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I was so posing taking pictures of myself for my blog when my husband scared the shit out of me by grabbing me…lol…I liked how the pictures turned out so I thought I would share a few!XOXO I hope everyone is having a beautiful Sunday!!!!
“I have a goal in mind. Yours.” Levi drains his glass, thumps it down on the desk. “As long as you’ve got a good dream of what it’ll be like when we’re all farming and raising cows and shit outside the walls—that’s enough for me.” -
I mean I keep forgetting to post this but I guess now’s as good a time as any. The illustration I did for the Shiganshina Trio Artbook (which you can check out here) Its been so amazing working with these people and I’m let me take this time to formally
chlochloariadne: Another token greyscale. If you care to see them in colour, just let me know, I’m not fussed either way. Just stretching out here or some shit, IDEK. You should let me join you next time, babe ;)
snorl4x: dear everyone that sent me messages today, fuck you. i like myself and i am sick of being treated like shit when i have done nothing wrong. who the FUCK are all of you to tell me what’s wrong with my body and what i should change? i’m not
Sunday-Funday! Like my Ass? Wanna bend me over and make me listen?… Reblog this shit! :)
Actually I am much more than that. I am so much more than that. I love waking up and reading posts from a piece of shit wannabe slut shaming me. So, let me get this straight, the way to react when someone calls you out for their shitty behavior is to
maxgicalgirl: Ruby to Sapphire: Will you marry me? Me, knowing full well this was going to happen: *loud unintelligible screeching and sobbing* hOLY SHIT
Things went south and i spent 30 hours sewing (and ended up not getting paid for any of it) and called that the end of our business together for now.. Its left me in rather rough shape to have a friend i had held in such high reguard use me…becaus
;( I have to move back out. (text rant warning) ACCEPTING DONATIONSI can’t stay here any more. https://paypal.me/Skuttz Here is my paypal.me if you want to help.The shit: (how the fuck can i put this under a cut?)My sisters (ex?)bf lived with us
gnarly: me: *first one finished when eating with friends* me: *still hungry* me: *looks at friends food* me: “you gonna fuck dat up?”
mors-vxluntaria: bellamysbelle: i’m more upset when animals don’t like me than when people don’t @love-and-some-other-shit your dog
amortizing: me: “sleeps for 5 hours” tired me: “sleeps for 17 hours” tired me: “sleeps for a month” tired me: “sleeps for a year” still tired
ugly: if ur gonna talk shit about me behind my back at least look at my great ass
blasianxbri: when someone tells you they’re in love with you, that’s some serious shit. they’re basically saying “i am completely vulnerable to you. you have the power to destroy me emotionally, but i trust you won’t.”
don't promise me shit.
So I’m using this again…. Shagzilla someone send me shit
so this man came into my job today and tried to pay for his coffee with his black amex card…. that shit is TOO THICK for our credit card swiper so i was like, um, it’s not working. THEN this dude tried to hand me a benjamin like WHY WOULD
Don't wanna be bored at work kik me anyone Idc just chats please be mature and use proper grammar, hahaha sike troll me IDGAF just keep me from work cuz this shit is boring af! ItsRizza_Bruh
fitzefitcher: daggerpen: monicalewinsky1996: Trigger warning: Breakfast Holy shit. reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers This made me want to fucking sob
this-guard-life-is-crazy: Double text me, annoy me, give me your attention. I love that shit
I haven’t been on here in weeks. Which is quite a contrast to the 15 year old me who was on here for 8 hours a day, every day. But I guess time passes and shit changes. Sometimes people fuck you up. And maybe one of those people is yourself.
I’m feeling like total shit 😩 being sick is a fucking downer 😔 Talk to me people, make me feel better 😩💕 Kik me @pinchee_aremi
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT
sexhilaration: awksward: r-iviere: electric-wish: sexhilaration: holy fucking shit i couldn’t have put it better myself daaamnnnn I’m fucking done like i’ve said before. hOLY FUCKING SHIT
blkguy34: franklin44: rawnastyfreak: profreaksional: shonstorm: stubborn-taurus-stubborn: homiesituations: Homie situation This shit is hot……I wanna join I want this Freak shit Me too Fave In need of this
mouzekat89: acidmist: lookinq: hauty: holy shit at first i was like what a dumb transparent picture then i saw it on someones blog and was like HOLY FUCKING SHIT. omg this is so cool wtf omg so cool I wanna see it on my blog I feel like I just
maraquan: leviathans-in-the-tardis: theeyeofzoro: paulaintheskyy: izay2bfree: shedevilmagic: #Egypt Is Falling - Gas Masks & Tear Gas holy shit noo nooo all the artifacts shit The loss of the Library of Alexandria…The looting of the
saysarlacc: crownflame: lobokujo: you know i didn’t expect that. WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS BLACK MARKET KNOCK OFF MONStROSITY HOLY FUCKING SHIT Me as an object.
Whoa, so the touch screen on my phone went out yesterday morning, and I was smashing it on shit all day to get it to work. Then I wake up randomly out of a deep sleep, pick up my phone, accidentally drop it, and now it works somehow…..probably
the-goddamazon: Dudes who actually react when you giving him the suck up. Bless y’all. I love guy-moans. I love when he start cussin under his breath and shit. He start looking for shit to hold onto, grabbing my hair, can’t figure out how his life
escape-to-anywhere: flaawed: everybodysgolden: artforming: extrasad: lameshawty: homewrecks: exha1e: princsex: holy fuck damn oh my god who wrote this?? Sophie didn’t you write this? yeah hey holy fucking shit shit me right now
useless whining I haven’t gotten my eyebrows done in literally months and I have gotten my upper lip threaded because I hate that shit it makes me so self conscious when I don’t maintain my eyebrows and upper lip hair, I just completely give
aaahh I just wanna go on a walk through some woods in Maryland at Deep Creek or something, but none of my friends are game for that shit ahhhh fuck everyone
got the poof to work better a+ go me!
also did I already make a post about my brother moving to texas ?? :D :D everyone send positive vibes to him that he gets a security clearance and gets the job out in texas so his pathetic, shit ass fuck face self will be away from me!!! yayayayyyy!!!
so like I wish I spoke farsi so I could understand what my baba is saying when he curses me the fuck out luckily my sister in law was there tonight when he went apeshit on me so she could translate that he called me a piece of dog shit and a few other
stefan: shit, if I ever went bald, I’d use this guinea pig as a tupée gettin all the ladies with dat shit
I’m going to call the Vristav pairing ‘fuck shit up’ now and no one can stop me
look at Nepeta’s bloody ass hive cave she has dead shit everywhere Vriska what is this shit you even stepped on one of those die Terezi what the fuck and then we have mr. Karkat nice and tidy Vantas look at this organized and well kept room
virgoassbitch:Nothing is “TMI” for me. I’m nosy as shit. Tell me everything. Spare no detail.
rocketsyrup:dumpweedle:espeonprincess:keeppartyvangoing: kreuzader: solar-hunter: super-mama-ready: Pixels - Official Trailer (HD) - Summer 2015 WHAT wat this makes me cringe so hard help this looks like utter shit but then again >adam sandlker
clipartcoverart: pinkjumpluff: rhydonn: You have to be shitting me Holy shit it’s @clipartcoverart FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I feel like the second my husband and I see eachother and can be alone it’ll be like Daddy: “What do you want me to do to you” Me: “Just fuck me up”
luciferofficial: having a violence kink is the best thing because it’s like. someone wants to punch me in the face?? beat the shit out of me???? haha joke’s on them now their hand hurts and i have a boner
toxic-ponies: smidgetz: supermari-no: troubleneverfindsushere: wzrd-natalia: the-niggarich-theory: It’s So FUCKED UP that the Exact same thing she spent her life fighting against ultimately KILLED her! SMFH Dis shit needs to be taken more seriously
karma-karma-carmilla replied to your post:karma-karma-carmilla replied to your photo:A Blake… yoU LITTLE SHIT I CANNOT BELIEVE Hey I am a BIG shit
witchy-kitty: OMG THE PICTURE IN THE CORNER HAS RUBY IN IT. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? RUBY KNOWS HOW TO MAKE PIZZA. head canon accepted.
adventuretimemagazine: Y’all shoulda seen my water tower nigga shit was theeeeeeeeees high I swear
punpunichu: This is wrong!That scene gave me legit chills, holy shit.
paperseverywhere: i worked on this a few days ago but i didna really feel like finishing this ^m^’’put me in the trash lol
babesbooksandbattles: scdub: babefield: islandgod: africanaquarian: if any of you are bored you could try taking this color oracle assessment. it’s interesting this shit dragged my ass within the first two lines of text, I’m done! me as well
elasticitymudflap: greendad: My kinda shit: When Person A put their hand on Person B’s cheek and Person B puts their hand on top while turning their head just enough to kiss Person A’s palm it’s a mouthful to explain but man is it my kinda shit
why do most youtubers have to make racist and/or homophobic jokes in the in videos like shit man i just wanna watch people having fun in overwatch without you making shit jokes like that djfnvurntijbirjtbij
feel free to send me asks if u want~ but i cannot do doodle asks because no tablet~ //single tear
wtf is this adorable honoeli shit i cant believe this shit what even is this for
In response to a post I posted earlier, a screenshot of fanmails from a user saying, “I love yogis, when they’re naked” as well as, “You got something wet for me?” Then this guy says this fucking shit. Fuck you. I am not even going to be nice.
I should really block every man who messages me and goes on and on about how they want to support me, then when I give them options to pay me or subscribe, fucking radio silence. I’m a sex worker. This is my income. You can *only* support me financially.
