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tieenthusiast: cuddlemedaddy: Reasons NOT to get a cat: They never knock before entering. They walk all over you. They can glue themselves to your body. They touch your boob and then leave. There is so much to love about this set.
4gifs: Not today! [video]
wizardmoon: kinkshamer69: please don’t call your genitals weird things like “dinky doo” or “no no carrot” like I’m not even gonna give a reason please just stop doing that well isn’t that just a kick in the danger clam
darkinternalthoughts: This is how I feel and why dinner is not being cooked right at this moment Relatable.
darkinternalthoughts: this-is-life-actually: Watch: Kristen Bell opens up about the mental health double standard and how she manages her own struggle. Follow @this-is-life-actually It’s not a failure, it’s a condition.
sekahyyh: cardsofclow: decencybedamned: HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON wanton: sexually immodest or promiscuous wonton: a type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE
refinery29: Amber Rose has the best response for why women should NEVER feel ashamed of demanding safe sex Amber Rose is simply not interested in your slut-shaming. The unapologetic social-media star doesn’t mince words when it comes to a woman’s
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katswenski: Happy National Dog Day, everyone!My Website – See me on Webtoon On my way home tonight i saw a girl 12yo or so sitting on a bench with her German Shephard puppy. Pupper was not quite in control of his ears yet, pointing up straight in
mogifire: why not both?
darkinternalthoughts: That’s not healthy, you could chip your teeth on that. Just suck…
the-movemnt: not all heroes wear capes, some drive buses (x) | follow @the-movemnt
firefly-flashes: This… The warmth of his skin as his legs hug my body…The heady power of his cock filling my mouth as he groans in my ear….The not-so-subtle reminder of his hand in my hair, reminding me who is really in charge here even when he
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awwww-cute: One of my cats is not as excited about the idea of sharing a bed than the other one [x-post from r/aww] (Source: http://ift.tt/2ctdx2k)
It’s not fall here, but i could get behind this!
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It’s an important discussion. Nothing’s importanter than food!
thepunkmummy: askun: I used to wear a grater and stockings around my apartment when i first moved out on my own, not because I was going to “entertain” anyone but just because they made me fee super sexy . . . Must have been painful…..
darkinternalthoughts: That looks so horrid. I still laughed. Yeah, that’s not fun.
darkinternalthoughts: nudusforis: my-wanton-self: Ran into the supermarket after work and picked up these. Who needs a prawn for the barbie*? * Barbie - a BBQ. Not the doll. Straya, man. Wot?Were they sold out of the Koala Kebabs and Platypus Patties?
Yeah. Not happy. Need a change. Don’t know what, tho…. :-(
sheiswanton: please do not send me photographs of your naked bits unless i’ve asked you for them. Yup.
gorgeousnessandgorgosity: I’m not sure where this is, but I’m pretty sure I’d go there
introvertunites: not-a-l0sechester: tiggybaby146: introvertunites: Introverts Unite: We’re Here, We’re Uncomfortable and We Want To Go Home The men’s version that you all have been inquiring about is out. Will begin shipment in 6 days. Feel
silkydelicates: I didn’t nearly rip of my nipples for you to not vote! GO VOTE! ✅✔
tumbling4u2: awesomeseethroughs: Apologies for not posting new stuffs 🙏🏼 Have been busy with my other blogs Damn this the perfect way to showcase and enjoy a woman’s breasts !
batlabels: “No, not our hair! Anything but that!” But my hair always looks like a bomb has just gone off
sadgaywerewolf: I don’t think a lot of people understand how frustrating memory and concentration problems are. It’s not cute or “ditzy” or whatever to forget what you were doing or thinking about moment after you were doing it. Being able to
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Another wild Friday night here! Not one but TWO loads of laundry!!
awwww-cute: My kitten fell asleep in a container today and it was too cute not to share! (Source: http://ift.tt/2hS6cw0) 😍😍😍
yourcoffeeguru: bailey-blue: 💙 70′s Yeah! I’m not that old yet, dammit! Lol
skellydun: u know what’s nice?? when ur sleeping next to someone and you wake up but you still have more time to sleep in so u sleepily pull that person closer to u and drift off into a warm happy abyss of blankets and love
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lifeofcosmo: Frosty morning in Warsaw not broke out on a walk
darkinternalthoughts: coldtofire: pizza-till-3am: Who you gonna call? No. Yes, that’s right! Not for 10 bucks, i ain’t!
Jon Stewart Reads Trump’s Next Batch Of Executive Orders “It has been 11 days, Stephen. Eleven f**king days,” he said. “The presidency is supposed to age the president, not the public.” “I, Donald J. Trump, am exhausting because it is going
msjanssen: Fisenko Katarina©. Not Ready for the week…
miss-aishe: I’m not the only one that likes quinces by the looks of it.
bestrooftalkever: party-wok: julierthanyou: clambistro: Ahh, it’s back i have disproportionately strong feelings about this. every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME. YEAUGH Always reblog.
nevver:Not to brag
This is me getting up the courage to leave my current job. The goal is to leave by the end of the year.
awwww-cute: Butter is goin places. (And he’s not so sure about it) (Source: http://ift.tt/2pmlw3h)
my-wanton-self: Isn’t it a bitch when you pop into the supermarket for one thing, and you come out with 99 other things… but NOT the one you went in for?
thatlasstho: I have burned for you for twenty years, Sassenach,” he said softly. “ Do ye not know that?” — Jamie, VOYAGER
firefly-flashes: And some mornings, there’s just not enough of it.
coldtofire: munchoblog: silentlaughter992: markhamillz: squarepeglife: literal-ghost: journeyofthepoet: thebestoftumbling: When Leia Isn’t Home (x) This better not get cut out of the new movie. I saw the clarinet and thought “please be
samcaarter: insertawesomeusernamehere: caffeinatedchelonian: There are not enough cute sharks on my dash. How do I fix this? ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS ASK C8 @sharkyy
thepowerwithin: Think positively, and the negative forces in the world will not effect you. It really makes the world of a difference. Photo by: Johannesburg Hoehn
I’m still not sure how I’m going to start my own business if i hate phones this much. 😨
awwww-cute:So my friends dog had puppies! (Source: http://ift.tt/2pOHzDG) That’s not a puppy. That’s a cotton ball!
darkinternalthoughts: my-wanton-self:Test trialled this today. Doesn’t work. Don’t bother buying it. Lame af. 0/10 Quite disappointed. And not sure how to remove this product from my sock.
lastgunfighterballad: john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty: divinity-of-purpose: animal-mother-official: ninjakato: tastefullyoffensive: “Most Awful Sleeping Face in Japan” (photos by @mino_ris/via neebus) I can’t not reblog this. I tried…
wilwheaton: shiisiln: dracofidus: dracofidus: DO NOT QUESTION MY COLLECTION OF JANE AUSTEN SNAKE PHOTOS A MAN IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A HOBBY okay, so, here is my Pride and Prejudice collection: Elizabeth Bennet: Jane Bennet: Lydia Bennet: Mr Darcy: Mr
darkinternalthoughts: mapsontheweb:Range of the Koala. Notice how much of the range overlaps with the distribution of the dreaded Drop Bear? Coincidence? I think not.
darkinternalthoughts: lioness-in-the-rain:I have huge respect for people that can actually come up with decent captions, I’m definitely not one of them. I’m seeing 2,001 notes against this beautiful picture. You don’t need a caption.
darkinternalthoughts: laudanumandabsinthe:“Sodomy For Variety” should be on a T shirt…or a Band Name I had to look up the author, and (big surprise), his name is not really Dr Guenter Klow. His history reads a bit like a Kurt Vonnegut character.His
firefly-flashes: dominantandkinky: I’m not going to stop writing you love letters but I can ramp up the ass smacking baby girl. No problem. Bruises are a special kind of love note…