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carsbigasbars-shitposting: thebrideofbaal: I REALLY HATE OLD WHITE MEN OMG STOP PRETEND TO BE SUGAR DADDY LMAO Now old Asian men. Some Tokyo looking niggas gonna have some money Pretending? Bitch is only salty because they can’t get no sugar.
dilazzaurus: I will admit to having a weakness for ships where one character pretends to not care at all for the other but then does really nice things while pretending it’s no big deal.
Don’t call Darren Wilson a sociopath, don’t let him off the hook for this, don’t pretend like his mental health is to blame for this atrocity, don’t pretend like he’s just mentally ill and ignore the fact that he is a white supremacist and
incestposts: I fuck my mother every morning for a month now. She pretends that she does not wake up while being fucked. I will try my mom’s ass tomorrow. I wonder whether she can pretend anymore.
swagscott: crisping: Does anyone else pretend they’re in a music video when you’re jamming to your music with headphones in? ALSO IF YOURE A FILM DUDE U PRETEND YOURE THE DIRECTOR OF SUCH MUSIC VIDEO
r4dl4tul4: Stop pretending that all asexuals are aromantic Stop pretending that all aromantics are asexual Stop equating asexuality to aromanticism
hi-nu-roly: jadekittykat: miketooch: oinonio: Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage? Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us…
miketooch: jadekittykat: miketooch: oinonio: Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage? Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us…
sofapizza: sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person “look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg”
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colmanolivia: Beautiful European Films: The Lobster (2015) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos“It is more difficult to pretend that you do have feelings when you don’t, than to pretend you don’t have feelings when you do.”— Shot in Ireland.
hharry: One day, as he was playing golf, he thought that it is more difficult to pretend that you do have feelings when you don’t than to pretend you don’t have feelings when you do. THE LOBSTER (2015)
bamf:One day, as he was playing golf, he thought that it is more difficult to pretend that you do have feelings when you don’t than to pretend you don’t have feelings when you do.THE LOBSTER (2015)dir. Yorgos Lanthimos
dbvictoria: Playing pretend never gets old. When we’re adults, we tend to limit it to daydreaming, but when we’re kids? We interact with our environment and pretend to be our heroes and favorite characters. Tree branches become lightsabers, or a
denisaaaa: ignobler: psychofactz: More Facts on Psychofacts :) *pretends he didn’t read that* Hot showers followed by cold showers are even healthier *REALLY pretends he didn’t read that…*
calmingmanatee: [IMAGE DESCRIPTION: A photograph of an adult manatee with a baby manatee. TEXT: “Please do not spend your time pretending to be something you are not. You are so much better than anything you could ever pretend to be.”](Image credit
youngwhomst-moved:feministakari:feministakari:bentsahra:Tfw when men do that thing where they pretend they have no control over their temper. LOL It’s so funny like am I supposed to pretend that I don’t know you’re completely self-aware and present
HELLo (actually kind of old photo) (it was on 11th of August) (let’s pretend we don’t see Noel) (let’s pretend we don’t see anything)
Who here pretends to be the singer of the song you're listening to, and you create your very own music video in your head, or you just pretend to sing on stage?
kimpoy06pao: Girls: The problem with guys is they pretend to like you when they don’t. Boys: The problem with girls is they pretend they don’t like you when they do.
2iconic2bait: quickweaves: jarango-unchained: toinfinityandbeyonce: taco-bell-rey: I just spent my afternoon pretending to be Azealia Banks on grindr. I need to get a life. a white body pretending to be be a trans woman version of azealia banks and
devalina: femonster: feministdisney: “I can’t pretend I don’t have some rotting branches; we can’t pretend our privileges don’t exist just because we do not like them. To relinquish the power they hold, we have to constantly expose them
sassy-hook: PARKER: Remember the other night when you were playing with your pretend friends?HARDISON: They’re real.. they.. look they’re not pretended they’re just not in the same room with me.PARKER: They’re an elf, a dwarf and a thing with
jacqkruk:Lucifer and MC tried making cookies… but pretend this never happened! Get rid of the proof!You can insert your MC there or just pretend MC is completely covered in flour o_o
nigganomicz: pretends to be dead inside but actually cares: scorpio, aquarius, capricorn, sagittarius , aries, gemini pretends to care but is actually dead inside: libra, cancer, virgo, pisces, leo, taurus
pepperf: Marmalade, pretending to be a Dutch still life. Previously, she’s pretended to be Renaissance: ETA: dadaist?
lirryxnouis: fic trope: enemies to lovers me: nice fic trope: pretend couple me: nice fic trope: enemies pretend to be couple me: N I C E
apathetic-revenant: apathetic-revenant: we’ve got tv shows about people who pretend to be psychic but are just really observant. I want a tv show about someone who’s actually psychic but has to pretend to just be really observant. the main character
rushman2-0: awed-frog: adults pretending to be teens in us shows adults pretending to be teens in european shows Via @prettyaveragewhiteshark
bentsahra:Tfw when men do that thing where they pretend they have no control over their temper. LOL It’s so funny like am I supposed to pretend that I don’t know you’re completely self-aware and present during this rage performance. Or should I
himbofisher:furfaggy:what is really more embarrassing, wearing a fursuit and pretending to be an animal or wearing clothes and pretending not to betell me, will,
long-may-he-reign:falsedetective:falsedetective:don’t pretend the Great Tag Ban isn’t funny. don’t pretend that content being automatically removed from the site for using arbitrary terms like “girl” or “tony the tiger” isn’t hilariouswe
almondina: Let’s just all take a moment to appreciate the fact that little David McDonald ran around the playground pretending to be the Doctor on an adventure with Sarah Jane and then grew up and got paid to pretend to be the Doctor on an adventure
jadekittykat: miketooch: oinonio: Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage? Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us… i..
sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
terriamon: peujeune: terriamon: are we done pretending supernatural is a good show Excuse fucking me? Say that again bitch? are we done pretending supernatural is a good show
Remember that one episode of Teen Titans where Robin goes away for a while and the other Titans dress up in his outfit and pretend to be him because it feels cool? OK so imagine that but with Steven Universe and everyone pretending to be Garnet.
theblondeoneswife: Listen Fiona deserves all the awards for how incredible she is and how amazingly she potrays Nica, Nica!Chucky and young Charles.In fact she plays Nica, Nica!Chucky, Nica pretending to be Chucky, Chucky pretending to be Nica and young
peanuttoffee:you can pretend you don’t miss meyou can pretend you don’t care
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced
kidsboop: NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE. NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
jargonath: suicideblonde: Vampires pretending to be humans pretending to be vampires? I WOULD WATCH THAT MOVIE. One of my favorites movie quotes
wizardsmarsh:obsidiannebula:fantasyrizzo:im gonna be real i do think we need to spend more time as a society encouraging adults to play pretend in structured ways bc what i’m getting from a variety of sources is we all like to make fake shit and pretend
kiriiv: eez: tumblr where apparently it is very trendy to pretend to worship Satan what do you mean pretend
full-time-avenger: tonystarkis2spooky: trollcatty: t0nystarkhasaheart: batheinhisblood: avengeallthethings: Tony Stark, everyone. Robert Downey jr everyone. it had to be corrected Tony Stark pretending to be Robert Downey Jr pretending to be Tony
phiife: jhenne-bean: herpowerisherown: are we going to pretend this didnt happen omfg yall you will never in your life catch me pretending this didnt happen This is iconic.
incorrecttendershippingquotes: Marik: Alright, so you and I are married.Malik: We are not married.Marik: Relax, it’s just pretend.Malik: I don’t wanna pretend.Marik: Scared you’ll like it?Malik: Okay, if we’re married, I want a divorce.Ryou:
explosivesteel: posyfoot: Me when I was 5 pretending I was opening the automatic doors at the grocery store with the force: me at age 19 pretending i’m opening the automatic doors at the grocery store with the force:
sglovexxx: Liu Suicide - Let’s Pretend to be Bunny Rabbits https://suicidegirls.com/girls/liu/album/997818/lets-pretend-we-are-bunny-rabbits/
themiraculousladyblog:Adrien: Oh my gosh, okay, there’s Ladybug. Watch, just watch this.Ladybug: *walks past the table*Adrien: See?! Still pretending she’s not interested in me.Nino: …Adrien: Oh, she’s coming over. Just pretend like we don’t
valkyriethunderbitch:opiumhug:it’s infinitely more accurate to characterize a trans woman as a woman pretending to be a man than it is to say she’s a man pretending to be a womanThis is such an important point, and it hits at the crucial problem that
sieralashell: “What’s terrible is to pretend that second-rate is first-rate. To pretend that you don’t need love when you do; or you like your work when you know quite well you’re capable of better.” Doris Lessing, The Golden Notebook (via
