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Shit Happens.
Hi. I’m stuck at the cardiologist with a bunch of old people. And I’m starving. And the people in the office got steak and shake for lunch. And I can smell it. Did I mention I’m instagramming a shit ton of pictures and I look like a
And Shit
SHIT.
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shit-and-suicide:
Do we have a problem nigga? Wazzam round? We can do this shit right nah, you know how I get down. Man suck mah dick, cause I fucked your bitch. FUCK YOU, FUCK YA MAMA, FUCK YA WHOLE CLIQUE.
Seven: this rule is so underrated. Keep your family and business completely separated. Money and blood don’t mix like two dicks and no bitch. Find yourself in serious shit
Who got these niggas gassed up, tryina act tough? Talk shit and i'ma find out where you at bruh.
If I had a shotgun, you know what I’d do. I’d point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heaven on down for you.
Drunk as shit at Da Bar
From shit to roses. There’s a devil playing god.
Bitch, I am the principal now let’s get to testin. Textin yo bitch, now let’s get to sextin. I’m a wild muthafucka, you could say that I’m reckless. Don’t give a fuck what you do, I'ma stay flexin. Flexin, flexin, my shit
Who got these niggas gassed up tryina act tough? Talk shit and i'ma find out where you at bruh! Cause you could get yo beef cooked by this handy crook. Run up in yo crib and everybody gettin Sandy Hooked!
You’re an island of reality in an ocean of bull shit.
High-fiving your Past Self for not taking someone’s shit the last time you talked to them and finding out later they’re even more of a lil bitch than you thought ✌️
When you leave the tumblr app to check your texts and it auto scroll back to the stop= unhappy me
dollymyfolly: I’m the type of person who holds on to ticket stubs and photos and presses flowers but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which brilliantly illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of shit who can’t
My favorite part of kissing is when you are both just giving small kisses then all of a sudden they would bite your lip then shit gets real.
I talk shit hoping it leads to a play fight that turns into rough sex
patterfuck: I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust
dajo42: “this tastes like shit” “haha how do you know what that ta-”
dungeonsanddecafcoffee:D&D character archetypes explained by me
im actually cute as shit
I just thought I was pretty otherwise this is a shit post
this is me rn, drained and in a pile of teddy bears
come with me to Madrid, that's where Real play
Why did I only just start wearing a backpack again? They’re so freaking convenient and I can carry even more shit around yesss!
shit.
Shit Androgynes Write
idk man I’m in my feels and ik it’s better when ur not in ur feels and just do whatever the fuck u want but what kinda life r u living if u walk around not giving a shit at all u gotta care about something ya know
holy shit guys my radiator is freaking the fuck out and it’s so scary holy balls it’s like making weird, loud, creepy sounds right when i least expect it
holy balls i think i just cracked my chest like i was stretching since my back hurts, trying to make my muscles less tight, and i heard a crack in my chest craaaaazy shit goin down….
I catch way too many grammar mistakes in people’s writing Like the usage of “who” vs. “whom” and shit like that From how it looks right now, I’m gonna be a grammarian when I grow up A grammarian with many cats pugs
ugh alright i have a shit ton of work to do tomorrow plus homework plus college apps and ugh i could have gone to bed at midnight tonight but noooo i had to stay up till 2:30 am like an asshole and ruin my chances of waking up before 10. i’m so
fuck so i finished class today at 3pm and i was all pumped and ready for a productive ass afternoon because i usually have other shit to do till 5 but i didn’t but instead i just fell asleep from 4-9 and i missed dinner?????? fuck my life i love
fuck i think i’m nearsighted cus i’ve been having a lot of trouble seeing shit far away and i’ve noticed that when i read i have to hold books like 6 inches from my face to see ugh i don’t want glasses/contacts what a fucking pain
im such a fucking slut i really need to calm this shit down
I feel like such shit tonight
Everything’s gone to shit. I’m done
fuck fuck fuck fuck fcuk fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fcuk fcuk fuck fuck fuck fucknfuck fuck fuck fuck everything;s gone to shit
listening to some intense electronic shit to focus n study n whatnot and just sneezed right on the bass drop waht a spiritual experience guys
guys help i need more art blogs to follow bc one of my former favs turned out to be an islamophobic piece of shit lol plz help
snapbacksteven:People who believe in Steven vs People who are tired of seeing Steven pull dumb shit like this
Find a girl who talks shit just so you'll fuck her harder.
I was trying to look hot but I’m too high for that shit
Lmfao the shit u see in Baltimore !!
Gonna give this shit a try on my brakes for the tbss !!
fratsona: *posts art**IMMEDIATELY sees four anatomical errors, missing shit, part of the line i forgot to erase in eight different places and the silhouette of jesus burned into it*
Me, right now
Bleh my art is feeling stagnant or maybe something is stopping me from going 100%.
