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“…And this is what I look like when I’m pretending to think!” “Silly girl, why would you want to pretend to think?” “Well, isn’t that, like, what regular girls do?” “Regular is boring. Regular
mykinkyfamily: oedipusreigns: As kids, my sister and I would pretend we were animals and run around the house. Back then she liked to be a unicorn. Now she pretends to be a dog in heat, hoping that her big strong brother will catch her scent and mount
be-long: Por favor, não me prometa que é pra sempre, se o seu pra sempre for só até amanhã. Não jure que irá segurar a minha mão se não pretende me puxar de volta quando eu estiver prestes à cair. Não me erga alto demais se não pretende subir
blueeyedmarilyn: The thing is.. this is my body. This is the way it is. It’s probably going to get bigger. I’m perfectly okay with that. Like I said, MY body. Isn’t it lovely? I won’t pretend to be skinny and you won’t pretend to hide your
feenazty: beaverbrooke: She pretends to be sleeping. He pretends he believes her. Softly moaning, her eyes closed shut. He bites his lower lip and eagerly presses his fingers inbetween her pussy lips, locating her sensitive clit. He rubs her, rubs
incestposts: I fuck my mother every morning for a month now. She pretends that she does not wake up while being fucked. I will try my mom’s ass tomorrow. I wonder whether she can pretend anymore.
I loved the way my mother rewarded me for going out with her to her stuffy business functions and pretending to be her boy toy. Then again…given the way she rewarded me…I’m not so sure there was a whole lot of pretending going on.
discolor3d: People think it’s fun to pretend you’re a monster;Me, I spend my life pretending I’m not.
lulz-time: sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person Hilarious
meandmygem: lisaskitty: I don’t see why some girls pretend to like cum. Either you do or you don’t. If you’re gonna suck a guy’s dick you better be ready to swallow that delicious load. Just embrace it. Lol. :p I never pretended to like cum
7023.) Is it too much to ask to be genuinely happy? I can pretend to be happy, but pretending isn't satisfying.
cherubesque: let’s pretend this is me lol I am. And I’m pretending it’s me under you
phiife: jhenne-bean: herpowerisherown: are we going to pretend this didnt happen omfg yall you will never in your life catch me pretending this didnt happen This is iconic.
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goodgirl9: OH it’s me pretending to be sexy c: Yeah, “pretending”.
aztec-dreams: “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” ― Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night
benhenrygale: sexysexnsuch: daddysfantasies: daddysnaughtythings: Do you want to play pretend, princess? You can pretend to be in charge and daddy will do whatever you want. Lol ~Katherine Benvenuti nello STURORECCHIA BLOG
Responda com sim, não e talvez: Tem mais de 12 anos? Sim.Namora? Não.Já perdeu alguém muito especial? NãoTem melhor amigo? Sim.Tem melhor amiga? Não. Já xingou algum tumblr em anônimo? Sim $: Pretende se casar? Sim.Pretende ter filhos? Talvez.Acredita
batorboy: madeitmove: Mommy Monday or at least she will pretend she doesn;t Mommies like to play pretend with their sons.
onlytaboosex: oedipusreigns: As a kid, my mom and I would pretend we were animals and run around the house. Back then she liked to be a unicorn. Now she pretends to be a dog in heat, hoping that her big strong son will catch her scent and mount her
{Day 03 - Your Favorite Television Program} Narrator: As he stared at her, he reached around his back and held his own hand, pretending he was holding hers. And at that very moment, she was pretending to be holding his. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE ME, PUSHI
sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
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pirateking001: blueeyedmarilyn: The thing is.. this is my body. This is the way it is. It’s probably going to get bigger. I’m perfectly okay with that. Like I said, MY body. Isn’t it lovely? I won’t pretend to be skinny and you won’t pretend
Dizia Bob Marley: Não me chame de amor, se não for capaz de me amar. Não me chame de vida, se pretende me tirar da sua, não me chame de bebê, se não for cuidar de mim, não me chame de coração se pretende machucar o meu, não me chame de anjo
oedipusreigns:As kids, my sister and I would pretend we were animals and run around the house. Back then she liked to be a unicorn. Now she pretends to be a dog in heat, hoping that her big strong brother will catch her scent and mount her for breeding.
oedipusreigns: As kids, my sister and I would pretend we were animals and run around the house. Back then she liked to be a unicorn. Now she pretends to be a dog in heat, hoping that her big strong brother will catch her scent and mount her for breeding.
nussstrudel: “All right, anti-vaxxers. Let’s pretend you’re right. You’re not.Pretending is not science” - Hannah Gadsby - Douglas (2020)
wrotten:Some guy: pretending to be dumb isn’t cuteMe: *is not pretending*
roachpatrol: jumpingjacktrash: eighthchiharu: antielricest: notconfusedanymore: antielricest: Then stop normalizing it Then stop romanticizing it Then stop pretending it’s “hot” Then stop pretending it’s “cute” will you ever understand
writingdirty: Grown women pretending to be little girls pretending to be grown women.
memphisgreenphotography: Hail to whatever you found in the sunlight that surrounds you. Pretend all the good things are for you. Pretend all the good things are for me too and the weather changes not halfway between your house and mine. // by Rilo
terriamon: peujeune: terriamon: are we done pretending supernatural is a good show Excuse fucking me? Say that again bitch? are we done pretending supernatural is a good show It *was* a good show. Now it’s a guilty pleasure that just needs
eruditetyro: eat-your-potato-greens-blog: raybucho: eruditetyro: pretend a trillion motherfucking dollars bitch i will actively be gay for a year I think this means you have to pretend to be straight for a year if you’re gay that’s called
senj0ugahara: How to attract men in manga be awkward pretend you hate him cry a lot How to repel men in real life be awkward pretend you hate him cry a lot
OK so basically a girl posted a photo of herself pretending to be on the phone and she got like 1,000 notes within minutes. Well i’m pretending to be on the phone and getting dragged away by the demon from Paranormal Activity so yeah I deserve notes
jadekittykat: miketooch: oinonio: Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage? Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us… i..
skinner0box: neshtasplace: valkyriethunderbitch: opiumhug: it’s infinitely more accurate to characterize a trans woman as a woman pretending to be a man than it is to say she’s a man pretending to be a woman This is such an important point, and
curseworm: curseworm: people writing unfunny things and pretending they were written by bots is the equivalent of parents writing faux deep tweets and pretending their child said it “we know its old because its covered in cobwebs and voted for trump”
scarecrowmes: duxwontobey: curseworm: curseworm: people writing unfunny things and pretending they were written by bots is the equivalent of parents writing faux deep tweets and pretending their child said it “we know its old because its covered
itsveachiebro: I’m not in a relationship but I have these moments where I pretend I am in one. So lonely right now, but I pretend when I’m lying in bed or on the couch, I’m with him. He is kind and sweet and passionate. We lie in bed together,
sereiaurban: Venha na minha ask e me pergunte:Quantos anos?Tem namorado (a)?De onde você é?Acredita em signos?Qual seu nome?Comida favorita?Qual seu insta/facebook?Uma lembrança legal.Tem mais de um tumblr?Sempre recebe ask’s?Pretende se casar?Pretende
overtrip: Venha na minha ask e me pergunte: Quantos anos? Tem namorado (a)? De onde você é? Acredita em signos? Qual seu nome? Comida favorita? Qual seu insta? Uma lembrança legal. Tem mais de um tumblr? Sempre recebe ask’s? Pretende se casar? Pretende
mrtrohman: Just LARPing, pretending to be a band, pretending to faux toe shoot #falloutboy #lightemup #cats
[As a child] I used to pretend to be on the London Underground—I’d pretend to be a really stressed-out commuter, and sit and read the paper in the hallway and wait for my stop. I was a strange child.
sofapizza: sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person “look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg”
terriamon: peujeune: terriamon: are we done pretending supernatural is a good show Excuse fucking me? Say that again bitch? are we done pretending supernatural is a good show
bluegrasshole:a d&d group who have only ever played virtually are forced to meet up and join forces when it seems their dm has gone missing. the group is comprised of beautiful popular athlete pretending to be a dork online, a dork pretending to be
webbcrawler: profeminist: “Gonna go ahead and get this ball rolling early: Pretending to test positive for COVID-19 isn’t a funny April Fool’s joke” - Emma Handy Also not funny: Pretending you’re about to say that you’ve tested
powermonk: azaleatown: powermonk: just saw a post saying “look at this person pretending to be psychic for clout” how can i explain to you every person who says theyre psychic are pretending for clout I hope you felt good posting this because
tonysopranobignaturals:ubernegro:Elon pretends to fire paid actors hired to be Twitter employees, and people on the Internet cheerPeople are pretending to be laid-off Twitter employees carrying boxes outside of HQElon Musk putting on a manufactured public
“That’s what real love amounts to - letting a person be what he really is. Most people love you for who you pretend to be. To keep their love, you keep pretending - performing. You get to love your pretense. It’s true, we’re locked
royal-high:a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced
i’m just gonna let this night go to the dark RPF place i know some of you were thinkin about see it’s not that weird, because i drew their wife/gf there filming it that makes it not weird i’m just really excited about sherlock s3 okay
tarukai788: sheepdemon: capturd: capturd: capturd: when people pretend 2 be insane for no apparent reason Actually, it’s called Münchausen syndrome. This is an actual psychological mental illness. It’s when you pretend to have a physical
mamalalonde: mamalalonde: mamalalonde: i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried
miketooch: jadekittykat: miketooch: oinonio: Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage? Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us…
![[As a child] I used to pretend to be on the London Underground—I’d pretend to be a really stressed-out commuter, and sit and read the paper in the hallway and wait for my stop. I was a strange child.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/5f5131fc003a500f03f40e225cbc5e68/tumblr_n8d7rtRd8Y1sqz43io1_250.jpg)
