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royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced
sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
thorlokid: Chris Evans, impersonating Tom’s impression of Chris playing Loki, pretending to be Captain America vs Tom Hiddleston, impersonating Chris Evans, as Loki, pretending to be Captain America
the-sunbird: thorlokid: Chris Evans, impersonating Tom’s impression of Chris playing Loki, pretending to be Captain America vs Tom Hiddleston, Impersonating Chris Evans, as Loki, pretending to be Captain America ACTING
cranberriesofficial: do not ignore pakistan. do not pretend like pakistan is not suffering. do not pretend that pakistan is not important enough to post about right now.
vixen-ceo: girls always pretend to be Latina in sex work =/ Bc latina isn’t a rave or an ethnicity and literally can be any look. So it’s super easy to fake and pretend to be one. Plus any SW knows that it’s probably one of the most
tfsplash: “…And this is what I look like when I’m pretending to think!” “Silly girl, why would you want to pretend to think?” “Well, isn’t that, like, what regular girls do?” “Regular is boring. Regular is what you were before you
royal-high:a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced
yolkpunk: unacted: girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be taught that their thoughts and opinions matter.
miketooch: jadekittykat: miketooch: oinonio: Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage? Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us…
senj0ugahara: How to attract men in manga be awkward pretend you hate him cry a lot How to repel men in real life be awkward pretend you hate him cry a lot
sheepdemon: capturd: capturd: capturd: when people pretend 2 be insane for no apparent reason Actually, it’s called Münchausen syndrome. This is an actual psychological mental illness. It’s when you pretend to have a physical or mental disease
theyellowbrickroad: whenever i have a crush on someone i have like 3 phases phase 1 where i wont shut the fuck up about them but i pretend i dont like them phase 2 where i start to try and read into what they are saying and pretend that they like me
nigganomicz: pretends to be dead inside but actually cares: scorpio, aquarius, capricorn, sagittarius , aries, gemini pretends to care but is actually dead inside: libra, cancer, virgo, pisces, leo, taurus
jemmasmmns: “I’d love to. But I don’t know…I think that ship’s sailed. It’s a dream, but I don’t think I’d really be good at it. I’m not a natural musician. But it was really fun to pretend. I’d like to pretend again.”
Chantelle pretended to be asleep to see if Mr. Crude would take advantage of her. When he didn’t, she pretended to wake up and then told him he could do to her whatever he wanted for the rest of the day.“Are you sure about that?” he
alittletoosmall: my mom wants to pretend we’re a functioning family again which means I get to suffer through all of them pretending to like and get along with each other for the sake of my moms image as a good mother
Fake 👆🏽 account. They be following you pretending to be me. I don’t mind fan accounts, i love them, but when you pretend to be me not cool in any books. by nikkibenz
sofapizza: sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person “look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg”
vinylyard: The Pretenders debut album on Sunday morning sounds. Featuring “kid” their best song ever. #pretenders #chrissie_hynde #newyork_punk #kid #sundaymorningrecords #sunday_morning_records #sundaymorning #classic_album #vinyl #vinylyard #mk2
bentsahra:Tfw when men do that thing where they pretend they have no control over their temper. LOL It’s so funny like am I supposed to pretend that I don’t know you’re completely self-aware and present during this rage performance. Or should I
youngwhomst: feminismism: Another one: feminismism: lobotomybarbie: Tfw when men do that thing where they pretend they have no control over their temper. LOL It’s so funny like am I supposed to pretend that I don’t know you’re completely self-aware
sofapizza: sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person “look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg”
the-absolute-funniest-posts: sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!
komplexxitiesof-kwest: jhenne-bean: herpowerisherown: are we going to pretend this didnt happen omfg yall you will never in your life catch me pretending this didnt happen this ish still pop
terrakeggnog: a gay man pretending to be straight trying to teach a gay woman pretending to be gay to be straight
tastyrepulsorboots: #the thing about Tony Stark is that he cares too much so he pretends he doesn’t care at all (via scratch-the-maven) Tony is a good guy pretending to be a bad boy.
pornheavenarisen: matureandsexy: http://matureandsexy.tumblr.com/ tumblr batch upload bloadr.com (FB) mom pretending to be asleep….that’s ok…..I pretended to masturbate and came all over her tits! =P
The first time I had sex with another male was in the summer of 2011…I was 24…it was very hot and I was in pretend love. Pretend love With the guy, not the sex…the love for gay sex was genuine. It’s interesting looking back
chadleymacguff: yourollthedice: OK so basically a girl posted a photo of herself pretending to be on the phone and she got like 1,000 notes within minutes. Well i’m pretending to be on the phone and getting dragged away by the demon from Paranormal
krijstman: jadekittykat: miketooch: oinonio: Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage? Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us…
saverockandroll: can we please stop pretending that john green is the most profound writer to ever exist no one is pretending…
Slowly sneak your hand between my legs when we’re watching a show. I like the part where we pretend I don’t notice and that you pretend you don’t notice me slowly spreading my legs
