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smallest-feeblest-boggart: mangozetango: wufflesvetinari: sherlocke: I’m upset because I want to change the world but the world is too big and people are too mean “Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love
recklesslyinfatuated: everythingfox: Perfect example of “not fat, just fluffy”(via) Same
graceless-goddess: I hope you have a relationship that’s real for once and you are sure of where you are in their life. I hope you’re not a distraction or a past time or something to be used. But a love, a sweetheart, a muse. I hope you are something
kaijutegu: hotbabespaghetti: This is probably the cutest This is the perfect pet for people who want to keep a small container of water with something pretty in it. Even though it’s a plant and not a fish, it’s way cuter than a sad, cramped betta-
m-as-tu-vu: “As I am. As I am. All or not at all.” — James Joyce, Ulysses
kaldicuct: not-saltrat88: gayshitnhead: helthehatter: injuries-in-dust: Support Pet Foolery on Patreon for just ũ a month and get two patreon exclusive comics every month. https://www.patreon.com/ https://www.instagram.com/pet_foolery Can
teathattast:teathattast:I posted this without knowing what the sound was and I’m honestly not disappointed
minipliny:In light of the recent explosion of Queen on my dash, it is time for this magnificent te reo Māori rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody. You will not regret listening.
immaplatypus:scallioncreamcheesebagel:perks-of-being-chinese:LITERALLY!!! the media is acting like coronavirus is a death sentence when 98% of people who get infected recover perfectly fine…the danger is not that it’s particularly deadly,
wilwheaton: “If you remember TV going off the air, you’re officially old.” — A Youth on Reddit, who is not wrong.
dazednconfused1968: She’s not impressed 🤪
dunsparce:not even a millisecond later
joematar:stuffed-bread:dankmemeuniversity:Fun fact!! It’s cuz your body feels your pulse falling rapidly and is like “I don’t know if you’re dying or falling asleep and I’m not willing to gamble” so it shoots you up
savagechickens: Crisis.Thanks everybody for the great feedback on this week’s comics. Great to see people laughing even when there are lots of reasons not to!
guygirder: ishipthatfishycouple: rayjii: Which type are you? the hell is 6 i have never seen anyone do 6 before he just ate 15 mild chicken wings and dont want sauce on his glasses whats not to get I’m getting used to pushing my glasses
berrycastle:they-were-a-skater-gay:I’m not an engineer but I think we should attach solar panels to cats that just seems like common sense to me
babyanimalgifs: Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Are Im-Paw-Sible Not To Laugh At (#6 @roscoefats)
recklesslyinfatuated: thehumorbot:Very accurate… via /r/funny https://ift.tt/3bm2NfW The Other pandemic - You’re Not The Boss Of Me-itis.
gahdamnpunk:This pandemic is really proving that government has the means to solve all problems they just choose not to
liberalsarecool:Let’s not also forget that the small number of lifeboats was so the rich passengers had more room to stroll around on the decks. The Titanic is such a shockingly apt metaphor.
queen-of-love-and-beauty:Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills
thisheavybody: kedreeva:He’s being cleaned, not just pet, but judging by that big contented rumble you can hear, he’s quite enjoying it! OHHHHH HE’S REALLY LOVIN’ IT, I’M SO HAPPY FOR DIS GUY, IT’S HIS MOMENT!
justcatposts: “oh not this paw….but you can touch this one lol”from @mrwillisthecat
justcatposts: I’m not sure who needed to see this, but here you go
yeahiwasintheshit:grewvy:Are we not all seeing the pattern with these anti-science, anti-intellectual protestors who are clearly funded by corporate right wingers. This is the future. This is where we are headed. More and more heavily established, heavily
I’m not surprised. It’s always been once someone sees daylight, these people don’t give a rat’s ass about you.
auurrra: This will never not be funny.
ghettoinuyasha: pyreo: pyreo: You grow up and you realise A Bug’s Life was the revolutionary Leftist masterpiece of our childhoods I’m not even slightly kidding Ants are the workforce doing the labour needed to survive, and they have to do it twice
brunhiddensmusings: i-rather-not-say: maid-of-timey-wimey: bogleech: thiswaycomessomethingwicked: tatzelwyrm: profeminist: depp-could-get-it: Tumblr deleted my long ass rant while I was in the middle of writing it so you’re spared and will
instructor144: loloftheday: Most employers atm America: the land of the empty sentiment. Things like “thank you for your service” and “thoughts and prayers” are empty, sterile gestures if not accompanied by actions.
wolfstravelsinmind:artemis-persephone-deactivated2:Why is this thing they call “hook up?” I’m not built that way…
justcatposts: Me: I’m not clingyMe: 10 mins later
justcatposts: “It’s not that wet” (via)
tshifty:when i say “unfollow me if you support trump” im not saying it ironically. no, seriously, if you support trump then i dont want your disgraceful ass to be in any way associated with my blog. get out.
recklesslyinfatuated: Trump’s not often right, but once in a blue moon he inadvertently hits the nail on the head.
isay: In 1991 there was an Australian Royal Commission into Aboriginal deaths in custody.Since then there have been 425 more deaths in custody.Not one charge has been brought against the police. Deaths inside: every Indigenous death in custody since
lemonsharks: penrosesun: guidetodreaming: One of the most important things I learned in my Language and the Law class is that law enforcement will intentionally misinterpret every type of statement asking for a lawyer as not asking for a lawyer. Even
saqitario: im not saying that my kittens are cute but they are really cute i
justsomeantifas: smeachthepeach: zerocapitalism: (x) Just a heads up for anyone else who might find one of these. It’s not JUST a flash. It also releases a bunch of tiny rubber pellets when it explodes similar to a frag grenade. (That kid would’ve
catasters: Cats Are Not Lazy, They Have Many Important Jobs