our bedroom for a bit, she said I could fuck her asshole for as long as I want whenever I want which I took full use of since my wife never let me anywhere near her ass.
whimsey225:serpentandlion:jk rowling said that draco’s patronus is unknown because he never learned the spell but i think it’s because he has no powerful, happy memories to use Why you play these mind games with me?
stars-bean:“One can never have enough socks,” said Dumbledore. “Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.”
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER LET ME GO.
Secured all three of my recommendations. All three of them were very enthusiastic about doing it and said that they could never forget me. Awwww yiss.
savarend replied to your post “erwinsmiths said: I’M HET FOR SHEMAR MOORE IT MAKES ME MAD AND IT…” i’m never het but SHEMAR MOORE *__* I’M SEETHING
no-lasko: ask-tgwonder: Dorking about with doodles, while @no-lasko was streaming also. ended up with these two doodles. :V I’ve never said “Show me the boobies”… except for just now… but… but that doesn’t count?Does it?…SH-T!(also,
7mangoes:“cum in me” is the most romantic sentence in the English dictionary Well I guess I’m not romantic. I’ve never said this
jockone1: jjbang8: only-good-pain-and-cum: “It’s your choice, son,” said the cop. “You can get fucked by me here, or fucked down at the station by a holding cell full of petty criminals.” The young perp had never been fucked before. And the
masterlovehurts: “What… What do you mean you’re never fucking me in the pussy again?” Laura asked.“Now that the Sexual Service Act passed, I can fuck you any way I like and I like fucking your tight ass,” he said.“But… but what about
goodgirlinc: “Daddy I’m so horny, please let me rub.”“No Kitten, you need to learn discipline.” “But Daddddddddddyyyyyy!” “Sorry Kitten, you can’t rub but I never said you couldn’t rub it on something else.”“OMG THANK YOU DADDY!”
darkthistle: So this is the first time I’ve had sex (does this count?) with my wife misspollyx in I don’t know how long. She promised me we would. She never said the cage would come off though!! And you’ll all be very pleased to know her first
melonkollie: today at work a toddler in a high chair patted me on the arm to get my attention, then when i crouched down and asked him what’s up, he pointed at the table full of chatty old ladies across the aisle and said “NOISE” and i have never
dreamlogic: RIP RIP RIP i can never interact with my neighbor again holy fuck i was outside w/ my cat just now. and he went behind a shrub for a bit, and me not realizing my neighbor was on the other side of that same shrub, poked my head round and said
ineffablebadwolf:thexfiles:Being a daughter is like *apologizes to your mother even though she’s never apologized to you*Me: *feels bad about something I said when I was angry a minute ago and apologizes*My mother, after I tell her what she did
moviequotes3:wormskeleton:moviequotes3:mangroves are amongst the most fiercely respected trees Not by me. Roots are too flagrant. Keep that to yourself.well… yes the roots are a little much… forget i said anything. i never should have opened
droory: sean3116: sean3116: sean3116: working night shifts in a hotel next to a male strip club: never a dull moment I lied. it’s a sunday night. every moment is dull. someone rescue me. a man just peed on the stairs. incredible. and you said
