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kinkymum: But daddy…you said you would only spank me… What if mommy finds out we’ve done this?? She’ll never forgive us….
strrrpon:mistress got out of the shower and saw me resting, she said a whore should never rest
sunharry: 1d: don’t leak the album me: remember when yall said you were just “taking a break” from the video diaries over two years ago and literally never did another one again 1d:
ihitnaomi-styling-on-hoes-1992: scorpieaux: clawfootbathtubsuicide1939: technicool: yall act like you have never said the n word to make a statement sound more gangster IM DONE WHITE PEOPLE KILLED ME Make a statement sound more gangster i refuse
based-world: brainfried: remember when lil wayne said “real g’s move in silence like lasagna” that shit fucked me up and then i realized the “g” in “lasagna” is silent i was like “damn……” that man never got the deserved credit
milesjai: H I M - “so sinister, so evil, so scary, so horribly vile that his real name can never be said, lest fear be struck into the very hearts of men." Watch my makeup tutorial! Costume made by me. :) BONUS: these boots aRE NOT MADE
travishl87: milesjai: H I M - “so sinister, so evil, so scary, so horribly vile that his real name can never be said, lest fear be struck into the very hearts of men." Watch my makeup tutorial! Costume made by me. :) BONUS: these boots
pinkpunktrans:psiidmon:trans visibility day. she/her. depression stops me from shaving. told boss about being trans today and he said that he doesn’t care “what i do” outside of work as long as it never goes into the office and he can’t stop
mynightwing: I never objected when my daughter dyed her hair, I said nothing when she got piercings, but when she started to wear see through tops, I put my foot down. She asked if I liked it, but I could only give her a stern look. She told me that
badlyinlovewithmom: hismomskeeper: yourincestualdreams: My friends never believed me when i said my son shoots ginormous loads, so one day on our “girls night” i brought him out of his room an sucked him off until he showed my friends that his
momsloverboy: hismomskeeper: filthandperversion: Come on baby. You said you wanted a quick one. Cum soon now. Your dad is in the other room and may walk in any moment. Cum for mommy baby, cum. My mom never refuses me anything. Mom & son porn
eggplantallweek: fuckmyblackbf: “So you never told me how you got the organist to play our wedding for free.” “Oh I said I’d go over to his place and help rearrange his organs there after we got back from the honeymoon” ACTIVE GAY PORN BLOG.
fuckmyblackbf:“So you never told me how you got the organist to play our wedding for free.” “Oh I said I’d go over to his place and help rearrange his organs there after we got back from the honeymoon” this so hot I can watch this over an over
darling-highness: my great aunt called me crying tonight. she’s a survivor of the holocaust. the first thing she said was “I never thought I would live to see another man like this come into power”, and if that doesn’t say something about Donald
unbossed: saywhat-politics: When they say the Confederacy wasn’t about slavery and oppression, show them this Don’t bother. More than one person has insisted to me that he never said this and that it’s all a forgery. I’ve also heard more than
kaylapocalypse: transhansolo: houseofdraggle: xenobiia: On a job application: “What is your preferred name and gender, we value diversity, so be honest.”Me: I don’t know what this means. I’ve never filled out a form that said that.
rachelbarbraberry: itsnotadreamanymore: msvictoriasladez: justanothergleeclubloser: finchelhudsonberry: “You said you’d never break up with me!” This is tragically beautiful… cue the crying :’( RACHEEEELLLLLL MY CREYESSSSSSSS
bk474: My wife’s lover promised me he would pull out but he never said anything about putting it back in!
karkat-in-the-tardis: wendymabelaraneaprenderghast: #he never said no he’s nick fury’s cousin and nobody can convince me otherwise
kyashana: what pisses me off is when girls are literally sexist towards their own gender. in my civics class we were asked why we never had a female president and all the girls said it was because we pms. wtf? wtf is that shit? and then when girls say
fallontonight: “To my buddy who said I’d never host the Tonight Show. You owe me 贄.” Jimmy collects on his 贄 bet with friends like Robert De Niro, Lady Gaga, Tina Fey, Tracy Morgan, Mike Tyson, and more.
So someone said to me that you can never meet a good person off the Internet. I want to prove them wrong. Reblog if you've met someone from the Internet and they've turned out to be one of the best people to ever exist.
just-a-skinny-boy: littlewarrior-recovering: We hear many terrible things throughout our lives, especially those of us who struggle with mental illnesses. These words never really leave our minds. To this day I remember things said to me when I was
thisclockworkheart: thefatcrobat: Today my trainer said, “I enjoy training you because you don’t apologize for your body. You’ve made a lot of progress exactly because you don’t treat your body as a barrier.” It had never occurred to me
lovelyada: dovewithscales: studioprey: writing-prompt-s: Death offers a game for your life. You decide on D&D. “I assume you’ve never played?” I asked.The cloaked figure across from me shook their head slowly.“Great,” I said. “I’ll
t4tgay: years ago i remember reading this “how to pass as an ftm” guide online where the guy writing it said smthn along the lines of like “if you’re pre t and youre fat you’ll never pass” and that has always stuck with me. i thought about
fckme2dad: The other day, my Daddy made me give up my ass to his buddy. Came home with this guy I’d never met before and Daddy said he’d made a bet down at the barroom with a bunch of the guys and he was gonna win a whole bunch of money if he could
momscocksman: Mom snuck up on me in the shower. She said, I just want this chance, because I might never get it again…
dreamingofmom: When our adventurous relationship first started, my mom said that I could never fuck her without a condom. Today it changed, though, as halfway through she asked me to take it off and in the end I got to fill her hole with my warm creamy
miss-susan: “I-I’d like to do that with you one day, Cathy,” my babygirl said, blushing.“Me too,” Cathy answered. “My Daddy says he’s gonna train my hole that big, and never put anything in my pussy ever again. He says
sarahxwritesstuff: My parents said I’d never be able to afford an apartment in the city so they suggested I stay with my Uncle. He doesn’t charge me rent.
tigerfan371: My brother told me his girlfriend didn’t know how to give a blowjob at all. He said she was eager to learn but never did it before. I decided to give her some lessons. I sucked my brother off while she watched. I think after a couple dozen
goodroughguy: She knew that when he said he was done with her, he was done with her for now. It would never really be over. Female? Feeling wet, horny, submissive? Tell me about it.
lenleg: tigerwhiskers: Harry Potter Treats Yer a wizard Amanda. The four words that were never once said to me *sadness*. However, we can make up for that! Imagine my immense joy at having found recipes straight from Hogwarts, Hogsmeade and Honeydukes.
nickelbackthatassup: when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE
What did I do to deserve all of this and to be treated this way? I haven’t done anything wrong and suddenly you’re the biggest dick ever. You said you’d never do this to me….
taliabobalia:when i was really little, my babysitter only spoke spanish with me so i became bilingual but i never knew when i was speaking spanish or english. one time i told my mom i wanted an avocado & she understood but then when i said the same
kushangel: i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
laninga: one time my sister turned around with big ass eyes and said to me, “you know what’s so weird? we’ve never formally introduced ourselves to each other”
spookyfbi: missingvagina: i never understood how in movies the parents didnt believe in Santa but he was actually real like who the fuck did the parents think put the presents under the tree like what FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT THIS HAS BUGGED ME FOR
mayson2013:ctron164:Huck is lookin’ at Choke like ” Oh you ain’t know ? *No wonder she prefers Fitz*”If I were Joke and Huck said that to me. I would have left and never returned. Not just from embarrassment but the fact that he’s supposedly
thechanelmuse: Thirteen-year old baseball phenom Mo’ne Davis has launched a sneaker line to help impoverished girls “I never thought at the age of 13 I’d be a role model, but having young girls look up to me is pretty cool,” Mo’Ne said in a
7mangoes: prettyboyshyflizzy: wrecksboyardee: hotephoetips: moisemorancy: killinjoy: A1 dick is never loyal I swear 😂😂😂 come getchu this B2 dick holla at me He said B2 😭😭😭😭😭😭 We loyal down here at the c4 level I
tentflap: I shaved every hair off me, and felt more than just naked…that I’d be serving my lover’s cock…..some men never got to savor mine….they had cum instantly….try again, I said
c3phu5:We were late. We are almost never late to things.Me trying to take my seat without drawing too much attention “I hate being late”“It’s your own fault.” He said into his coffee.“I fail to see how this particular
esclaveliberee: life-imitates-lana-del-rey: LANA DEL REY + COLORS↳ Pink “Pink flamingos always fascinated me“ I have never, ever, ever, ever said #goals before. But…. #goals.
stopbeingsopolitehiddleston: You gave a lady whom you’ve never met before your jacket just because she said she was cold. What if she was lying just so she could say “Hiddleston gave me my jacket?” Stop being so polite, Hiddleston.
marvelous-gallifrey: mermaidscum: killjoywhatsername: lonewolfed: #coulson lives [x] I’m never gonna stop reblogging this. It makes me so damn happy. YAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYYAy And people said the Avengers fandom was in complete denial
tigerwhiskers: Harry Potter Treats Yer a wizard Amanda. The four words that were never once said to me *sadness*. However, we can make up for that! Imagine my immense joy at having found recipes straight from Hogwarts, Hogsmeade and Honeydukes. I might
needsmoreyellow: it doesn’t truly hit me how incredible “I need you” is until I realize that I myself have never said it to another person
leto-signature: this-is-never-what-it-seems: “Use the headphones” he said. “So you can clearly hear me eating…” He’s like a squirrel lol.
iloveass-tronauts: my dad came and gave me this and i looked up at him and he had tears in his eyes and i asked him if he was ok and he said he has never laughed so hard in his life and then left
carry-on-my-wayward-imagines: “Y/N!” You snickered quietly, your eyes never leaving the pages of your book until Sam and Cas glanced at you, equally amused expressions on their faces.“Don’t tell me you did it again,” Sam said, a smile pulling
wilddee1988: He said his cock was 10 inches.😩. Oh wow it sure was, his cock made me shake hard. I have never been penetrated that deep ever.. Ow😓😥😧🍒🍒🍒
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