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kablob17: zumanzi: andersam5: This short is over a year old but this reaction will never cease to make me laugh I love this trope. “She said the thing!!” What I love is the other kid just having this face like “Wait, she actually says that?”
spookyfbi: missingvagina: i never understood how in movies the parents didnt believe in Santa but he was actually real like who the fuck did the parents think put the presents under the tree like what FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT THIS HAS BUGGED ME FOR
kitfisto: id make tinder just bc it seems funny but id never wanna actually meet anyone and id be too scared ppl i kno would see me Try having tinder in a small town it’s like three people amd five of them you have already said no way
darling-highness: my great aunt called me crying tonight. she’s a survivor of the holocaust. the first thing she said was “I never thought I would live to see another man like this come into power”, and if that doesn’t say something about Donald
coconutthegreater: martymuses: nineprotons: in-adjective-carcosa: adhd-is: thatadhdfeel: “WOW IM SO GLAD MY DOCTOR TOLD ME ABOUT THIS” SAID NONE OF US EVER I’d never heard of this but this is like my entire life. Because it’s not just fear
pearswhy: sex line operator: oh yeah baby, i’m taking off my cloths. my clothe is coming off. me: hmm.. ok…sex line operator: yeah baby youre so hard, i can tell youre getting turned onme: i never said that. youre godmodding. im hanging up
an-alarming-number-of-bees:lesbian-toddhoward:bonecouch:“Blah! It’s me, the alien! I’m gonna getcha! I’m the alien!” - the alien from Alien (1979)she never said this. stop spreading misinformation.She was thinking
moviequotes3:wormskeleton:moviequotes3:mangroves are amongst the most fiercely respected trees Not by me. Roots are too flagrant. Keep that to yourself.well… yes the roots are a little much… forget i said anything. i never should have opened
gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe:rokelse:rokelse:i constantly think about how Maul tried to run Anakin over with his bike in the phantom menace and it never stops being funny to me he really said fuck this random ass kid the most hysterical visual in the
jackysis: Kathy took me to the carnival this weekend, -but you have to live the full experience said.First we went ot a tanning salon and later of course, i had to wear the outfit she picked out for meWas so small and beatiful, i never felt so exposed
kushangel: i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
mondler-addict: “I’m amazed at how a lot of people have come up to me and said, ‘That’s about time that happened,’ and I’m trying to figure out - because we never really set anything up. It just kind of happened.” - Matthew Perry on fans’
roselesleh: Freya: You’re my soul mate and I love you.Killian: You’ve never said that before.Freya: What?Killian: That you love me.Freya: It’s true. Killian: We’ll find a way, we belong together. So let’s make o u r own
superscanaries: Braced myself for the goodbye,‘Cause that’s all I’ve ever knownThen, you took me by surpriseYou said, “I’ll never leave you alone”
dadsoncircfun:I remember that first time, when he was inside me and nibbling on my ear and he said “who’s your Daddy?” I never had a Dad before, but I do now.
iammegadaddyissues: “It’s all good. Relax. It’s me, Chet - from the farm? Yeah, how ya doing kid? Your Dad said I could find you here. So here’s the thing, your Dad thinks there’s something wrong with ya - never seen you with no girls or
jockguybttm: tombianchiphotos:Fabrice - On The Couch Chapter 33 - People have told me that they find my work intensely hot but never pornographic. “Perhaps,” one said, “it’s because the things on the table are so beautiful.” I agree. Say it
florbe-triz: “Sorry I never draw it, It’s just a bit difficult for me to put Thor as bottom” I totally regret what I said to that anon, I decided to give it a try :D *hides because the shame*
starfleetrambo: starfleetrambo: starfleetrambo: Wanna hear a funny story? me and some classmmates tried ouija back in elementary having zero knowledge of the rules. We did it on a graveyard (our school was partially a graveyard) and never said goodbye.
So someone said to me that you can never meet a good person off the Internet. I want to prove them wrong. Reblog if you've met someone from the Internet and they've turned out to be one of the best people to ever exist.
wesleystattoo: “ I’ll never be able to repeat what Ian Somerhalder said to me. At least Grant Gustin was able to get it together. I suppose he’s just faster than I am.” Stephen Amell The CW 2015 Upfronts
xrayeyesblue: mistresssammy: I never said my friends wouldn’t join in on you, don’t deny it you love it don’t you slut? Answer me. Re-blogs and original posts exploring the kinks lurking in The Hidden Recesses of My MindThis blog is maintained
pregnantincest: After waking grandpa up on day, we started fucking cowgirl. mom walked in and said be careful, or grandpa could become the daddy of 3 babies, I started to say but mom you’re grandpa’s only kid, but then it hit me, mom was never married.
xrayeyesblue: fiercefemdom: I told sissy she would be allowed to fuck me with her cock today. I never said her chastity cage would be unlocked. xrayeyesblue: Within every woman there is a domme waiting to be discovered, nurtured, worshiped and served.
properfaggot: He said “You want to be my good little boy? Show Me that hot pussy of yours.” You never thought of your ass as a pussy, so your hesitated. You were confused. “C’mon on boy. Don’t lie to Daddy, you know how hot being used like
brothersisterincest: “I can’t believe your girlfriend never let you fuck her in the ass” My sister said with a smirk as she pulled me into her room and next thing I know she was naked and I was licking her ass before fucking her in her
gamzee: Singing, “Yodelay-hee, I ain’t no untarnished Galahad Down from Arcadia like a dream in your head But gentle lady, lend me the true heart I never had, And I’ll stain the lavenders red With all of this good blood I shed.” Lancelot said.
accioharo: God. JKR didn’t say ‘PSYCH HERMIONE WAS BLACK ALL ALONG! LOL GIVE ME CRED’ She said ‘it’s a completely valid interpretation of her character and I really love it’. And even if JKR never once considered Hermione being black until
doodlingadventures: I’m still arguing with Symmetra, so have some sketchis of Zeny instead Zeny is love. Let me dress him with all the cute puffy clothes plz And as I said, Genji’s armor, never again xDD
Ah yes "Reapers"
cigaretteeth:i complemented this guys rainbow jacket the other day bc i thought it was for pride but then he bowed down to me and said “thank you m'lady” and i saw rainbow dash on the hood of his hoodie and im never gonna complement or trust anyone
p0kecats: mollym4c: gambler-x: disneydear: I will never let myself scroll past a picture of Walt and not reblog it. I feel like I’d be dishonoring him, and he’s just done so much for me that it’s just not right. Mr. Disney what she said ^^
prinsasslou: santasslut: last night my dad asked me who i was texting at 1 am so to sound cool and rebellious i said “my boyfriend’. i have never seen my dad laugh so much in my entire life.
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
santasslut: last night my dad asked me who i was texting at 1 am so to sound cool and rebellious i said “my boyfriend’. i have never seen my dad laugh so much in my entire life.
nickelbackthatassup: when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE
kinkykcgirl: My brothers never said no when I asked them to run with me. They knew what happened in the woods How naughty
“Oh my god Tommy, it never seems to be real whenever I see it,” said Mary. I stood up and turned to face them, and all they could do was look down at the meat in front of them. “You’ve both been teasing me all day, well now it’s my turn,”
“Oh Jesus, it feels so warm,” she said. Some of the others laughed at that, but I didn’t, I wanted her to experience something she’d probably never experience otherwise. I turned her around to face me, and placed her other hand onto my cock. I
“You’ve both been teasing me all day, well now it’s my turn,” I said, taking my cock in hand and stroking it. They seemed to be speechless, and fixated on my cock. It’s almost like they’d never seen one before, and I played on that for all
babiegyrle: losrachetss: kingmuthaphuckinbasquiat: thaunderground: sizvideos: Video I’ve never used the word “exasperating” in my vocab ever. Lmaoooo he said “buy me some earplugs too” He is too grown lmao 😂😂 Lololol this was
shinjimes: So…. just a PSA that Alan Rickman never said “When I’m 80 years old and sitting in my rocking chair, I’ll be reading Harry Potter. And my family will say to me, “After all this time?” And I will say, “Always.“ It’s a blog
taliabobalia: when i was really little, my babysitter only spoke spanish with me so i became bilingual but i never knew when i was speaking spanish or english. one time i told my mom i wanted an avocado & she understood but then when i said the same
promiscuouspink:A guy I knew pinched my ass so I slapped him and he said he’s never speaking to me again….yall men are pussies fuck yall. The second a girl retaliates only then it’s suddenly not okay? You sound like idiots
tigerwhiskers: Harry Potter Treats Yer a wizard Amanda. The four words that were never once said to me *sadness*. However, we can make up for that! Imagine my immense joy at having found recipes straight from Hogwarts, Hogsmeade and Honeydukes. I might
laninga: one time my sister turned around with big ass eyes and said to me, “you know what’s so weird? we’ve never formally introduced ourselves to each other”
behindthebloom: “One can never have enough socks,” said Dumbledore. “Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.” ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
bumsrmytning: Oh man… you really weren’t joking when you said you were going to shoot a bucket load into me… If I don’t get pregnant after that amazing load… I never will… I’ve timed my visit to come and see you to coincide with the peak
fallontonight: “To my buddy who said I’d never host the Tonight Show. You owe me 贄.” Jimmy collects on his 贄 bet with friends like Robert De Niro, Lady Gaga, Tina Fey, Tracy Morgan, Mike Tyson, and more.
canadianfaggotslave: top4jock: asstheholeworld: Feel free to do this to me. I never thought the bitches that said they would be in their hotel room blindfolded and ready to get fucked were for real. Then one night I found myself in an airport hotel
Reblog if you have ever rebloged a post that said send me messages and never recieved any messages.
lacyvanilla: My mama told me I should never venture into space, But I did, I did, I did, She said no terrain girl could trust the martian race, But I did, I did, I did.
transientendeavor: On the car ride to the store my mom was telling me how I will never look like a girl. When we walked in to the store, the manager said: “Hello ladies; how may I help you?”(she/her)
starslicer: theordinaryjd: dvalinha55: This made me laugh a lot Lmmfao You know, no matter how many times I see this, I never realized on the mail, it said “Failman.”Now it’s even more hilarious.
morefunwithdickandjane: Options…😈 “The Mrs”… We have been married a LONG TIME. I have seen her naked more times than I can count…😍 The same can be said for sex…😈 But there will never be a time where she doesn’t turn me on…❤️😈❤️
