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And wine and chocolate and coffee….. I’m not demanding. Really!
mediamattersforamerica: The Weather Channel reacts to Trump pulling out of the Paris agreement. They’re not fucking around.
tasteslikesandwich: somethingwickedthiswaylives: abyssalcorvid: huffylemon: Greek Mythology/Roman Empire on tumblr I couldn’t read that last one and not see this face “toO LaTE!” Oh my god. I love this. @angelofthelordatstarbucks
kniivila: Dog does not understand
thepowerwithin: It’s of utmost importance for you to speak kindly to not only others, but to yourself as well. You are the most important member of your own audience!
needylittlecunt: I’m a little more than a handful. 👋 *do not remove caption*
Yup. Coz they’re not.
Yes, Netflix. For the hundredth time - I’m. Still. Here. I’m not happy about it. There’s plenty of other places I’d rather be. So shut up and play my show. Sincerely, Please stop harassing the sick person
tylerknott: The Seed Line that started it all. This was the sentence that swirled and spilled on the page that created Typewriter Series #1. And all of this. All this madness. Advice (not that I am qualified to give it): chase your madness, chase it
I’m not round. I’m fluffy!
awwww-cute: This good boy is a chimera, which is an animal that is genetically two animals, in this case he’s a yellow and black lab. This means he is twice the good boy. (Not my picture, found on Facebook) (Source: http://ift.tt/2sdMCOc)
jaclcfrost:you know when you’re talking w/ someone and you just feel.. Warm. like.. not.. warmth temperature-wise but just this.. sense of overall coziness like on an emotional level speaking w/ them is the equivalent of whenever you step into a patch
liberalsarecool:Both parties are not the same.
wilwheaton: lightshadowverisimilitude: copperbadge: acebycircle: He just sits his ass down on all those buttons that could or could not be firing lasers into space If we can’t invent a touchscreen that recognizes an ass-dial by the 24th century,
breelandwalker: diamondelight92: wikdsushi: strangeasanjles: Not all heros wear capes. I want to buy this woman a beer. This woman is named June Ayres and she has owned and operated Reproductive Health Services, which is currently the only clinic
shenko: suddenlykats: pangur-and-grim: logic-and-art: starskykarofsky: For anyone not so familiar with cat behavior, this cat is out of its mind excited to do this. It’s much more rare for cars to wag their tails but it means the same as it does
Sittin in my jammies with my heated throw blanket, watching NCIS reruns. 👵
awwww-cute: One of these pups is not like the others (Source: http://ift.tt/2uyXV39)
darkinternalthoughts: 1petulantkitten: neopetcemetery: someone has waited their entire career to use this headline Do not deny this writer their due accolades. Reblog until everyone on the planet knows that Uranus gapes wide open. What a moment of
zooophagous: jumpingjacktrash: earthstory: Bismuth crystals aren’t exactly true minerals, but they show some of the symmetry properties and are really easy to grow. You can buy kits to be able to do this. Do not use a good pot or tongs - you aren’t
the-bullet-bra-is-back: laderdesders1: fitmaree: Can’t risk it The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it. I HATE malicious chain posts like this but I fear and respect the duck enough not to jeopardize my creativity by ignoring it. This is
darkinternalthoughts: justanotherbadseed:So so cute Bat photos turned upside down are a thing Are you sure it’s not the rest of the world that is upside down?
darkinternalthoughts: “It’s not what you think it is”
sophie23lg: He needn’t tug, pull or drag her to her knees. He does not ask nor demand her submission. Her need for him, his love, his guidance and his control - feeds her desire to submit, to obey, and ultimately, to be his.
mossyoakmaster: harcules: fitjyn: fuckyeahcrossfit: SHOULDER WORK Like my 8th time reblogging this You can’t not reblog this Lol
lovemysub: thewanderrchildd: running-on-oatmeal: outrunmyself: I will never not reblog this. The 2 guys in the back are just ❤❤❤ Always reblog. people who get hyped up for other people are the greatest people you can have in your life. Love
wilwheaton: The highest resolution full-color photo of Pluto, so far. Click to embiggen this and just marvel at how beautiful this not-a-planet is.
archiemcphee: Dami Lee of As Per Usual illustrates one reason it might not be such a bad idea to have a voodoo doll made in your own likeness: the ability to give yourself a back rub![via Geeks are Sexy]
catsbeaversandducks: Her Name Is Lily Not only does she have unique markings, but she is also cross-eyed, which only adds to her cuteness. Photos by Lily The Rorschach Cat - Full story on Love Meow
jumpingjacktrash: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: thetrippytrip: framing this THIS IS GLORIOUS let’s bring this back since we’re still seeing backyard boys wearing camo to try to look like the soldiers they’re not, while marching against the
homeosapphic: tonight in vermont news: the police department in our state capital was called because a skunk was wandering down main street with its head stuck in a yogurt cup not wanting to risk getting sprayed, and unsure of how to remove a skunk from
apple-pie-moonshine: duckandorpenguin: ilyasaurus: Reblog if you, too, are not dead- only tired and ugly. same Same
sheiswanton: but not for a bad one. avoid those if you can.
A real prince brings REAL coffee. Not Starbucks. 😷
awwww-cute: Sugar the Cat enjoying a 10 hour car ride to Oregon! (Source: http://ift.tt/2wc5MHV) I’m not sure “enjoying” is the right word. Lol!
roscoe66: Josh Mansour of the Penrith Panthers has been poured into those shorts I’m not a Penrith supporter, but i am enjoying watching the game tonight. 😉
halsprite: pray4salvation: ouyangdan: georgetakei: Slow. Clap. http://ift.tt/1euhu0D favorite linguist joke and i will never not reblog it HA still fave
awwww-cute: Did you just say I’m not endangered anymore? (Source: http://ift.tt/2wv1Bak)
awwww-cute: My aunt’s dog might not be real (Source: http://ift.tt/2xlhjUa)
archiemcphee: dandalf-thegay: dennsokagi: Yatak çok güzel ;) Shhh…today we’re celebrating Caturday by trying not to wake this tiny, sweet kitten who’s fast asleep on the softest, cuddliest most literal cat bed evar. [via The Mary Sue]
archiemcphee: Give him a mint, maybe he’ll take the hint. The next time some random dude starts explaining something to you, just offer him one of these mints. Then, he can explain to you why these mints aren’t funny and that not all men do it.Buy
This is why I’m quitting my job.
thenakedlegend: did-you-kno: Source There is no way that shit’s not like, super extra haunted.
cpt-tightpants: kniivila: Dog does not understand
just-shower-thoughts: the first thing males look at when looking at a woman is her heart, the fact that her breasts are in front of it is not our fault
jacytheblue: This is Suits Studio, a tailoring company specializing in women’s suits. We specialize in suits, but we’re not dressing men.
awwww-cute: I told my girlfriend to not buy our kitten a sweater and then she went and bought our kitten a sweater. (Source: http://ift.tt/2yTyCgg)
Mood: let me sit on your lap and pretend like I'm not trying to get you hard
screambirdscreaming: cantavier: gaylor-moon: lizardsister: 33v0: 33v0: what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too look at this shit They radiate
tyrannosarcophagous: not-used-to-being-normal: danandphan: danandphan: gigglygamer: allnaturaltrashfruit: sigmatique: pebbles5ever: hypno-angex: suklaaaa: bunnyinafez: iwantfitbody: madamedepompador: winchesterwolves: moniker-padacklyte:
sexyhappychic: desdemona-d: E’ vero che non conosciamo ciò che abbiamo prima di perderlo, ma è anche vero che non sappiamo ciò che ci è mancato prima che arrivasse. Paulo Coelho “ It is true that we do not know what we have before we lose it,
awwww-cute: Trying to eat mozzarella sticks, it’s not for everyone. (Source: http://ift.tt/2yLW1NF)
Friday nights when you’re old - economic documentaries and wine while waiting for the Rugby League World Cup to come on. Woo.
When people ask what I’m doing next….
milkingcookie: It’s like 2 here …
awwww-cute: Brother-in-law adopted this 14 year old, not wanting him to end up dying alone in the shelter. He looks so happy! (Source: http://ift.tt/2DoOqrw)
dreamsofkinsella: Womens March 2018Men of quality do not fear equality.
buy-skulls: Well, this was way too freakin cute not to share! Gotta love a hedgehog with the munchies! Reposted from @hedgehog_azuki.
archiemcphee: Would you care for a piping hot bowl of ramen? Let’s hope not because these bowls contain only sweet, deliciously deceptive cake. We’re always delighted by cakes that look like anything but cake. And these examples of Japanese Ramen
Wanting to go out but not wanting to put on pants. The struggle is real.
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