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sexymisogyny: Follower submission I love truth in advertising, but that meat needs some marks and bruises. “Whore. Torture. Pig. Bitch. Cow. Fat. Slut. Daddy’s. fuck me. cock. shit on me."Â
Follow me on twitter if you want. I post wise shit, cocky shit, sarcastic shit, funny shit, and often give people advice and help them to feel better about themselves and deal with their problems. I’m a big bundle of niceness with a big fuck you
superstarfighter:Getting Shit Done. But first: Blog about your plans to get shit done, take pictures, make to do lists about how you want to get shit done, make tea, think about getting shit done.
Send me anons or ask me random shit. I'm booooreeed :c
thebigmonstersucc: we speaking about zaddys I got 3@ksuriuri ( polish accent daddy)@mttbrandkin (mettaton daddy)@nsfwamy22 (Texas daddy)they all buy me louis vuitton and they make me feel like I was born in Channel and christen in Gucci. I want nothi
I think people are gonna hate me for this, but i remember someone asking me for a good Batgirl story, and here’s the thing, if you want to read a GOOD Batgirl story, you will to see the back issues of Batman “No Man’s Land” in there you will see
instructor144:daddys-naughty-babygirl20:dressedincotton:He was making me toast late at night. I had not eaten my dinner earlier as I had been feeling unwell but I was starting to feel better and my appetite had returned.I started to whine and complain,
This legitimately makes me so mad at the system and society right now, even tho I’m white this makes me wanna change shit, this makes me wanna get racism outta the system, get it out of my system, because this ain’t ok, it isn’t ok that PoC are
jokebud: jokebud: jokebud: jokebud: jokebud: some anon just linked me to a fucking metal gear solid porn video holy shit holy shit holy shit DOAFSKJKODFLPGMJNMKODFLPGMKJN i want to die
I feel like answering questions no matter how personal and talking to my followers. Anyone have Kik or Snapchat or Skype? How about you send me asks? You can submit your nudes too if you really trust me (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
poopflow: *popular blog follows me* oh shit i better not fCUk *spaghetti spills out of my pockets* Shit shit what *throws computer after slipping in spaghetti* fUCK
chriscappuccino replied to your post “tmi but I feel like I might have another uti? shit shit shit shit shit…” Cranberry extract can actually cure a UTI! Plus i recommend taking it for preventative measures, too. You can get it anywhere that sells
forestofbigasstrees: I still have a hard time grasping the fact that these two are voiced by the same woman
turkeyfist:Youre shitting me
turkeyfist: Youre shitting me
nishinoyaforthesoul: Oikawa: *watching E.T.* Oikawa: beam me the FUCK UP 👽👌👽👌👽👌 alien shit alien sHit👌 thats ✔ some alien 👌shit 👌 right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right⭐👽️⭐👽️⭐️if i do ƽaү so my
harry2016: me first day of the semester: I’M GONNA GET AN A!!!!! I BETTER ORGANIZE MY NOTES!!!! I’M WRITING THIS IN MY PLANNER!!!! THIS IS SO COOL!!!!! I’M SETTING MY ALARM 30 MINUTES EARLY me the night before finals week: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
babygirlminaj: me What will you ever need to know that shit for except for some industrial application that has a computer there to figure that shit out for you anyway? Someone tell me please.
brittanywtf: quitethefreak: reenuka:He did it. Nah he really Shoulda gotten an Emmy for that scene Cuz I know fatherless black children were feeling that shit in their souls. I know I did. “Why he don’t love me?”Shit makes me cry every
hoeswithclothes: reallyreli: akemigirasol: meezumaki: chiief-x: white people never cease to amaze me smh This makes me sick. White people are the most violent individuals and have the audacity to play the victim yo. what.in.the.fuckn.shit.
closet-keys: amazighprincex: clarknokent: juleswatsvn: juleswatsvn: If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me Unfollow me too this goes double if you call
heymrsamerica: annevoh: jaileyrhode: jaileyrhode: I almost made a video but I was too angry to speak. This shit has to stop. Every time a weak ass man or a confused ass woman sends me a message trying to police me or tell me what I “should have
vanillascentedthot: curvedbullets: ieshatacos: selweezus: roslips: blackmodel: this made me vegan nasty @curvedbullets delete me rn This almost made me throw up Never taking a shower in that tub again like shit
stappls: granddaddylongdick: hazeleyed1: alexbelvocal: I’m doing everything wrong 🙃🙃 I love her! 📝📝 This was me in middle school and then after that i dont know what happened in highschool lmfao If that was me she did that to she
bae–electronica: fonzworthcutlass: Wild. 😲😫 You would have to cut me a financially-freeing check (a gang of zeros on that ho) and provide me two fifths of Henny Privilege to get me to do this wild shit with my parents.
beyonseh: bitch-youaint-shit: Some matrix shit Me when you find me sleeping with yo man what kind of shit. lmao
godboi: Me: I hate corny shit *sees something corny* Me: *blushing* I….hate…corny..shit…
OH SHIT GUYS I AM THE JOKER. SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK. I AM A PSYCHOPATH. FUCK.
fvck-twelve: That slam me down on the bed type shit, that grind on me and make me beg type shit.
jehovahhthickness: kayrida: jehovahhthickness: jehovahhthickness: I’m so low maintenance in a relationship, like just feed me, buy me nice shit and don’t lie to me and we’ll be great. And give me good dick every once in awhile. Every once
evolchris: τὸ shit τοῦ shit τῷ shit τὸ shit ὦ shit
no one wants to even talk to me, not even my bestfriends. i told you so.
whatever the fuck this gol d guy’s name was, I forgot because he’s useless, did anyone feel like he just was an annoying piece of shit god damn just shut the fuck up you fucking shit r2d2 just tore shit up and got shit done while this other
fuck man since being out of a job since monday has made me into such a disgusting piece of shit I’m already so out of shape like seriously bending my legs and doing any type of movement is fucking killing me
66point6: random follower: *says some dumb shit*me: “shut up you unfunny shit”mutuals: *says some dumb shit*me: “haha good one!”
trashg0d: blackpussy-supremeee: rebellesixx: 05-fubu: Me Me as shit Me like shit I’m the ugly
le-dope-shit: Me
agayjason-deactivated20220708:Earlier today in a scene my domme was degrading me and making fun of me for wanting to cum and they were like “have you ever heard of a fleshlight that cums??? Of course not, now be a good toy” and holy shit holy shit
averden: friend: *posts artwork*me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats
Life Advice: Honesty vs Shit:
scenephase: this guy in my precollege program broke up with this girl because he realized he was gay and she outed him to everybody in his school because she was mad he broke up with her so he fucked her brother and that is the wildest shit i have ever
ambivalent-hippie-shit: Me
OoOooOoOhHhH My god Kill La Kill, WhAt ThE fUcK aRe YoU DoInG To Me?!
Me and Rhin bouncing ideas off eachother but then the other always either makes it cuter/ more angsty like
e-jheman: Holy shit i am gay as fuck.
eversincelarry:when i see a cute girl: Holy Gay I Am Shit
disnerd: do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything
theductiletroll: jeanmarcoing: songs in a different language you like and then you look up the lyrics and it’s actually some fucked up shit
yaatogamii: My problem is that I’ll randomly get really motivated to do shit, but it’s within such a small window of time that I must do the thing at that EXACT moment and if I don’t the moment passes and I’ll have to wait like at least whole
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trying some Abe Lincoln shit idk lol
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sHIT WHERES MY TANGLED!NEGITORO DRAWINGGGGGG
firesemblem: help me
collar bone dermals. LOVE THEM 😍 & yes it hurt like shit.
wattup. i blog n shit.
The truth is I have my good days and my bad days but the lows never last long. I’m confident till I pull my high waist covers down but I just don’t want girls thinking I got my shit together yet just cause I have a fat ass
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