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“I <heart> Blood. Cut Me. Free. Treat Like Shit. I <heart> Cunt. I am Sub-Human.”
Mena Suvari pooping on the toilet, taken from “Spun” (hot scene) edited by me
notasenator: From journalist Matthew Keys’s twitter: https://twitter.com/MatthewKeysLive
No one had the twitter handle Porntendo. That is crazy to me. So it’s mine now. (The rest of this is entitled Porntendo Struggles to Twitter.)EDIT: Apparently, I can use twitter to just randomly yell shit at people. Interesting. EDIT: It’s
Help me, I’m a fat piece of shit, someone save me from myself hahaha
#realest_shit_ever#my_hearts_too_big#do_not_cross_me_though#repost
#Had_2_take_da_pic_myself#never_let_a_drunk_nigga_do_shit#saturday_night#party#VFW#me_and_my_homie_yogi
classyneevertrashy: no really i’m on my ‘fuck that bitch’ shit. you used to be the shit, but now you ain’t shit, bitch. reblogggg? <3
datdonk: atomictiki: sungodphoebus: ohgoditsafurry: foervraengd: Okay so I followed this video about foreshortening and… Sycra. I love you so much for making this video. YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME guys GUYS SHIT SHIT GUYS I *NEED*
karaboos: Art trade with @cartoonyafterdark I did read the petplay fanfic and let me tell you a thing That shit was great
underwatersins: shoulda used a better filter my man SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT IS LIKE A YEAR OLD AND IT BURNS TO LOOKi need to redraw this,,,,,
denselessly: coffeeandchapstick: denselessly: coffeeandchapstick how dare you i just lost my shit omgf I saw it and i couldnt breatheeee lsnslanskzkanakn i miss laughing about stupid shit omg Dude, remember that gif you showed me freshman year and
nefepants: thahalfrican: This shit killed me lmaooooo This is like listening to a record scratch over and over again, in really uneven and painful intervals.
beaky-peartree: estpolis: samael: dimetrodone: Blatent ~weird kink art~ isnt shocking to me anymore, but shit that feels fetishy but cant tell if it is or not like Constable-frozen or ASMR videos are weird and uncomfortable for me Several people call
granddaddylongdick: bando–grand-scamyon: poshbabyspice: demho3zhatinq: fckwithtony: Hold tf up this shit is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Littttttt I think about this a lot the goofy lil boy in the background kills me every time lol this my shit
i proudly maintained a low c high d average between 8th grade and 12th grade. just barely enough to graduate, but not enough where they were expecting shit out of me. the fuck i look like standing out?
straightboyfriend: straightboyfriend: id rather die than talk to one of those ppl who are like “you took 20 minutes to text me? well IM gonna take 40 minutes to text you thats what you get for ignoring me” people who are tagging this with “#im
I’m beginning to be convinced that you can’t actually give a shit about me or my issues unless you live at least in a different state from me. Because I can be suicidal and out of control right next to a person and nobody will give a fucking
What’s more fun than a panic attack?A panic attack at WORK.What’s more fun than a panic attack at work?A panic attack at work that was caused by getting shoved TOO MUCH WORK.What’s even MORE fun than a panic attack at work because of too much work?Me
samrgarrett: weloveshortvideos: Didn’t expect that. No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they
clientsfromhell: I worked on a card set for a corporation. I sent a proof to the client, and he calls me about 10 minutes later.Client: Hey! I’ve received the proof, and I just want to let you know that you’re seriously the shit. You’re the shit.Me: Oh,
caramel-kitteh: tamarussia: sungodphoebus: ohgoditsafurry: foervraengd: Okay so I followed this video about foreshortening and… Sycra. I love you so much for making this video. YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME guys GUYS SHIT SHIT GUYS are
i have two essays, an art project, ap stat, and precalc homework due today and tomorrow and i’m a literal piece of shit because i was supposed to do all that over break but lmao guess who didn’t and is gonna fucking fail this semester.
swimclubboys: From beast mode to “shit shit shit” in 0.5 seconds.
holy shit holy fucking shit pls tell me what their blog is that was such a tease i’m gonna die holy fuck pls.
why am i just now seeing this holy shit holy fucking shit mmmm helllll fuckinggggg yeahhhhhhhhh. u had me at fucking spitroasting mm yeah spoil my little princess hell yeahhhhhhhhh. i’m so envious of anyone who gets to please my precious aobobo.😍😍😍😍sly
tanaka–saeko: holy shit holy shit holy shit
@ people who make fun of u for complaining about breaking a nail: have u ever broken a nail bf. have u ever had 2 inches of nail just pull backwards and break off. bc boy let me tell u that shit fucking hurts fuck off
holy shit. my mom abused me. she emotionally abused me. doing research she fits a lot of the things, and reading about what happens to kids abused by their parents its to fucking close home. fuck. that’s not good. i don’t have words. my mom abused
cosbyykidd: I would do this Fuck no, I save them shits for me. I be needing them sauces and shit for my lunch when I pack one.
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: Who plays like this? That picture is fucking with me, giving me anxiety and shit
byrongraffiti: Who’s being violent? I guess I am blind looks like they are to me. You think we just started fucking shit up? Nah they provoked all this shit man. #FreddyGray #BlackLivesMatter #Baltimore
wwwbeautifullensecom: theblacksophisticate: JOE MORTON is and always will be THE SHIT. Papa Pope beasted this monologue, as per usual. Dragged Fitz like a bag of dirty laundry. absofuckinlutely one of my fav actors. the best in this series. Truth!
macbookprotagonist: jessehimself: Melissa Harris-Perry Narrowly Escapes An Attack During Iowa Caucuses I don’t know if he was there to kill me. Monday night I was sitting in a hotel lobby in downtown Des Moines with my back to a wall of windows, my
owning-my-truth: owning-my-truth: Google maps, Waze and shit should have an “I’m black” option. Seriously. Like I’m sure you’re doing a great job saving me 10 mins finding me the fastest route around traffic here or there. But why in God’s
thechubbycincinno: knowledgeequalsblackpower: huffingtonpost: There’s so much more to love than just her pantsuit collection. can you not? i’m voting for her okay. but don’t try to make me “like” her. it repulses me. and on top of it
ida-b-wells-b-whippin-yo-ass: dynastylnoire: wade-wilsons: Viola Davis on being Facebook friends with her childhood bullies. Same Hahaha, she is too real. I do the same. exact. shit.“Oh, I see you ain’t hit that glo’ up yet…”
90sblackgirl: aniyra: thepinkcornmoon: rosaymami: -goldmedal-: chrissongzzz: This is a must Read guys.✊🏿 This shit just pissed me off But y'all want these white girls .. mmhm . Damn shame . so you mean to tell me he didn’t know that
That’s not cool, homie probably hurt like shit. But I can’t lie I was crying laughing at this shit😂😂😂
futureblackpolitician: eronthebender: for-marginalized-bw-only: themelancholyblackwoman: Just a few words for Polaroid White Supremacist His crusty self has some nerve. He’s only popular because he shits on black women, he has no talent, his music
reversecentaur: ah…. the answer was here all along…. be rich! come from wealth! why did i not think of this………. Nigga my parents don’t own shit. My grandmother died not owning shit. How the fuck can anybody follow that fuck ass advice?
sobeitjayt:Stop putting bullshit in ya tagged/me i wanna see your face not the posts you relate to
puffsaddy: treygotguap: singularbra: treygotguap:I want a bitch that gon give me head without me even askingYo, what’s up I like long walks on the beach and giving you random bjs. Bitch idgaf what u like to do.. long walk ya ass outta here good
blackrebelz: jehovahhthickness:Lmaoooooooo not me nigga! I just………… I can’t…niggas is cancelled Nigga got a mattress on the floor of a studio apartment (I’m guessing, shit look like a janky motel room tbh) talmbout king shit, nigga
queenejanine: creamynut: People that unload all their problems on to you within a few minutes of meeting you be scaring the shit outta me. I have a coworker like this. It’s so annoying tbh “What’s up, I’m Greg”“Not
jehovahhthickness: amazing–menace: jehovahhthickness: The real enemy is Roseanne Barr. Not me Why TF would she do that shit!She made me think white folks were really human beings when I was a kid. Tf bro. White people are not human, boo. She
Two more hours til I go pick up Nick I am terribly bored ask me shit
My boyfriend hates me
i just really wish today never happened. i wish i could have kept my shit together. i had no reason. no fucking reason for crying and i couldn’t stop for almost 4 hours today. what the fuck went wrong (other than me). i don’t know. i had a
agirlwithwinter: adamndriver: That’s it. That’s the face that’ll be the fucking death of me. Not quite high res enough to warrant the big gif treatment, but I don’t care anymore, I just did it anyway. (x) Shit
lesbianboyfriend:gimmickbird:28dayslater:Trampolines are so fucking stupid like ooh look at me I can jump high. Worthless creation[id: a tweet from grimes to elon musk reading “I love you but please turn off ur phone or give me a dall. I cannot support
cosmic-rumpus: im done with my own shit as much as dirk is done with hals shit me @me:
Please feel free to massage me because I feel like a worthless piece of shit
bootyscientist:compliments about my looks are nice, but when people compliment me for my mind or my personality, that shit always means a whole lot more to me
kaliforhnia: why do people fuck with other people’s feelings its not ok its not right this bothers me so fucking much holy shit why get someone’s hopes up and then bam u leave stop treating good people like they’re a piece of shit.
¿Sabes? Siento tanto ser una mierda contigo, en serio, realmente lo siento. Nunca antes había sido así con una persona, y menos con una que me trata tan bien, en serio, siento tanto no ser lo que esperabas.
just waiting for the obligatory “happy new years!” texts that i’ll receive from people who could give two shits about me LOL
mvcsvi: diamondssrosegold: kushandwizdom: staytrillcunt: I promise you this will be me and my wife. Honestly, this will be me but worse lol I love this. 😊😊😊 this the kind of shit i look forward to.
antiflawless: cockkkkkkkk: sins-and-sluts: 2hood2function: lame-waves: bambisociety: cloudradical: frais-coco: Johnny Depp holy fucking shit help well you could knock me over with a feather baby HOLY JESUS SHIT MAN #bye
