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phiife: jhenne-bean: herpowerisherown: are we going to pretend this didnt happen omfg yall you will never in your life catch me pretending this didnt happen This is iconic.
blackfashion:brinajay-27:blvck-is-a-culture:phiife:jhenne-bean: herpowerisherown: are we going to pretend this didnt happen omfg yall you will never in your life catch me pretending this didnt happen This is iconic. 💸💸💸 I remember this
sofapizza: sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person “look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg”
eleathyra: thorlokid: Chris Evans, impersonating Tom’s impression of Chris playing Loki, pretending to be Captain America vs Tom Hiddleston, Impersonating Chris Evans, as Loki, pretending to be Captain America Finally.
thorlokid: Chris Evans, impersonating Tom’s impression of Chris playing Loki, pretending to be Captain America vs Tom Hiddleston, impersonating Chris Evans, as Loki, pretending to be Captain America
rushman2-0: awed-frog: adults pretending to be teens in us shows adults pretending to be teens in european shows Via @prettyaveragewhiteshark
t0nystarkhasaheart: batheinhisblood: avengeallthethings: Tony Stark, everyone. Robert Downey jr everyone. it had to be corrected Tony Stark pretending to be Robert Downey Jr pretending to be Tony Stark. There, corrected even more.
terriamon: peujeune: terriamon: are we done pretending supernatural is a good show Excuse fucking me? Say that again bitch? are we done pretending supernatural is a good show
systlin: fancynewaddress: space-flannel: Why is LARP so much more taboo than historical reenactment why is pretending you’re a wizard less socially acceptable than pretending you’re a confederate This…is…a decent question. I have never seen
parlezvousladybug: doublepasse-writes: nussstrudel: “All right, anti-vaxxers. Let’s pretend you’re right. You’re not.Pretending is not science” - Hannah Gadsby - Douglas (2020) I love this woman. Hannah Gadsby is the bomb
powermonk: azaleatown: powermonk: just saw a post saying “look at this person pretending to be psychic for clout” how can i explain to you every person who says theyre psychic are pretending for clout I hope you felt good posting this because
the-pigeon-king: thesassybunnies: “My sisters cat doesn’t like leafy greens but pretends to eat them to make her bunny feel comfortable“ (via) Cats are social eaters!!! Straight up pretending to eat bc wants to feel involved.
powermonk:azaleatown: powermonk: just saw a post saying “look at this person pretending to be psychic for clout” how can i explain to you every person who says theyre psychic are pretending for clout I hope you felt good posting this because im
fartgallery: When my dog is sitting in my spot: *pretends to start sitting down, dog moves immediately* When my cat is sitting in my spot: *pretends to start sitting down, cat doesn’t move. Hovers just barely above cat, cat doesn’t move. Butt touches
bluegrasshole: a d&d group who have only ever played virtually are forced to meet up and join forces when it seems their dm has gone missing. the group is comprised of beautiful popular athlete pretending to be a dork online, a dork pretending to
eruditetyro: eat-your-potato-greens-blog: raybucho: eruditetyro: pretend a trillion motherfucking dollars bitch i will actively be gay for a year I think this means you have to pretend to be straight for a year if you’re gay that’s called
prokopetz:Say what you will about magical shapeshifters being a lazy plot device, but I Have literally never seen an actor doing the “me pretending to be this other person pretending to be me” bit who wasn’t clearly having a great time.
mandywondering: falsedetective:falsedetective:don’t pretend the Great Tag Ban isn’t funny. don’t pretend that content being automatically removed from the site for using arbitrary terms like “girl” or “tony the tiger” isn’t hilariouswe
long-may-he-reign:falsedetective:falsedetective:don’t pretend the Great Tag Ban isn’t funny. don’t pretend that content being automatically removed from the site for using arbitrary terms like “girl” or “tony the tiger” isn’t hilariouswe
iammegadaddyissues: i whimper and curl up to make myself small, pretending to retreat inside myself. He likes that. He likes to pretend that He’s molesting me - raping me, forcing Himself on me. So do i. It works for us, our unspoken understanding.
woke-up-on-derse: Can we stop pretending that bullies who hate queer kids are usually queer themselves?can we stop pretending that we are our own worst enemy? Can straight people take responsibility for the environment and people they’ve cultivated
lucacangettathisass: thegestianpoet: pretending that age of ultron literally never happened probably gets funnier if you just pretend that absolutely none of the events in it happened and try to fit the current MCU around it anyways. for example: the
sissyowner144: cockismydestiny: No! I was pathetic a year ago when i still pretended to be real man. While i still pretended that my little clitty could ever satisfy a woman. Now i am at least worth something, worth serving real alpha men. Useful to
glitteryastrology: clingy but pretends they’re not: capricorn, scorpio, taurus, leo not clingy, not fronting: aquarius, virgo, gemini, sagittarius not clingy but pretends to be: libra clingy and doesn’t give a fuck: cancer, pisces, aries
sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
yourollthedice: royalteens: allthehiddlefeels: chadleymacguff: yourollthedice: OK so basically a girl posted a photo of herself pretending to be on the phone and she got like 1,000 notes within minutes. Well i’m pretending to be on the phone and
angry-anal-fisting: carry-on-my-wayward-castiel: trollcatty: t0nystarkhasaheart: batheinhisblood: avengeallthethings: Tony Stark, everyone. Robert Downey jr everyone. it had to be corrected Tony Stark pretending to be Robert Downey Jr pretending
the-absolute-funniest-posts: sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!
stoney-bones: pretending to be attractive Well keep pretending.. You’re fooling me.
fuckyeahsissyboys:Don’t worry sweetheart, you don’t have to pretend with me. I never wanted you as a “real man” anyway… CLICK HERE Don’t pretend fags
felkina: “I remember the first time we did it out in public… you weren’t ashamed to shove your thick hard meat inside me while we pretended to be swimming like a cute little pair… i had to pretend my body wasn’t about to explode as daddy would
bluesey: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
t0nystarkhasaheart: batheinhisblood: avengeallthethings: Tony Stark, everyone. Robert Downey jr everyone. it had to be corrected Tony Stark pretending to be Robert Downey Jr pretending to be Tony Stark. There, corrected even more. (via imgTumble)
cravehiminallways212: heyyou-yumme: I wonder how long I can act like I’m asleep…..maybe throw a leg over and see if there’s anything else he’d like to taste…. Lol…only reason I’d pretend I was asleep around you… ;) No need to pretend
nussstrudel: “All right, anti-vaxxers. Let’s pretend you’re right. You’re not.Pretending is not science” - Hannah Gadsby - Douglas (2020)
mamalalonde: mamalalonde: mamalalonde: i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried
blueeyedmarilyn: The thing is.. this is my body. This is the way it is. It’s probably going to get bigger. I’m perfectly okay with that. Like I said, MY body. Isn’t it lovely? I won’t pretend to be skinny and you won’t pretend to hide your
cranberriesofficial: do not ignore pakistan. do not pretend like pakistan is not suffering. do not pretend that pakistan is not important enough to post about right now.
ginsengmask: cheonjiwang: flaccidrap: myxoldstory: nobodys-pendeja: zouiswillriseagain: mixed-apocalyptic: justinsblackgf: selhadid: justinsblackgf: im tired of us pretending taylor swift can sing :// WHAT i said IM TIRED OF US PRETENDING
bentsahra:Tfw when men do that thing where they pretend they have no control over their temper. LOL It’s so funny like am I supposed to pretend that I don’t know you’re completely self-aware and present during this rage performance. Or should I
highuponsex: So let’s all pretend that I have an ass. K! But you Do have a Sexy Ass, no pretending
wasadecember13th: “If we say nothing, if we pretend…” "There is nothing to pretend. I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there is life after that, I’ll love you then.” Jace and Clary - City of Glass (Page. 335)
incestposts: I fuck my mother every morning for a month now. She pretends that she does not wake up while being fucked. I will try my mom’s ass tomorrow. I wonder whether she can pretend anymore.
sofapizza: sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person “look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg”
festivegeenadavis: foolishteenagekicks: critical-discourse-anal: New term for when you’re extremely tired from pretending to be straight around your relatives during the holidays: Hetlagged. What’s the word for pretending to be cis around your
birdwithapeopleface: rknjl: newvagabond: NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE. NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND
discolor3d: People think it’s fun to pretend you’re a monster;Me, I spend my life pretending I’m not.
pinsir: carry-on-my-wayward-castiel: trollcatty: t0nystarkhasaheart: batheinhisblood: avengeallthethings: Tony Stark, everyone. Robert Downey jr everyone. it had to be corrected Tony Stark pretending to be Robert Downey Jr pretending to be Tony
nigganomicz: pretends to be dead inside but actually cares: scorpio, aquarius, capricorn, sagittarius , aries, gemini pretends to care but is actually dead inside: libra, cancer, virgo, pisces, leo, taurus
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dbvictoria: Playing pretend never gets old. When we’re adults, we tend to limit it to daydreaming, but when we’re kids? We interact with our environment and pretend to be our heroes and favorite characters. Tree branches become lightsabers, or a
OK so basically a girl posted a photo of herself pretending to be on the phone and she got like 1,000 notes within minutes. Well i’m pretending to be on the phone and getting dragged away by the demon from Paranormal Activity so yeah I deserve notes
