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saiswhere: schmaniel: open-plan-infinity: turtleneckgrl: bosszoeeee: smiling-at-your-immolation: Unfollow me if you don’t believe black lives matter. ASAP do that shit immediately please Right now. Fucking bye ✌🏿️🖕🏿
sobeitjay: S/O to all my black folk listening to more than one genre of music instead of just rap while they friends look at them with that funny look Shit, niggas look at me funny for listening to female artists like Beyoncé and Solange and Corinne
thehighpriestofreverseracism: Noirbnb….like Airbnb, minus the racism. Black people inspire me everyday, the world gives us shit and we take it and turn it in to something beautiful. Necessity is the mother of all invention
germanni: all I do is eat carbs, talk shit, and masturbate I ain’t shit
letmehithat: gunzonyatmblr: mymoleculesmakeyouintoxicated: gunzonyatmblr: mymoleculesmakeyouintoxicated: allimaynicole: ravelwithoutacause: gunzonyatmblr: srlkiller: gunzonyatmblr: If you sucked my titties you could never talk shit about me.
kngshxt: dulcisoikos: kngshxt: hotankles: kngshxt: Listen. Miss me with that homewrecker shit. Cause bitches can’t get into the home unless somebody give em the keys. It’s so corny to blame sidepieces. They have no stake in the relationship
biohazerd: sophisticantsophia: theintrovertedartist: atasteoflee: edgarallan-hoe: yardie-boi: lovemystruggle: sexuallyrepressedwhitewoman: raisinghellinstyle: mrinmyzone: Real Shit Wow 😳 Woah This fucked me up Oh my god Ok
thereasonforthewordbitch: couldbekash: My whole life has changed… since you came in. bihhhhh I’m tryna get my shit together, why they doing this to me?
assflat: the-real-eye-to-see: Is this even possible? “Was it a vanilla or a caramel latte?” Tell me this was fake. This was the most extra shit I seen this decade.
karrmennn: tuby21: devthagoddess:I am crying !!!! Lmao Lol hahaha its called karma 😄 How 🤔 You look lame as hell if all you wanted was pussy and waited half a year for it. Shoulda told her that shit so you ain’t waste six months of your
dynastylnoire: 05-fubu: thismynewshit: lightskintgawd: 05-fubu: fukkce: 05-fubu: I be having to stop myself from calling guys bitch. Not on some disrespectful shit, but on some BIIIIIIIIITCH type shit Lmaooo I’ve had to catch myself so many
sighinastorm: gregwuzhere: blackpowerkink: beautifuldarkkskkin: lagonegirl: Aaron… 👏🏽🙌🏽 Aaron you get 5 stars😍 5 stars and a tip I see a lot of hurt people in the notes, let me help…when you’re an uber driver, that is your
Yo, if you see me like some freaky shit you reblogged
zackisontumblr:weirdest men’s room i’ve ever been in I wonder what went thru that place’s owner’s mind as they set that weird shit up. “Yes, let me look at a wall of moderately average looking women while I hold my dick and let
cockandpokeballs: Me walking down this stupid-ass staircase I’m fat, I already know I’m ripping that flimsy shit outta the wall.
oneoakdutch: theasthmakid: ebonybyg: tsunamiwavesurfing: mainmanblackdynamite: 0 to 100 nigga real quick this shit killing me cause it was breakfast hours What does tag teamed mean How do men really find the courage to offer dick and then throw
jupitersaurus: OKAY REAL QUICKIt weirds me out that 1) Hefner used Marilyn Monroe’s nudes without her permission2) He never ever met Monroe in his life3) Now he’s being buried next to her Shit is creepy.
bboyplankton: pussy-and-pizzza-x: mabinatittyyy: This nigga called me a hoe bc I took birth control everyday. He gon say don’t you only take it if you gonna have sex that day? Goodnight y’all I used to think tumblr was really hyping shit like
beachdeath: taylor swift invites me to her Reputation Secret Session listening party. i know that this means taylor’s read my blog, and she must know i’m not super happy with this album cycle. so i’m on my best behaviour, trying hard to be nice
c-bassmeow:Idk which one is funnier My kids school ran out of paper earlier this month. I doubt there’ll be a budget for firearms. Miss me with that shit
ashmfnpashhh: theshortchickwiththefro: bazeholdmybeer: gahdamnpunk: I’ll just leave this here What a piece of shit Fuck em up Yoooooo this motherfucker lives around the corner from me!!!!!
purplelittlemermaid: Watch this shit RIGHT NOW and thank me later!!!! Pleeeeease
diekingdomcome: afrodesiacworldwide: 😩disrespectful no female empowerment How far is tattoo far?This shit was wild because she dated old girl for a few months and they were friends before they started dating and could’ve told her respectfully
mortem-ex-supra: catchez: onlylolgifs: Water balloon popped in zero gravity STOP SHITTING ME if you don’t want this on your dash, you’re lying I loce shit like this
fuku-shuu: Eren: I remembered…that book of yours. Armin: Eh? Eren: When you gave it to me to read…That was the first time I…Before that…I never even thought about the world outside the walls…I only stared up at the clouds every single day.Of
threehoursfromtroy: galaxieranger: loveable-korrasami: Korra: *wakes up next to Asami every morning* Korra: *softly, every time* Holy shit. Asami: *Goes to sleep next to Korra every night* Asami: * softly, every time* Holy shit. Me: *Remembers Korra
notchicken: strazza-thats-me: dankickedphilsstickz: barackobaema: Australians need to stfu moaning about how hot it is. You live in fucking Australia. You should be prepared for this shit. OH, I’M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT? I COULDN’T QUITE HEAR
kakerukurosawa: person: your taste in anime is shit me: all anime is shit
asian: asian: so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit for eye shadow??? is it made out of unicorn shit what is naked 3 why is it called naked will it make her look naked why
originallyamina: auyitsalex: carefreeblvckgirl: I hope u sent that shit THIS HOLY SHIT!!! Me.
rickmoony: I don’t understand Tumblr’s hate for comments. Fuckers get mad that people are reblogging shit off them and adding ‘unnecessary ass comments’. I can understand if it’s personal shit and some random Joe Blow adds something like they
Tired …… of cleaning everything up, only to come home from work and have it all piled high again. … of living in a giant pile of everyone else’s shit that they keep saying they will clean up and never do. Seriously, this shit has
I feel like absolute dog shit. My headache is killing me. I feel like I got clubbed in the back of the head and I’m so clammy.
I contacted Neutrogena because of the negative effect it had on my face and they gave me a number to call next week. I hope they don’t think I’m making this shit up or anything. As soon as I got the reply my first instinct was to tell them
whes: mindyourstories: ghostofcommunism: mishmonkey:You know what makes me mad? I used to work at Pizza hut and everyday we would have to throw away perfectly good pizza or potato wedges or garlic bread in the bin because it was the wrong order or
Parents guilt tripping their kids with the “I fed/bathed/sheltered you” shit would be the equivalent of me going to work and yelling “hey I showed up! What more do you want!!” to my supervisor.
commanderboshtette: dynastylnoire: browngirlblues: dynastylnoire: hervacationh0me: If I was the xkit guy I wouldn’t have let yall run me off this bih, I would’ve been chillin reblogging puppies and pizza and shit and any time yall wanted something
radglawr: senilesnake: ascendmotherfucker: johnathanegbert: i found the video source Are you shitting me? AW SHIT, GET IT GURL Those poor leeks tho
yes, thongs. i been judging myself for the past week and a half talking about some “whyyyyy would your gay ass buy thongs????” but, my ass look fat in em and i just want my dude to beat the fuck out me for making him wait sooo long to get this bu$$$$$$y.
Again? I hate when i do this shit, i hate having to tell the dove that i slipped again, and this just fucking hurts. I just have to fight not to do anything else… why the fuck does this place bring out the worst in me?
thegirlwhocriedfoxface: flirtyblonde: I had this happen to me last night. I highly encourage anyone who uses Kik to block him. who. does. this. Holy fucking shit. THIS is what’s wrong with society right now. How could anyone think this is okay.
This hat is cozy as shit and it’s cold as fuck here
gingeyy: Took a billion sleepy snapchats This kid is amazingly adorkable. Gonna miss the shit out of him these next few months :(
So I had to dress for a funeral Saturday and bleh, I looked like shit.
milkworts: mugiwara-jm: Are you fucking serious is this a prank? how is this real. the purple one is doing the same pose. the moose has the exact same hair and color scheme for his clothes. the pink one has darker pink splotches and antennae. how can
geneticallyalien: play with my hair and tell me puns please:^)
tyruswillis87: xlkyng10: NEW SHIT. ME AND MY HONEY DIP. SHE GOT THAT GOOD PUSSY. I CAN’T SEEM TO EVER GET ENOUGH. I got 2 nuts off this shit 😂😂
excalibong: vine-whipped: im-alex-s: goldentot: nipuni: goddammittim: Black Desert Online character creation from 2nd Closed Beta. THIS JUST MADE MY ENTIRE MONTH holy shit it’s like photoshopping your own character into a game holy fuck it
I’m seriously gonna go back and do a compilation video of all the jokes that made me lose my shit bc there are a few that had me CACKLING…
HUGMOI
c0llarbonee: me: *sleeps for 4 hours* tired me: *sleeps for 8 hours* tired me: *sleeps for a month* tired me: *sleeps for a year* still tired
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kaliforhnia: Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.
verblassteseele: i never reblog shit - but this make me laugh about 5 minutes hahaha
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amortizing: me: “sleeps for 5 hours” tired me: “sleeps for 17 hours” tired me: “sleeps for a month” tired me: “sleeps for a year” still tired
webmd: let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit
funkelstaebchen: zccvx: if u want to kiss me, just kiss me don’t wait for me to kiss u bc it won’t happen bc im shy and ur cute Or better, just ask me, I’m too shy to ask you…
perfuckedtion: Today I’m wearing a lovely shade of I slept like shit so don’t piss me off
