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That’s what real love amounts to- letting a person be what he really is. Most people love you for who you pretend to be. To keep their love, you keep pretending- performing. You get to love your pretence. It’s true, we’re locked in an image, an
ridge: do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed or pretend like you did see something just to see the person get adorably flustered.
poisonandacure: So, what, you want us to pretend to be one big happy pack-family?Well, yeah. Except not pretend.Hunter!Stiles Sterek AU: How to Tame Your Werewolf - Part 10a of (x) Prev. | Next
rosamundpikesource: Nick loved a girl who doesn’t exist. I was pretending, the way I often did, pretending to have a personality. I can’t help it, it’s what I’ve always done: The way some women change fashion regularly, I change personalities.
lulz-time: sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
cinematapestry: “Pretend it’s all pretend.”-One Hour Photo (2002) dir. Mark Romanek
skinner0box: neshtasplace: valkyriethunderbitch: opiumhug: it’s infinitely more accurate to characterize a trans woman as a woman pretending to be a man than it is to say she’s a man pretending to be a woman This is such an important point, and
terrakeggnog: a gay man pretending to be straight trying to teach a bisexual woman pretending to be gay to be straight
sofapizza: sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person “look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg”
googlebus:There’s a lot more people pretending to be straight than there is pretending to be bisexual
dadstielkline:jack: [pretends to be asleep so castiel will carry them to bed and tuck them in]castiel: [knows jack is pretending but carries them to bed and tucks them in anyway]
Laurie Juzpeczyk: I can’t tell if he still cares, or is he just pretending Dan Dreiberg: If he’s pretending, he still cares
herhappysissywife: lecocuquotidien:and the fun will really begin, love! xoxox, emmie @ le cocu quotidien. Play, Practice, Pretend……i remember when i used to try and pretend.Now it comes so naturally, it doesn’t feel like “make believe.”
Donald Trump pretending he’s a viable candidate for the presidency reminds me of that time Denise Richards pretended to be a nuclear scientist in The World is Not Enough.
objaculation: so i was sucking a candy cane pretending it was Hyo’s dick and i made a shank I can do better….and pretend if it’s Wolf o Donnell’s Dick (I’ll post a real picture soon)
robin48-blog: mislori: beckybrass-florida: 💋 The only way I was destined to be. 69 with my Gurlfriends. Then the beautiful spin and Sissy Kiss, Them the Beautiful Humiliation Sets In. We pretend we just didn’t do that. We pretend we are normal.
lookforalice:“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” ―Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Mother Night
senj0ugahara: How to attract men in manga be awkward pretend you hate him cry a lot How to repel men in real life be awkward pretend you hate him cry a lot
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced
fcebk: if u were one of those assholes who pretended to like the ugly/uncool kid who liked u and pretended to ask em out as a joke just to be funny amongst your asshole friends i hope u spend life alone cause that isnt fucking funny
scoutmeme: “i pretended to be nonbinary on tumblr so i could be accepted” oh yes, i completely understand. i do a similar thing. i pretend to be cis in real life so i dont get harassed and killed! i see where youre coming from!
miketooch: oinonio: Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage? Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us…
phiife: jhenne-bean: herpowerisherown: are we going to pretend this didnt happen omfg yall you will never in your life catch me pretending this didnt happen This is iconic.
blvck-is-a-culture:phiife: jhenne-bean: herpowerisherown: are we going to pretend this didnt happen omfg yall you will never in your life catch me pretending this didnt happen This is iconic. 💸💸💸
I’m not sure how much longer I can continue pretending to be a functioning being, much less pretending that I’m fine and everything’s good to the people around me. I’m finally to the point where I want it all to just stop.
space-flannel:Why is LARP so much more taboo than historical reenactment why is pretending you’re a wizard less socially acceptable than pretending you’re a confederate
goghue: Thanks for pretending not to see me while I was pretending not to see you in order to avoid a miserably awkward conversation. #Amsterdamcr: dutchie
sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
phonesignal: fohk: remember when pretending to love eating ass was popular who was pretending?
bestoftheboys: He always pretended to be asleep when his roommate played with his dick and sucked him off. That way, they could both pretend it never happened. But it happened a lot.
mislori: beckybrass-florida: 💋 The only way I was destined to be. 69 with my Gurlfriends. Then the beautiful spin and Sissy Kiss, Them the Beautiful Humiliation Sets In. We pretend we just didn’t do that. We pretend we are normal.
-kevinduong: ambermeiser: can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars Can we pretend that morons on Tumblr are naive bitches. I could really cut a bitch right, bitch right now, bitch right now. SO MEAN!! XDDDD ^^
theyellowbrickroad: whenever i have a crush on someone i have like 3 phases phase 1 where i wont shut the fuck up about them but i pretend i dont like them phase 2 where i start to try and read into what they are saying and pretend that they like me
Of course I would want to know why you questioned me about a person, what did you want me to do? Lie to my own boyfriend? Pretend like nothing happened? Pretend like I’m okay with all of this? Im not. Mostly when it has to deal with someone I
Responda com sim, não e talvez:Já teve uma paixão não correspondida? Sim.Tem mais de 12 anos? Sim.Namora? Não.Já perdeu alguém muito especial? Sim.Tem melhor amiga? Sim. Já xingou algum tumblr em anônimo? Não.Pretende se casar? Sim.Pretende
yolkpunk: unacted: girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be taught that their thoughts and opinions matter.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
sometimes I forget how much my last relationship fucked me up until I do some shit to get a woman to fuck me or feed my sexual desires and then pretend like she never existed. Essentially the same thing that happened to me, but I don’t pretend like
sofapizza: sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person “look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg” Animals are so fucking smart, but we kill them. What a shame
ruffhauzer: bearestroika: growingmygut: that’s a real man No. I am entirely make believe, and also a muthafuckin’ lady. I’m a pretend lady. That’s a hot pretend lady.
cancerousuniverse: miketooch: jadekittykat: miketooch: oinonio: Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage? Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the
cpwiser10:stop pretending like asexuals lack romantic feelings 2k15stop pretending like aromantics lack sexual feelings 2k15stop mixing up aro and ace all the time 2k15stop treating aros/aces like children 2k15
sofapizza: sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person “look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg”
#it’s a british actor pretending to be southern pretending to be british #we have to go deeper
jadekittykat: miketooch: oinonio: Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage? Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us… i..
goonparadise: Mmmmmm, my big boy is so hard and needy. Don’t you wish all that cum was yours? Just pretend, I’ll hold your cock and point it at my pussy while you grunt and pretend to cum all over me…then you can look down at it and feel the
miwadake: like How much longer are people going to stop pretending that racism isn’t a large part of fandom culture? And I don’t mean things like outright slurs or overt racism. When are people going to stop pretending that things like micro-aggressive
They Pretend To Be Us While Pretending We Don't Exist
10knotes: claudiagray: Which is more awesome? Both Xaviers pretending to do the Magneto thing, or both Magnetos pretending to do the Xavier thing? (Trick question: They are both at MAXIMUM AWESOME VELOCITY and thus neither can be more awesome than the
incestposts: I fuck my mother every morning for a month now. She pretends that she does not wake up while being fucked. I will try my mom’s ass tomorrow. I wonder whether she can pretend anymore.
Who here pretends to be the singer of the song you're listening to, and you create your very own music video in your head, or you just pretend to sing on stage?
jakemalik: demon-poxing: jakemalik: jakemalik: I was pretending to waterbend at my friends pool today and her mom walked in on me when I was pretending that the fire nation was attacking and I was building up giant walls of water to protect us all
bsfnr: “You promised you’d pretend to love me until I died, and instead you’re pretending I’m dead.” — Jonathan Safran Foer, ‘Everything is illuminated’
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